Delphina Valitrix
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Joined 04-03-10, id: 719099, Profile Updated: 06-20-12
Author has written 1 story for Action.


That's right! Delphina's back with a new and improved, upgraded, tricked-out penname! Delphina Valitrix... has a nice ring to it, no? Now read my story, humans!

Hm. It does not seem like the new penname has given me the telepathic powers I expected. Oh well. (shrugs) Back to shamelessly begging for reviews.

Ahhh... I know, I know; I'm, like, the 500th person to use the Angel of Grief as their avatar, but it's such a cool statue.

And yes, I do love Nightwish.

And yes, I do believe that the Twilight Menace needs to die soon. A couple of friends and I have been fighting it but to no avail. (sigh)

Yes, I admit to overusing ellipses... What can I say? They're just so much fun to use...

And let's focus on the writing instead of me, mmkay?

Ooh, and I promise that if you review my story, I'll review yours. More reviews all around. Reviews good. No reviews bad. So REVIEW, people! Review, I say!

Wow. The word "review" is starting to sound kinda weird now. (If I somehow forgot to return your review, then just scream at me in an email and I'll go hide in a corner. And then I'll return it.)

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My Immortal Commentary by V.M.Stone reviews
I know this is probably qualifies as a fanfic, but *shrug* c'est la vie. Basically, a few friends of mine and I have gotten into a contest to see who can get all the way through "My Immortal" and write a full commentary. Hope you enjoy, "prepz."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,229 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
The Bad News Bible by Galadriel of Lothlorien reviews
In the beginning there was the Word and the Word was God - a pretty clueless God who, being bored, ended up inventing the universe. This new look on the age old story shows that the Bible is far from good news...
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,584 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010
Icarus Project by underground-writing reviews
A secret project is underway. One that involves an underground facility, blood transfusions, and kidnapping. What horrors are going on deep below the ground? Ingrid Maloni is about to find out. A story of many secrets and dark intentions...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,261 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Valeo et Deleo by ileana425 reviews
All secrets eventually come out. We will not be a secret any longer I swear to that.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
Cross my heart by an everyday nobody reviews
I promise, cross my heart and hope to die
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
You suck! Well duh I'm a vamp! by Slithering Sliver reviews
God, you suck!" said Jared. The other vampire looked at him, blood smeared all over his mouth and chin, "Duh I suck! I'm a vampire!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Fatal Sparks reviews
Look, just because I was a "human embryo experiment" doesn't erase the face that I'm human. Therefore, I should have basic human rights, such as the right to life. No? Tough crowd, you people... **Reviews shall be returned... *wiggles eyebrows* **
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010