Cactus-Caro
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Joined 03-30-10, id: 718373, Profile Updated: 10-24-13
Author has written 2 stories for Romance, and Humor.

To whomever may be reading this,

My name is Cactus, and it's a pleasure to have you here. I'm delighted to know you've taken an interest in my crummy works, and I do hope you enjoy them. Fair warning, I disappear for long periods of time, but I'm almost always on my Tumblr (multifaceted-cactus) so do feel free to pester me there! I'm also on Twitter @CactusCaro, so there's that.

Have a lovely day! uvu

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Sweepers by Minty F reviews
A sweeper is defined as any man that can sweep a woman off of her feet. Instead, Luke Sawyer nearly shoves me to the ground. Either he's a complete jerk, or love just got a whole lot more violent.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,934 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Risking It All by Shiloh's Call reviews
She was underage, still in high school, and completely and totally off-limits. So why can't he seem to stay away from her and vice versa? Whoever thought love was easy was obviously a fool and had never met August and Victor.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,105 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Horrors In His Head by Danielle Elaine reviews
Who is this little girl mocking and terrorizing Ethan? Is she real, or merely a figment of mentality?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Tell Me, Give Me by Minx The Shadow Thief
Tell me to do 50 math problems, Give me 30 minutes. Tell me to write an essay, Give me a day. Tell me to run a mile, Give me an F, Because I can't run to save my life.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Dear Diary by Road to Anywhere reviews
Dear Diary...I don't really know who I am. So, I'm on an epic quest to find out! Step one: try being a hipster... One-Shot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
The Storm by ph34r reviews
Experimenting with psychological horror based on concepts from Plato's Cave theory. All spelling/grammar errors are intentional, done for tone of story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Awaiting by xmusicdreamx reviews
Just a poem on my thoughts as i wait for the hurricane to hit.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Michael by Centrau guardian reviews
It is impossible for an angel to remain with a human for more than a year of their time. Every moment weakens the bonds of existence, until everything falls apart. But Michael has fallen in love, and necessity is not always as easy as it should be.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
With Every Breath by ichipup reviews
He is what I live for every day. A christian poem, if you do not like it, do not read. Enjoy, God loves you.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011
Fate's Last Dance by MysticAphrodite reviews
Together they danced, on the stern of the sinking ship. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Complete
Rhyming With Another Summer by noctema reviews
I want to climb into the lap of my rapist father. Novella. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
As It Is by ItWasOnlyADream reviews
So this is the cold, hard truth of what really happens. In school, that is. No sugarcoating. WARNING: HIGH SARCASM CONTENT. MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,074 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010
Dresden Pink by Ramend Waatt reviews
An epic story filled with pancreases, ants, giraffes, dinosaurs, anteaters, time machines, tongues, mustaches, robots, space travel, love, trust, and betrayal. A must read.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
Shortcut by Lynn Savitsky reviews
Kids, never accept rides from strangers. Especially orange strangers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Broccoli by Insanity Incarnate reviews
I shall name you Broccoli!" She shouted out. The ant, seemingly apathetic about its new name change, just kept on nibbling on the remains of cookie crumbs on the bottom of the pillow fort they were both in.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
The Muffin by Taylor Clemons reviews
Just a little drabble I wrote for my Creative Writing class. Two friends are baking muffins one morning, only to discover that something has gone horribly wrong.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Don't Trust The Squirrels by schradez007 reviews
Because they will use you to take over the world. One-shot. Please read, review, and enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Ribbit by Peachteaprince reviews
Random one-shot about a boy chasing a frog.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Silver Stream by Kaelesh reviews
A tale of magic, innocence and imagination!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
The Silver Musician by Hitsu-Chan reviews
The melody is dragging her to the mysterious musician....
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
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Squirrels and their rights reviews
A short document on how squirrels deserve parks. *THIS WAS (part of) A SCHOOL PROJECT! Please don't take this seriously. I was supposed to write it horribly. I know it's horrible and I apologize.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete
In Love With An Incubus reviews
Melody writes a letter to her lover, who happens to be an incubus named Jason. She has no idea where he is, so she never really sends it. But one night Jason drops in, and reads her letter and is faced with one of the most difficult decisions of his life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete