Delphina Valitrix
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Joined 04-03-10, id: 719099, Profile Updated: 10-02-15

Someday, my fic will come. *sigh*

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My Immortal Commentary by V.M.Stone reviews
I know this is probably qualifies as a fanfic, but *shrug* c'est la vie. Basically, a few friends of mine and I have gotten into a contest to see who can get all the way through "My Immortal" and write a full commentary. Hope you enjoy, "prepz."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,229 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
The Bad News Bible by Galadriel of Lothlorien reviews
In the beginning there was the Word and the Word was God - a pretty clueless God who, being bored, ended up inventing the universe. This new look on the age old story shows that the Bible is far from good news...
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,584 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010
Icarus Project by underground-writing reviews
A secret project is underway. One that involves an underground facility, blood transfusions, and kidnapping. What horrors are going on deep below the ground? Ingrid Maloni is about to find out. A story of many secrets and dark intentions...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,261 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Valeo et Deleo by ileana425 reviews
All secrets eventually come out. We will not be a secret any longer I swear to that.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
Cross my heart by an everyday nobody reviews
I promise, cross my heart and hope to die
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
You suck! Well duh I'm a vamp! by Slithering Sliver reviews
God, you suck!" said Jared. The other vampire looked at him, blood smeared all over his mouth and chin, "Duh I suck! I'm a vampire!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete