CyanideMangoOfMassDestruction
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Joined 04-05-10, id: 719369, Profile Updated: 02-21-13
Author has written 3 stories for Humor.

Hey! I'm back, after a whole year. Some of you may or may not remember me from when I had up "The Cardboard Adventures of Mary-Sue", a really lovely May-Sue parody, which I then took down because...well, yeah. Then I deleted the file from my computer. Oops. Wow. I'd put it back up if I still had it, but...yeah. I don't wanna waste time re-creating it.

I'm really snarky in my reviews, unless I like your story. So don't take it personally. Also, I'm a grammar freak, so just be warned.

I'm on fanfiction.net under the same name. I have some nice Twilight parodies there. Go review them.


I finally took the time to type some stories from a writing tournament I went to!

We had 35 minutes to write a short story. The judge then reads it and rates it. Then I find the good ones, type them, edit them (just a little), and post them for you. YAY!


This is the copy-paste section.

It's doesn't exist, see? I refuse to be stereotyped! Be a rebel like ME!

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Bittersweet by Nausikaa reviews
It's not a good idea to marry a woman on the sole basis that she tastes like strawberry ice cream.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011
One on One with Death by slave to the voices reviews
Death has come to Steve's door. Steve must win a challenge to stay alive. Please read and review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
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Chronicles of a Teenage Ninja reviews
Ethan Harris has always known that he possesses an inner ninja. It just hasn't come out yet.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011
Airport Security reviews
How could they throw away my Silly String like that? I NEEDED THAT! Damn airport security...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
A Freaking Harp reviews
A story I wrote for a writing competition. What happens after death, and what if you could gamble your soul to hell through the Magenta Bowler Hat of Truth? REVIEW!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete