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Author has written 3 stories for Romance.

"Bow ties are cool."

Myself in a Sentence: A hopeless romantic who loves vintage things but wishes she was a wizard at Hogwarts and procrastinates on essays while listening to lovely music, sipping tea, and finding the Doctor in time machines.

You can visit my fan fiction profile here.
(Although you don't really have to because most of it sucks.)

Anyway, I am a self proclaimed high school bookworm that lives off of books (obviously), music (well, duh), and movies (oh Matthew Lewis, father my children). To put it bluntly, I'm the girl in the back of you're class you don't bother , because if you do, she'll bite your head off because you interrupted her reading time.

So... I have a secret obsession with Harry Potter, British dramas, MST3K, Neil Gaiman, Doctor Who, Steven Moffatt (I want to live inside his mind), Charlie McDonald, the Vlogbrothers, Twilight (don't hate me!), and quotes. Although, in retrospect, it's not really much of a secret because I just told you... forget it. My life is just one big bundle of BLAH.

Other than that, I'm just another one of those nerds that writes on here.



Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they’ll always love you back. -- John Green

First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order. -- Jace Wayland

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. -- The Doctor

May the odds be ever in your favor. -- The Hunger Games

Humans, you're so nostalgic. -- The Doctor

I'm making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up. -- The Doctor

I might die young, but at least I'll die smart. -- John Green

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. -- Salvador Dali

"You know what happens to popular people...They get fat." --Unknown

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Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4218 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Listen Up! by wayfaringstrangers reviews
...I got confessions to make. "I haven't lost anything except my mind; Expect a thousand confessions that you will not find."
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2010
High School Not So Sweetheart by heyyitsmeexo reviews
During my senior year, I decided to make it my goal to date different guys until I found my high school sweetheart. Sometimes it takes many disaster dates and awkward situations to find that one perfect guy, even if he's always been there to begin with.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,659 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes by theironchef96 reviews
Logan Hunter. My twin brother's best friend, and also the most annoying, conceited jerk I have ever met. I HATE him, but apparently there's a thin line between love and hate...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011
A Trip On the Lips by kanders reviews
All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,317 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
A Professional Affair by builtonbones reviews
Things about Fletcher that turns Rylie on- the way he touches her, the way he almost touches her, his whispers, growl and scent, his hands, the way he stand behind her and arguing with him. Things about Rylie that turns Fletcher on- every single thing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,283 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
The Best Bits by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Nacho by jinx89 reviews
He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, "I don't mind obeying orders."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,421 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Earthquake Saftey by TheAngstQueen reviews
Topic: Old Favorite Hiding Spot. An essay about growing up. "I wonder what I ever saw in this cramped area. Maybe it's just lost its magic touch because I knew it was once magic, special in a way then any other place. It was my happy place."
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Fluking Ducks by Gareth-Vandersleld reviews
I hate ducks. They make me happy! I hate being happy! GO AWAY YOU ********
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
An Unconventional Proposal by Pinkamoo reviews
“YES! Of course I will,” I run up to him, and fling my arms around his neck, planting a great big kiss, “you know I want to be with you forever. I told you the first time I met you!” “That was a little strange,” FOR THE POP THE QUESTION CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
A Cupcake For You by Le Cosmonaute reviews
What would Fidel Castro do if he got a cupcake for his birthday? Hitler? Putin? The mailman? Jumping through time and across continents, occasionally into the realm of fiction, a little girl bestows a cupcake upon those who have built up civilisation.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 8/16/2007
Monsieur Micah by Pinkamoo reviews
“Are you decent Monsieur?” I rap my hand on the door and once again, receive no answer. I sigh inwardly; I’ve managed to fit right in with my host family, all except one. One that happens to lie on the other side of this door.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7239 - Favs: 6,237 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Hope by its.Nothing.Special reviews
The first time I saw her, she was asleep. I woke her up. She glared at me. I kicked sand in her face. She spat it out. We argued. I won. And she didn't like bowling. Or me, for that matter. [Oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Resisting Him by Master of the Chimps reviews
Mac is forced to tutor Heath who is one of the hottest guys at school She is possible the ONLY girl that doesnt like Heath and to him, thats NOT a good thing. So Heath decides to try and use all his charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Phone Call for Mrs Smith by Pacifist Soldier reviews
I regret to inform you that I can't write summaries. Rated T for morbid humor.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
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Nina's roommate didn't realize that she was going to be studying abroad their entire senior year of college. In a desperate attempt to find a new roommate, she lets her older brother's best friend move in with her. Despite the fact that her housing emergency is solved and Beck Garish is obviously way out of her league, her year is about to get a lot more interesting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23
The Exposé reviews
When she left for college, Margo didn't expect to write an undercover story on Jude Ivers, the school's King and playboy extraordinaire, nor did she want to. Honestly, she was pretty sure that being within a 10 foot radius of the man lowers your IQ.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011
Last Words reviews
His grip on the handle was tight as he neared it to my throat. The cold metal touched my skin. Pressed hard into my flesh... it was peaceful. "I'll make it quick," he mumbled, almost lovingly. I nodded, not wanting to ruin the moment.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010
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