James Hayden
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Joined 04-13-10, id: 720630, Profile Updated: 10-25-13
Author has written 1 story for Humor.

What's up, I'm James and I guess I consider myself an all around entertainer. I can play seven instruments, sing, write, record music from home, and I've recently tried my hand at stand up comedy. But my focus here is just to get better at writing and finally use up some characters that I've been holding onto for years.

I love talking to people, though I'll be the first to tell you I'm not cut out for a social life. I hate school, and I have an extremely dark sense of humor. It's hysterical to me to think that people can be so easily offended by the smallest of minutia. I believe, regardless of the subject matter, almost anything can be funny.

I am a Buddhist and have been so for a little over a year now. In my opinion, having a religion is like having a big dick; it's great to have, but there's no use cramming it down people's throats. Organized religion scares the hell out of me, but if it's your thing, I can respect that.

I supremely enjoy to talk about any kind of music with anyone. Those are the best conversations because everybody I've ever met seems to listen to music. My five favorite genres (ska, grunge, alt punk, reggae, and r&b) are pretty out there and i'll listen to just about anything besides EDM, indie, pop, or country music.

As my avatar may already tell you, I am a big fan of the New Jersey Devils and I can and will talk hockey with anyone all day long. I'm also Canadian, and no, we do not all play hockey, hunt moose, and drink maple syrup. Though if anybody were to drink maple syrup, they might sound like Bob Dylan having an asthma attack.

If there's anything else you want to know, PM me or leave a review! (You probably don't, but I figure it's worth putting, eh?)

Getting Sick From Bieber Fever by ItWasOnlyADream reviews
OMG! Tiffani, is, like, totally in love with Justin Bieber. But he doesn't even know who she is! That's a major problem. So Tiffani will stop at nothing to be reunited with the love of her life! Warning: Written by a person who does not like Justin Bieber
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010
Shock Collar reviews
Poor dog. I really need to stop having dreams like this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete