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I'm compiling my favorites list and I want you to know you can always trust it for good stories (As in, amazing plots, immaculate grammar, and fantastic characters), and it's horribly exclusive, so there won't be TOO much to sift through.

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the superhero's bitch

i·love·you

(eye-luv-yoo)

the three hardest words to say in the english language

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Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4847 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
The Difference Knowing Makes by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
RE-POSTED. After vowing to never date another frat guy, he's trying to bend her new rule. Only because she'd so stupidly, under the influence of cheap punch and an extremely stressful Thursday, confessed that he might just be the most adorable guy on campus. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,923 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Masterpiece by All Over You reviews
A collection of one-shots all about our favorite family of manwhores: the Mastersons. REMOVED.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/27/2010
Sincinnati by sct2009 reviews
Rita Lovely, a young girl from the hood, escapes a life of poverty and abuse, and becomes a socialite at the prestigious Princeton Academy, where she catches the eye of two rich boys. Will this Cinderella get her prince?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 63,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Broken by Jasmini reviews
You could imagine the scene we made: two teenagers making out furiously on the ground of the parking lot outside of their school while their parents, teachers, siblings, and classmates watched in shock, disapproval, disgust, and happiness respectively."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
Your Cat Is Dead by invisible.writer reviews
She considered sending him a text message, but perhaps it was too cold. "Your cat is dead, come take care of the mess" did see rather heartless. Grudgingly she dialed the oh-so familiar number that was his...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
It All Began In A Coffee Shop by girlinthepinkconverse reviews
After an unexpected break-up in college, Devin and Ashley continue to follow their pursuits alone. Each dreams of finding their special someone, but after 11 years, they wonder if they will ever find true love again. Until one morning in a coffee shop...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Six Degrees or, Why College Is Awesome by Le Meg reviews
Six different students, six different perspectives. One weekend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,281 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Realize by All Over You reviews
Being the youngest Masterson, Forrest has some big shoes to fill. He's tired of waiting for his challenge to come along, but he's about to figure out that it's been right in front of him in the form of the person he least expected. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Outsider by LJ58 reviews
Gai is the son of a shipwrecked foreigner, orphaned, and left to make his own way in a foreign land that despises his kind. Selected by a local sensei to enter an elite training academy, will he become savior to those that damned him, or their worst enemy
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
How to Save a Life by All Over You reviews
He took a deep breath. "If you do this to me, Fallon, I'll never forgive you," he said sternly. "I'll leave you and we'll be done." ONE-SHOT. REMOVED.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
True by All Over You reviews
With a last name like Masterson, only one word comes to mind: manwhore. What does Brock like about her? The answer's simple. She's a challenge. SHORT STORY. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Queen Bitch by Crimsonoaks reviews
As a romantic comedy fanatic, I vowed to become THAT girl. My own love life may be a sham but what better place to play high school matchmaker than from the top? Hello, my name is Queen Bitch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,181 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
The Island by LJ58 reviews
Washed ashore on an uninhabited island, a group of hapless castaways do not yet realize that they are not alone, and that something truly fantastic is watching them. And waiting.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Forever by renegade01 reviews
Forever is a long time," he told me. "Are you willing to wait?" "Are you?" I countered. "No," he paused. "I'd wait longer." I hated him then.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7267 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Girl : Alone by Car Crash Prettyxx reviews
In this county there are two private schools. One for girls and the other for boys. But one girl gets accepted into the boys one by accident, what will happen when one lone girl is suddenly thrust back into a life of men? Only time will tell.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,924 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
You're Too Late by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
Christie's late... for Derek? It's been too late. This is the story of a two teens, one hurt and confused; the other a normal girl who could never have guessed the day's events. A trial oneshot that was co-written to show the two sides of the story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Hit or Miss by Someday-I-will-Understand reviews
For years, they unequivocally loathed one another. But then they found out that one hand washing the other benefited them both. And just like that, things began to change. And all it took was a band called Funk You & a broken camera. FIN.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,616 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Joys Of Being Married To A Gay Man by gummybearmurder reviews
Sequel to He's Just Teasing. A few years later Jacey and Chase see each other again, only there's more history between them now than ever before. Will Jacey FINALLY make up her mind about him? finished 2/17/08 Epilogue up! 4/16/08
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
The Eleventh Annual Hide Or Die Summer Challenge by Le Meg reviews
The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
The Thing about Guardian Angels by found.eventually reviews
“Wait!” Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. “My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she’ll fall in love with me!” One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Sing to Me by jellybeancurd reviews
RF [one shot]: It started with a dare. Seriously, no one sane would stand under my window and sing to me, more so after my mum chases after him and his lousy percussion team. But why does he keep coming back? And, why do I miss him after he leaves?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
He's Just Teasing by gummybearmurder reviews
Everyone has secrets. That's for damn sure. I just moved and it seems like this whole stupid town's keeping things from me! Everyone has a past I know that. But.. If I don't get all these pasts fixed, there wont be a future for any of us. sequel up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,399 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
My Life In One Sentence by invisible.writer reviews
My life was mindnumbingly dull, but I was fine with being the invisible Ginger Ale Girl. Whoever said friends were good for the soul did not know the boy with blue hair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,764 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Medusa
"I guess I'm just in tune with my internal clock." I boasted. "Seems fitting considering you're not in tune with yourself any other way." "What the fuck, dude?" It never stopped. I never stopped feeling, and it was all-together quite ridiculous. Rated M for socially unacceptable word usage.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
So Much to Make Up For reviews
"Hey!" He glared. "I do too like her!" "No, you don't!" I exploded. "You just like her in theory! You'd never make a reality out of her because you're chicken shit!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
Right Now reviews
This was it; The final talk. "You kissed me, Lee." Fact. "You like me," I whispered. Fact. "And you like me?" …Unknown fact. -A short one-shot about teenage pig-headedness. Sometimes, the leap is good. Would someone please tell that to Leanne?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Here's to Locker 243 reviews
Boys can be so stupid. That's my argument. People shouldn't judge me for not wanting to jump right in there and date them. And now some idiot boy is shoving notes through locker 243? Is he demented? One-shot. Rated T because of one foul-mouthed best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete