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Hi. Errm... What do I say again? (whispers to people behind recorder)
(What?! Talk about myself?! Are you crazy? No! Who knows what kinds of crazy people are on the interne-Look, if I tell them who I am, and they don't like my stories, they could track me down and-What? I'M NOT BEING PARANOID!
...Oh. I don't have to say any real details? Okay.)
Sorry for the technical difficulty. Henchmen these days. Where was I? Oh, yes.
Hi. My name is...not important nor cool enough to mention when I already have a pen name. And I...Wait, what? (Turns around)
I could've just used a fill-in chart type intro the whole time?! Then say so earlier! Ugh. Henchmen these days...
Hair: None. (Wait, what?)
Dream: To conquer the Neptune. (Oh, and there was that one dream where I was throwing pickles at the pyramid...)
Hobbies: Reading, reading and writing/altering quotes, telling stories, asking questions, imagining stuff.
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?
- Robert Kennedy
"Even if you're on the right road, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
"True, the early bird gets the worm, but at the same time, the early worm gets the bird."
"Sometimes you need to think from outside the box, sometimes you need to think inside it, and sometimes you need to see through it as if you had X-ray vision."
"Your approval fills me with shame."
Don't remember, Not Me-
"Yes! Unleash your pea-hell onto their face!"
"If I'm the foolish fool that foolishly acts foolish in my acts of tomfoolery, then you're the foolisher fool that foolishly got fooled by this foolish fool's foolery."
"Death is scary, but isn't Life-in-death scarier?"
"I HATE BEING SHORT!"
"Um Sir, are you gonna give us our assignments?"
Me and partner, My Big Mouth-