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Joined 05-23-01, id: 72086
Author has written 16 stories for General, Fable, Fantasy, Love, Humor, Humor, Life, Play, and General.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but two guys waving pens at each other makes for a pretty crappy movie. That's what I say.
I'm Ed. I am a musician, so I do that thing.
When I write it's only in short sporatic bursts, and whatever comes out of it is just that. Whatever. I hope someone can take something good away from my writing or my music.
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. -Frank Zappa
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Behind Peter L Horowitz by zirconia1 reviews
Peter L. Horowitz was a liar. Peter L. Horowitz was a fraud. So why does no one else realise that?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003
Rabid Plot Bunny by Byrdde reviews
It's watching me
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/14/2003
Xaphre Hollensborough sorts things by Sugar in the Awesome reviews
A young man wonders what happened, wishes for his dead friend and plays toccata and fugue in d minor on his organ in the dreary music room, blood and dark wood. i think you'll like this story, it's insane but you know, not too bad.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2003
Inspiration by Melusine07 reviews
A dark short story about the price of inspiration. Some of my best work.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2003
Der Kinderstoed by Gale reviews
Three Nazi soldiers sent to clear out a notorious house come to see that along with the fabled "Child Death," there are powerful things to be feared in the dark. First horror story. R/R plz
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2003
Lemonheads by hyacinth690 reviews
A trip to Wal-mart for most is an adventure for Mitch.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2002
Responsibility by Prospero Hibiki reviews
The solitude of command weighs heavily on the leader of a group.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2001
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Untitled sense of touch
Pretty and dopey at the same time... or perhaps its just pretty dopey...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Published: 7/5/2004
May all Days reviews
A poem I wrote after reading some of E.E. Cumming's...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004
Bickering reviews
This is a 'conversation' between two people that digenorates into sheer stupidity...
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2004
Boy George
A short little piece of ryhming prose about a boy named George...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Published: 4/6/2004
Enthusiasm
An overly-enthusiastic poem with a beat and solid rythm.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2004
Clinging to the Frays reviews
An old man sits down at the piano but never plays...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/6/2004
Birdbrain
The cops weren't listening to me. They had the killer right in front of them, but they were ignoring me as if I wasn't there...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Published: 4/6/2004
Pedro's Problem
Pedro is sitting on the couch when the phone rings...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Published: 4/6/2004
Prickly reviews
My gift was prickly.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2003
The Observer reviews
My first short story in several years. It's a short and mysterious read.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2003
Amour dans en la Royaume De Paix reviews
This was an English assignment for my Freshmen year. We were supposed to right a Medieval romace. I tried to be serious, but as it turned out, I'm not a very serious person. Please read and review. Tell me what you think.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2002
The Bet reviews
During a weekly poker game, two friends are given the oppurtunity of a lifetime: the chance to win a moter cycle! All they have to do to get this fabulous prize is that they have to spend the night in the musuem on the hill outside of thier town of Evere
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,071 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2001 - Published: 5/24/2001
Nothing Ever Goes Perfectly reviews
Five trained gunmen take on a one of the largest cartels in Britian. Rated PG-13 for a lot of violence, a hefty sum of weapons, a plethroa of gunplay, and mild language. Still, worth a try! (Note: All chapters have now been updated and parts V & VI hav
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2001 - Published: 7/17/2001
The Basset and the Szechuan Pork reviews
I love basset hounds, and my basset loves food, so why no write something about it (I wrote this in the sixth grade, so please, ignore my grammer and spelling mistakes. I improved since there tremenduosely)!
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2001
A Life Reflected reviews
A man's whole life flashes before him as he falls through the sky (rated PG for a despressing plot).
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2001
Prelude to Insanity reviews
Terrence Bellweather, a college graduate, travels to New York to write his first novel, but finds out that it's not as easy as it is in the movies! Please note that this is a script for a play, not a story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2001