Mr. Random17
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Joined 04-15-10, id: 720814, Profile Updated: 11-08-11
Author has written 19 stories for Humor, War, General, Life, Kids, Love, Romance, Friendship, and Humor.

Hello there,

Welcome to the domain of Mr. Random17, the place were insanity and grammatical OCD reign. (Run now if I were you. I would if I could.)

All you really need to know is that I write to deal with life.

I love the English language, it is amazing.

Literature is my substance, music is my air (figuratively, of course). My preferred music tastes are rock, alternative and hard rock (my favourite), but sixties music is my guilty pleasure. Once I get some of my actual narratives up, I'll most probably have a music quote at the beginning of it. If you have any questions or suggestion, feel free to ask/suggest.

I like reviews, every author does I think, but I don't believe in begging or pleading for reviews after every chapter. I'm not even that much into author's notes, though they can be amusing. What I'm trying to say is, don't be afraid to review, but don't by any means feel obliged to.

That's about it really. Check out DeltoraChick05's work. I dare you. And Amory Squirehart's. They're not paying me. I swear. Who looks at these things anyway??

Here be some quotes I wish to share.

I am an advocate for awareness, the truth, and a person's right to know. I believe that in the absence of the truth, all of us stand helpless to defend ourselves, our families and our health, which is the greatest gift we have. ~Erin Brockovich

Be who you are, and say what you feel, becuase those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't ~Unknown

Doors are for people with no imagination ~ Derek Landy

Also, I have a quick question.

How do you smirk?? Because, smirking is done by every badboy/smug person in books, but is it possible?? I've tried. And failed. Let me know if you can. Vote! *Points upwards at the not so subtle poll thingy*

Good day to one and all.

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Ambassador by Fictitious-Historian reviews
Gideon was a promising young member of the Altrikan military, hoping to be given control of a ship for his service. Instead he is granted the title of Ambassador and sent to deal with the dangerous nations threatening Altrike with war. With nothing more than a ship, it's crew and Steampunk tech, He sets sail for war. Based roughly in the 1700's but with steampunk tech.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
The King by JTime reviews
Ana has been torn from her home and the man she loves, thrown unwilling into a plot to overthrow and murder her king. What will happen when she discovers he is not as terrible a man as she has been brought up to believe?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Delilah by CrystalClear8 reviews
She's the invisible new kid along with all the other freshmen. Everyone's so worried about fitting in themselves, they don't even notice her. She dreams that someday some the hot guy would fall for her. She gets her wish, just not in the way she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010
The Orphan and the Prince by DeltoraChick05 reviews
A runaway prince. An orphan girl. Her barn. His new life. Can their friendship stand the test of society, or will their social standings rip them apart? A story about life, friendship and overcoming barriers. Please RR, it's not as bad as it sounds I hope
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010
Yet To Be Named by Big City Dreamer reviews
Bella and Alex hate each other. Then Alex comes to live with her and her brother, Matt. Things go from bad to worse until a party where they hook up. But then, Bella wants her best freinds twin brother. Someone will have to go...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 131,465 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
Myth of Romance by bookwormgrl101 reviews
16 year old Lacey never believed in love at first sight. Sure, she loved to read about it, but she never expected it to happen to her. That changes when she meets Daniel and his brothers- who are harboing a big secret. Not a Twilight remake. OLD VERSION!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,569 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
The Love of Wolves by Saffron Oliander reviews
Maddox is broken. He's battered and he's bruised. Saffron's stuck in her form - that of a wolf. She pines for Maddox, desires his love and affection. One single fight and the rules change - but will her sacrifice come back to haunt her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Love, Life and the Pursuit of Happiness by LoVe4always reviews
A tomboy all her life, Riley never expected to fall in love so fast. But when life's circumstances get in the way, can her and Devon find their happy ending or will they be forced to pay the ultimate price?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,884 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
In Honor Of by M-Akey reviews
In honor of our soldiers past, present, and future...
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010
Koi by SunshineonaCloudyDay reviews
Meet Jo. She's a tomboy, a skater, and a girl with a pretty weird life. And then it gets weirder! Meet Hunter. A tall, dark and handsome blue eyed boy who is quite the gentleman. One catch: He's a wolf demon prince. ON HOLD.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,510 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007
Adventures In Boarding School by Tabitha Grey reviews
For Cordelia Brown, going to boarding school is less than boring. It sparks romance, fun, and adventures...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,578 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004
All the Precious Moments by pixxidust reviews
Typical cliche. Girl hates boy. Boy hates girl. Whatever. I happen to like writing these stories. COMPLETE! Whoo!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,549 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Tomboy by Blitzedout reviews
I am tomboy, not a prep!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2006
To be a tomboy by Goti-chan reviews
This is a poem to help people understand what being a tomboy can entail.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2005
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Running Fire
The mind is often the greatest judge, jury and executioner.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
To the Music reviews
This is dedicated to music. Who couldn't live without it?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Real
It was real.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Sweet Tears
Sweet tears wash away the night, The dark that hides the demons...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
The Lost Valentine reviews
If one stumbled across the scene, one would wonder why such a man would be there in that field of sunflowers under that old fig tree sitting on a child's swing...He is waiting...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Beware the Lighthouse, Little Sailor
Beware the Lighthouse, protect what matters most.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
Who I Am
Who are you? How do you define yourself? Me? I know who I am.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
Your Face
Your face dogs my every thought, but I will be free of you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 11/7/2011
I Misread Somthing Today reviews
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Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Light and Dark reviews
Short excerpt on life. There is dark. But there is also light.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
The Three Innocent Little Pigs, or So They Say reviews
Now, we all know the pigs' version of this story. But now let's hear the wolf's version shall we? Written for a drama assignment, quite a while ago;
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Shattering Glass
Everyone has their moments of strength. This is mine. Encouraging follow up to Glass Walls.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
What Remains
For those who suffered in the Australian January floods, especially those in Grantham.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Glass Wall reviews
Everyone has their moments of weakness. This was mine.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Nothing reviews
This is all that is left. Never let it get this far.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Conversations with a Madman reviews
Some people put up carzy conversations with their friends.I'm slightly more insane than most people so I've decided to publish my conversations with my, ah, imaginary friend, Georgie. Will you be entertained? Maybe. Will you be confused? Absolutely!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010
Oh, To Be A Slice of Slice reviews
Cal was a slice of slice
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Oh, To Be A Slice of Pie reviews
Sally was a slice of pie
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Oh, To Be A Slice of Cheese reviews
Georgie is a slice of cheese.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete