What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!

Imagine being forced into a marriage? Crazy thought isn't it? Well guess what? I am. But it's not by my parents, or relatives. It's by my friend who is a nut... You see, I am set against it. But she is set ON IT! What Am I going to do? Removed

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Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?

[COMPLETE] Updated December 1st, 2016. This is a story about a rich boy who thought he had everything, a poor girl from the projects who had to work hard for whatever she got, and how they found all they ever wanted and more - with each other. Original unedited version. *FAIR WARNING* This story is cliche to the highest level! [Cover credits: the amazing Stone Gold of Wattpad!]

-REMODELING- Ariel is starting her new job as an AP English professor at a small town high school. She's only twenty-two. Layton is the school's biggest jock/manwhore, who has his eyes on the school's new, hot English teach...but he's not the only one.

He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.

((NO LONGER ON THIS SITE. Continued on WATTPAD!)) Okay, so he dumped,humiliated and treated me like trash 4 years ago for being fat...and some other w I'm back and looking better than ever-yep I'm a LITTLE vain-and I'm gonna get that jerk. Hah!

Sadie Baker is your average nerdy 15-year-old girl, with a different sense of humor. Jesse Williams is your average 17-year-old boy, who tends to take life a little too seriously. What happens when these two meet? Things get interesting, to say the least.

Holly Dunn didn't know that when she began studying at a concert, the band's lead singer would call her out on it. Robert Stark didn't know how intrigued he'd be by her odd sort of ways, which is probably why he invited her to go on tour with him. *First chapter only posted. Ebook coming June 30! (Thank you, Guest reviewer. I apologize for not realizing your perspective.)

Sev won't analyze why he wants to spank his teacher. slash mature complete

Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

After a tragedy that shatters both their families, Nicole Harmon and Derek Noble are raised to despise each other. They finally meet for the first time in high school, and Nicole wants to make peace, but Derek is determined to make her life a living hell.

My car's on the fritz, my bff's a thief, the coolest guy at school bow chica-wow-wow won't leave me alone, and there just isn't enough teen angst to go around. "Are you staring at my butt?" "I'm not staring I'm...observing." I replied lamely. Sequel!

It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot.

Marion is a die-hard USC fan. Aiden goes to UCLA Law School. If only college rivalries were the worst of their problems. They say opposites attract. Well, some crash into each other. **Now available as an ebook on Amazon!

Matchmaking is supposed to be easy. But Madeline is going to learn that love can't be planned when she starts to fall for the last person she ever thought she would, who also happens to be the man her best friend claims to love as well. **Now available as an ebook on Amazon!

The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

...if I said I hated my best friends's older brother.

Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate

I thought I liked Jeremy Rhider. And then he kissed me, shoved a briefcase in my hands, and jumped out my second story window. Now I'm under the watch of Agent Ryan Sumner, FBI. And he's about as thrilled with our arrangement as yours truly. Complete. NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

He just smiled in a way that sent my heart aflutter. Oh shit, aflutter! That was it; I was getting out of here now. So I did the one thing I could think of and really really didn't want to do...I kneed him in the family jewels.

Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?

He winked and turned around to return to his desk, giving me a glimpse of The Complete Collection of Poems by Edgar Allan Poe sticking out of his back pocket like a sign with big red words saying, "I am attractive and intelligent. Do me now." The universe did not play fair.

Lana Miller is spending her summer packing up her childhood home with her parents. This would be quite enough to handle on its own, but she keeps running into her old high school crush at every turn. While everything changes, some things stay the same.

(ONESHOT) "I hated cockroaches for a long time. I hated Jack Cross for a long time. Therefore, Jack Cross was a cockroach, and definitely for a long time. It was a simple property, really, but then the tables turned, and I don't know what exactly Jack Cross was now. "

Don't get me wrong, I still hate the boy. But I also kind of want to lick gooey roasted marshmallows off his chiseled abs. ONESHOT

Two strangers meet at Comic Con and it's clear that they should be together. A (rather nerdy, I'll admit) version of Cinderella. One-shot.

Wherein Jaime is the biggest idiot on the planet and has a one-sided, intimate relationship with scotch, Terrence is a saint (except, not really), and together, they drive everyone crazy, because one of them pines, and then the other does too, and Ellie is the only smart one. Hello, awkward miscommunication. It's (not) very nice to meet you. Slash.

"Do princes still exist?" That was the question that Rachel wanted to answer as she set about doing her research paper. She had no idea, however, that she would get caught up in it. Cinderella. Prince Charming. But does her story follow the legend?

SKoW Best International Romance winner! There's only ever been one man in Frankie's life: her father. Until she meets fellow jockey Rhys Bradford. They both want the same thing, to win horse racing's biggest steeplechase, the Grand National. With secrets and betrayal abounding Frankie's relationships with the men in her life are put to the ultimate test.

Elle, a native of New York City, is shipped off to Texas to live on Black Foot Farm for the summer. Ben MacFarland, the eldest son and heir to the farm, has a mind to drive her out. Through slow months and new experiences, Elle finds that family isn't made up of blood, but of love. (currently revisiting!)

Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!

She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]

As junior year is winding down, a simple summer filled with friends and relaxation floats on Allie's mind. Getting caught up with a smoldering jerk harboring a bad rep, her quiet expectations are dashed. Little does she know, though, the summer holds a lot more depth and discovery than she could ever have imagined, with the boy who turns out to be so much more than he seems.

ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*

When Gracie finds out she's pregnant, perpetually single Sarah's up for a wild ride in the land of domesticity with a panicking sister, a ridiculously excited brother-in-law and a rather infuriating Dr. Dietrich Schäfer. 3rd in the Sun Series.

"She doesn't hate you. She seriously dislikes you. And she doesn't show it because she's nice, Jace. Something you probably wouldn't comprehend. And never ask a woman if she's on her period," she adds thoughtfully. "That's never a good idea." twoshot

When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

Instead of being born with beautiful Marks that grant powers like most royalty, Calla was born with a curse that changes her into a monster. She is sent away by her father, accompanied by a cold bodyguard. War, cruelty, and madness await her. R/R please!

She had always hated prom. Lemon. MATURE CONTENT. Review me!

Blue Morris is not your normal teenager. For one, she's killed more boys than she's kissed. Then there's the fact that she's also a trained assassin on a mission to kidnap the son of the most dangerous man on the planet...No one said high school was going to be easy, especially not for this socially incompetent killer.

Tieras, a banished Elven prince, must protect Ted Lawrence and his daughter Dani from Fairies following the kill notice given by the Winter Queen of Faerie. With the help of his Incubus best friend Dijiraeli and wealthy sorcerer Damien Van Wallaver, they just might live long enough to discover something amazing about young Dani and re-shape the politics of Faerie itself.

ONE SHOT "I was going to harass that boy like there was no tomorrow until I saw his adorable cheeks turn red." ADoR Star Cross'd Challenge Prompt *Runner Up/Reader's Pick for Best Challenge Response SKoW*

He's not Prince Charming, more like Prince Arrogant Jerk. And I'm no Cinderella or fair Juliet. I'm a sorceress and now I have to rescue him from the evil sorcerer. Partially Removed for rewriting

Never make bets with the devil. Especially if the devil is an exceptionally handsome sophomore who may or may not like you...Whoever said these are the best years of my life needs to be bare butt spanked in front of my school. Then we'll chat. REMOVED! UNDERGOING EDITS!

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Cinder who lived as a servant for his wicked stepmother and his cruel stepbrothers. Contains male/male romance and dark themes.

Five years ago, in the midst of a hormonal high-school breakdown following a messy breakup, Emily sort-of-kind-of-might-have... macked it with the guy playing Santa Claus at the local mall. So what? Not like she's ever gotta see him again, right? Wrong.

Video games and comic books are not cool. Charlie Moyer knows this. She doesn't need a constant reminder—especially from her worst enemy. But when she comes back five years later without the glasses and braces, Shane Griffith is first on her list.

Yeah, I'm reposting it and it's still not finished!

ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."

One night, Bryony Bennett had her first real kiss and a lot more taken from her, and from no less than Darren McFadden, her older brother's best friend, who she'd been in love with for, oh, only the last five years. *Three-shot*

Who knew that detention could be so fun? Teacher-student sex. ONE-SHOT SMUT.

As a baby Bella was cursed with beauty and blessed with invisibilty. But even invisibily dosn't stop her from being the fairest in the land and claimed by the deeply wounded beast, who isn't what she expected.

Adora Martinez has to take the bus to school. Well one day, she comes face to face with Quinton Abari, the school's local womanizer. What will happen between them? Read to find out!

Permanent Hiatus - One girl, two boys, a meteorite full of alien goop and a whole lot of teenage drama. What could possibly go wrong? How about getting superpowers, finding out your best friends are in love with you and choosing between good and evil...

COMPLETE. The only thing that set Morgan apart from her peers was the fact she had one month, sixteen days, fourteen hours, twenty-seven minutes and forty-five seconds left to live. All of her other traits-well, they could have belonged to anybody.

Shawn Tucker is a junior at Sex-ED Academy and he's about to love the new school year. This is a PWP-Porn without Plot-,3-shot story that even made ME blush while I was writing. I blame Rebel, of course. Read and Review because we love you more for it.

A twist on beauty and the beast.

Reagan, Dustin and Carson have some fun in the locker room when they ambush and tie up Kaylan. "When my track teammates ambushed me after practice, I was scared, but now, I was ready for more." YAOI-GAY

Devan, 13, was invited to stay with his step-brother, Jayce, 20. Jayce has been acting weird lately and Devan wants to know why. "What... What does Jayce want?" YAOI-GAY

Forrest Wolfington was just a freshman when his teacher, Mr. Coutan took his virginity. "Others would call him a pedophile, but to me he will always be a teacher." Rated M for Mature. YAOI-GAY

Would it be cool to be the child of a Greek God and have the ability to read minds? Reality check: It's not. I just want to be normal...so fake-dating a guy is normal...right? Side Story to Cupid's Granddaughter *Full Summary Inside*

I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*

Grad school, weirdo ex-boyfriends, continual failure to buy proper groceries... Sandra Brown had enough problems BEFORE the blue-haired stranger in the DFTBA shirt walked into her life and refused to leave. One-shot.

Just a scene between two characters in a story I'm writing. :

COMPLETE. Her lips and brain were numb, as if she had just been kissed senseless. Except the last time she had touched him was to hold his hand and sob at his feet, and all he was doing right now was looking at her. Beauty and the Beast rewrite.

Turns out the god of love isn't all that bright when it comes to...well...love. Luckily for him he has an assistant who knows what he's doing.

SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.

Riley Rylan: Class nerd. Grayson Stone: Class jock, bad boy, and Riley's twin brother's best friend. You know how this will end. In response to Challenge #17: The Un-Cliche. R&R please!

"Uh, well. I think I saw your grandma...naked...jumping on cars...singing the Batman theme song." A pause. "I'll call you back." One-Shot

I can actually see Trenton kicking a sick puppy, he's that cruel. I told Cassidy that once. She told me I was retarded and that Trent used to have German shepherd, but it ran away. This just helped prove my theory.

Malcolm Leight, private consultant to the police, only fucks his roommate/assistant/doctor/lovesick fanboy Peter Grayson on the nights he solves a case. There is nothing sacred about the ritual, though Peter wishes there was. M/M. NOW WITH EPILOGUE.

Enlightenment is such an encouraging word. It leads one to think that they gained something from knowledge. I'd rather be left in the dark, but I cannot return to that time when I was blissfully ignorant. Final book in KoT series.

Andrew didn't know the love of his life was the man he'd been delivering pizzas to for months after the creep had first answered the door with "I love you, can I f*** you?" This wasn't fate. This was because Jason had memorized Drew's work schedule. M/M

When a mugger comes up to you with a knife just when you're about to return home from shopping, no matter what reach into your grocery bag for self-defense. Even if the mugger laughs at the titanic cucumber in your hand, keep strong. One-shot.

Jessica is a young wolf, kidnapped by Seth for his own sexual purposes. BSDM, rape, etc. furry furries yiff anthro yif sex

"Tell you what. If I beat him, you owe me a kiss." He grins. "Wait for me, sweetheart." Then he saunters past, pausing to spit his gum out into one of the trashcans. I officially hate him.

Note to all those crazy phsychos out there- green slime totally works for a birthday present, especially when its on the birthday boy. BUT who knew that he would get back at me by telling he loved me? Well I just ran away..with green slime.MWAHAHA!ONESHOT

[COMPLETE] "Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase.

Anna has loved Jeffery all her life. He is her older brother's best friend and seemingly doesn't know she exists. Her friend forces her to try out for the play Romeo and Juliet...and the rest, as they say, is history.R & R

((NO LONGER ON THIS SITE. Continued on WATTPAD!))First time I met him was when he grabbed my ass and commented on how great it was just one of the things he did to crash right into the centre of my life and put his stamp on it.I thought I'd hate him, but even I couldn't refuse his charm-ahh mann!

"My hands are not fragile," I refuted defensively. "Your muscles are just…that hard!"

"Umm, what'd you do if I pinched you?" I randomly asked. He looked at me with a weird expression for a moment before looking back at his book. "I'd.. pinch you back." he answered hesitantly.

"...We'll get married so you'll be forced to stay here," Kai grinned. Sophie felt her throat close up, she was almost dizzy. "Jeez, I'm only kidding Soph! You should've seen your face," he teased.

ONE-SHOT He's doing it again: that thing where he sighs and runs his hand through his hair like I'm wasting his time. But I'm sick of being left behind and I hate that stupid girl from the year below.

So, you think you can lie to Grace Dalton? Congratulations. Your reward is a nice arse kicking.

Yes, we played hide-and-seek when we were seven. Ten years later? The game isn't over. *one-shot*

Willa is a psychic, which is to be expected; so are her aunt and sister. What's unexpected is falling in love- on a day she started by worrying about flashers and Jehovah's Witnesses, at that- with a knight in shining mask. O, Mercutio, Mercutio! *OneShot*

"I've knocked on every house in town, one lady shouted at me and some lecherous old guy tried to invite me in – but I'm finally here and we need to talk." "To what do I owe the pleasure – or displeasure, as 'we need to talk' never really ends well."

Katie thinks she's going crazy when a baby immortal and death's personal assistant appear at her doorstep. She's drawn into a world filled with immortals like Rhyn, an outcast half-breed who claims her as his mate after rescuing her from Hell.

From my perspective. What happens when my chacters have had enough? There's a serious problem they've taken it upon themselves to fix. M for language. Lesbain, femslash. Visit briannathewriter for the other half to this story.

Tom found himself having video sex with a hot girl called Kitty, or so he thought. Katie was just looking to have some fun online and fun she had, with a really sexy stranger named Tom. As it turns out, they're closer to each other than they think. SMUT!

ONESHOT. "I meant to talk to you and apologize, not kiss you!" "So why did you?" He bites out. "I'm kind of horny, okay?"

May 2-4 weekend - lots of beer. Victoria Day weekend - lots of bagpipes. Together - lots of trouble for hungover Sonja and the cute neighbour she's been trying to avoid. One-shot.

People call me a monster. I don't have the slightest idea why. ONE-SHOT. Revolves around rape and incest.

Waking up in bed with a smokin' hot gamer known only as the Russian who seems to want more than the physical... what's a commitment-phobic gender studies major to do but run? One-shot. Sexual situations, non-graphic.

ONESHOT-I can't believe I'm getting blackmailed to ask the scariest boy in school on a date. At least he's gorgeous. Part of me is even excited to ask him out. But that part? Yeah, about two percent. The other ninety eight percent? Pure terror...

Did you recently discover that you are a princess having to compete in a competition for a royal crown that yesterday you weren't even aware exsisted? Yeah...welcome to my world... *Full Summary Inside*

Camille Young was always told happy endings only occurred in fairytales. She never believed them until Xander McKnight proved them all right. *ADoR Prompt*

Sienna feels duly chastised when punished to weed the garden at the convent school but when a stranger offers to massage her aching muscles, who is she to say no?

Craig and Isaac don't like each other. So naturally, Craig would want take advantage of Isaac when Isaac can't talk to him... or talk to anyone at all, for that matter. / Oneshot, slash!

Steffi had been warned to stay away from the caves but when she seeks shelter from the rain, what does she find waiting for her?

Kayla and Mitch are sometimes business rivals but when they see a conference table, will nature take over?

Two points if you can guess where he's looking... At my beautiful eyes, surrounded by my long beautiful eyelashes, that are currently doing that flirty blinking thing that actually makes me look stupid.. Okay, I'm lying. He's looking at my boobs. ONESHOT

A lover contemplates life and love while alone in his room. This sexy narrative of a lusty man/man relationship as seen through the eyes of one man will enitce you, and keep you wanting more...right up until the end

Making the decision to, how should I say… spontaneously attack the shy and unsuspecting Alexander Flynn with my lips at the park was not exactly the most well thought out plan for it seems that I have now mentally ‘damaged’ him. Time to run away. Oneshot.

a young virgin girl is kidnapped and taken somewhere far away and she's left with this evil man. what is he going to do to her.

Addy has a gorgeous closet gay bestfriend, popular twin brother, is considered as weird as creme cheese and coffee ice-cream by her peers and is in love with her bothers best friend, the schools playboy. what to do, what to do...? x

ONESHOT Andrea gets trapped in an elevator with Oscar Landon, resident Rockstar/millionare, but will their argumentative relationship work out? “Wait, you don’t have a cell?” “Have you seen this building? I live here. It ain’t exactly to Ritz, Sherlock.”

Fairytale Play: When Prince Velkan's meddlesome mother, Queen Irista of Lacandia Highlands, forces him to find a wife he ventures to the Land of Wisendom and stumbles upon a quirky, sarcastic, and Brazilian beauty all wrapped in one little servant girl.

To some kids, chlorine is the smell of summer. Not to me, though. To me the smell of summer is warm, dusty raspberries from along the bike path in Cooper Woods,and lake water, and bonfires,and lemonade. And, of course, the smell of Tyler Parker's cologne.

Holden O'Neill knew exactly what he wanted in a girl, even if he also knew that his perfect match didn't really exist. Except that said perfect match does. And he's a guy. -Slash, Oneshot-

Alcohol plus a lack of clothing equals a 21st birthday Shaun Evans will never forget. *ONESHOT*

After thousands of years as the White God’s right hand man and chief assassin, Dustin no longer believes in the human capacity for good, until he meets sweet, sunny Bianca, a Natural whose gift of healing will change not only his fate, but the fates of ev

“Don’t call me babe,” I asserted, “How would you feel if I called you Jonathan?” “Hot,” Johnny’s eyes lit up. I gave him a confused look to which he shrugged, “You call me that whenever we have-,” I smacked his head once again before he could finish.

A reluctant bridesmaid and a tipsy groomsman play hide-and-seek. Shenanigans ensue.

When Beth was seven, her mother taught her to how to make a wish upon the Wishing Moon. Now at the age of twenty four and years of telling herself things like fairy Princes weren't real, Conlan, a fairy prince, makes himself known again.

Silas has never said "I love you" to Finn, no matter how many times Finn says it to him. Finn finally takes the matter into his own hands. M/M

Nine is my number. Not that I'm superstitious or anything, just that anything that had to do with nine worked out for me. And Now, Tonight, September ninth, I'm going to tell him I love him. Nothing can stop me. A one-shot.

Excerpt: "Did you know that penguins could jump up to six feet high?" "Oh. Cool. We could teach it to play basketball or something." ONESHOT.

So, what's the deal with you and video games? Are you some kind of Mario Kart junkie or something? I mean, you're a star high school football player and you have a slightly unhealthy obsession with a video game about a plumber who rides in go karts. Cute.

A mythical retelling of Beauty and the Beast that follows the beautiful Giselle through monsters, faeries, drugs and love.

You know the story of Beauty and the Beast? That story is not this story. With girls disappearing from her village, this Beauty stays because she wants the Beast's help to find them, and the Beast cannot get rid of her. Alder universe.

Greg is a con artist. See, he's conned you already: his name isn't Greg. Embarrassingly enough, it's Leslie. What parents name a boy Leslie? What could someone living with that name be like? Surely not a hopeless romantic, trying to steal a heart...

Just another waitress-y day for Eliza... except the fact that there's a critic coming in... and that there's a hot guy who's got a shirt that happens to be a magnet for her cup of water... Whoops.

My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?

slash, pwp, smut, all that.

Original slash. pwp. not much but smut.

Caught in the war between the White and Black Gods, Sofia and her rare gift bring victory to he who grabs her first. Her difficult transition from human to oracle forces her into a new world, where she struggles in her role as Damian’s mate.

The Mind Café: death’s waiting room and the only refuge for a woman trapped in her body after a tragic accident leaves her unable to do anything but watch the world and think. A fiction, paranormal short story just under 5,000 words.

It's holy-crap cold, and that isn't something Nia does well. Maybe her hot-but-jerky neighbour can give her a hand with that? "Are you crazy? For all I know you might tie me up and chop off my head with your axe and steal the contents of my purse." onesho

In which Seth and Vincent celebrate New Year's... on chat. Oneshot, slash, chatfic.

He didn't really notice her until she was putting that math problem up in class. The chalk fell around her as she let out a sneeze. This sneeze brought his full attention to her. Who would have thought that romance could have been so modern? One-shot

He lifted his hand, my bra dangling off of his index finger.OPEN ME...one word on each cup. His smirk grew as he said, "I don't mind obeying orders."

I met Justin at a wedding reception, where I introduced myself as Britney. It was too bad that my name wasn't really Britney and I wasn't supposed to be at that reception. -previously published under tastethekiss-

Hell if Cam was falling for his roommate of forever, Andrew. He wasn't even fucking gay for god's sake. Yet as soon as Andrew's ex decides to stay with them for a while, things start to go downhill. m/m

Gazing over at Ely, I look at his creation; he’s drawing a realistic, younger version of Mrs Clause that’s kind of reminiscent of Heidi Montag. I look down at my chest, frowning. “Don’t worry, yours are shapely,” Mat whispers in my ear.

Scott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.

I know your secret' the computer screams at me in big, bold text. Like hell they do, no one does.

Malik trys to be follow one of the God's rules and boy, does it work! Another co-op with fellow writer RebelMonk

She was just going for a physical... or was she. M/F One Shot

This school girl doesn't know that the day is going to be this eventful... M/F One Shot

Between man and woman, there's only sex." I scoffed. "But you're not a woman nor I am a man. "Then what are we?" "A husband and wife".

Whether he was walking through Kroger or East building, Ethan strutted as though he was a king among his courtiers. His constant response was friendship extended from all and phone numbers offered from most. one shot by CC.

It's what happens when your stuck on an highway with the former best friend. To him, she's beautiful. To her, he's annoying. They banter about their marriage at the age of six, dreams followed & how they never catch the same elevator 5 years later.ONESHOT

Awwwww yeah! It's revised. Anyway, it's been three months since Toya and Trey have seen each other. Wonder what will happen when one of them gets back in town.

“What are you doing!” I asked incredulously. “I’m trying to hide from the girl my parents are trying to hook me up with." “Oh...how’s that going for you?” I asked. He shrugged slightly. “Pretty good until you walked in.” ONE-SHOT.

Five girls have been kidnapped, raped, and beaten by these monsters that have an obsession with all of them. They don't know each other, but they know to work together. Will they all be able to escape all in one piece and, most importantly, alive?

Danielle was married and divorced by age 22. With a cynical new view on romance, she strikes up an unusual friendship with a blue haired poet who has a few scars of his own, and who is everything she isn't supposed to like. Sequel to To Feel the Sun.

Armed with his friends' support and the pick-up lines they got online, boy sought out girl to get her attention and win her heart. A cute and funny one-shot. First Story of the Crush Series.

“Why won't you go out with me?” he asked, his eyes boring into hers with an intensity nobody could match. She slowly looked up at him to meet his eyes and whispered, “Because ... you would hurt me.” One shot.

Christmas One shot. A brokenhearted girl seeks help in a man who's job is to dress up as Santa for a mall. Will Santa be able to find someone to fix it before midnight on Christmas when his magic wears down.

“Well, we saw a cute movie. And in line, we ran into Alayna and apparently Zach is really into redheads,” Brooke shrugged and looked up at Scott sheepishly, “So I came home after the movie and Alayna and Zach are eating dinner right now.” “What a dumbass.

He WAS a pain in my ass, but now I love him. How is that even possible? A scheming roommate, her gay best friend, HIS best friend, a trip to Italy, and drama-filled dances, that's how. Funny, now Prince Charming wears wife-beaters. How unfortunate.

Made for Each Other! That's what they were labeled. The drop-dead gorgeous blue - eyed Matthew Futons and the competitive purple - eyed Elda Owens. But for them, they're meant to be enemies and rivals. More of the summary inside! Hope you like it !

At 3 AM “I’m Too Sexy” began blasting from under my bed. I was bound and gagged. // One-Shot.

The story of a girl and her rock star best friend. Love, music and more.

Six high school seniors are taken out of school by the government to become weapons of the United States. An assassin, a torturer, a weapons expert, a technology geek, a spy, and a muscle man all unite to complete a mission.

Eric has a crush on you." I exclaimed at the top of my voice, "Eric has a what on me!" Abruptly, everybody - especially Eric - promptly turned around to stare at me. Oh crap.

I was wrong about who you'd be in the horror movie." 'Oh' "You'd be the hero. Oneshot

I know were just friends but cant we be more? A young girl and her best friend reunite after he returns from Spain. She thinks it's going to be just like old times until she realizes that maybe this relationship has changed, just a little bit. COMPLETE!

Charlee Dolson has a thing for Nicolas Parke's lips. Those very same lips de-virginated hers when they were twelve. Five years later, he can't seem to remember her name, let alone the kiss. ONE-SHOT.

Eloise Taylor Sunn was a normal, happy girl until her fifteenth birthday came around. A family secret she has trouble accepting comes out and Eloise is forced to keep up with her rapidly changing life. Will she be able to take control of her new life?

Candy isn't exactly Cinderella, but with a little help from her sort of best friend, godmothers/school bullies and her slightly dysfunctional sense of humour she just might get her Prince Charming. If Carl doesn't get his revenge first. One-shot.

Winifred and Darren have been neighbors their whole lives. He's the resident bad boy while she tends to fly under the radar. What can Breakfast Club and a few question reveal between the two?

But what mattered was when it came down to it, she found that she couldn't, because nothing weighs as heavy as the unintelligible murmurs of a breaking heart."

-ONESHOT- Everyday without fail, she will pass by the same place where he is. He on the other hand is waiting for a chance to finally complete his picture.

ONESHOT. "So...you ever feel third-wheelish around them?" "Just a bit, yeah." "Do you want to feel third-wheelish together?" "...Wouldn't that just make us a separate pair of wheels?" He smiles, "Exactly."

The tree witnessed it all. It watched patiently, silently, but an important character to their story nonetheless. One-Shot.

Love letters are such a thing of the past. How else do you ask a girl out but by drawing on her face with a sharpie? ONE-SHOT.

ONE-SHOT "It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss Meredith Boyce. My name is Callum Markovics and I'm a recently recovered drug addict and totally in love with a girl who I don't deserve."

Ethan Blake took orders from no one. But apparently, my kisses have a taming effect on him. one-shot

It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**

I held her close to me, tightening my grasp around her as we rolled upon impact with the ground. Her elbow smashed into my ribs, and her head hit my jaw, but I did not care. All I cared about was her safety. And hers alone. Oneshot & SKOWawards nominee!

‘Hey, watch it, asshole!’‘Whatdid I do to you!’‘Yourhands.They're touching my thighs’‘Oh,well, excuse me,if there's barely any space in this damn closet—and I didn't touch you!’‘Yes, u did!’‘SHUT UPbefore I kiss u and makethisaREALSevenMinutesinHeaven'

Kicking ass and taking names is easy, but Veronica--i.e.: superhero Ordinary Woman--has a weakness: Aubrey the poet. More specifically, his really pretty eyes. “Oh, get over yourself. You always look like you’re drunk when you recite poetry.” For SKoW

She looks at him while the ice cream drips down his face. It is this moment she realizes she is in love with him. She hears no soft music, sees no flying angels but she hears only one word echoing in the air. Oops. ONESHOT.

.."Why do you keep calling?" There was a pause before he answered, his voice low, "Why do you keep answering?" They do say, never talk to a stranger but it's always that one person that doesn't follow the rule.

Unexpected in more ways than one! Ducking into a book store to avoid a sudden summer storm might end up being more exciting than you'd anticipate, especially if there's a cute and grumpy boy running the cash. One-shot.

Never look at the trombone players. It only encourages them. x Sequel-ish thing to The Band Geek’s Dictionary. Slash-y fun ensues; sometimes band-related and sometimes not, but always fun. :D

Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.

“If you keep that up, chinita, I’m not going to be able to keep los cojones in los pantalones.” he murmured into her ear. Smirking, she pressed her lips against his again and her hands continued their journey down his chest

A retelling of the story of Thumbelina. She was happy with her mother, but when she is stolen away from her home, her friend Sparrow goes in search of the lost girl.

I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...

COMPLETE. Sixteen year old Sarah, killed in a hit-and-run, is given the chance to be a guardian angel; she jumps at the prospect. When her first assignment turns out to be the one guy on Earth she couldn't stand, she is less than thrilled.

I wanted a dog, I got a stalker. I wanted hot chocolate, I got a kiss. Really, things are just not working out very well since Golden The Fish declared war on me.

Ariadne, the daughter of a King, the sister of a monster, the wife of a god. Her story has been told by many men, but never in her own words.

//One-shot// SKoW Challenge #27 If you leave for a day, a week, even a month, I'll be okay. If you write me letters and give me calls, I'll be okay. But if you leave for years to a place where you can't contact anyone, what am I supposed to do?

What happens when Yugi has general Nasuku at his command? Certainly THAT kind of torture isn't what Nasuku is into, is it?

Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!

ONESHOT "Honestly, can I ask you a really stupid question?" "Hmm?" "How come we've never kissed?" I should have stopped her there, saved myself while I still had the time. But Désirée always had a way to let dangerous words slip by. Which was fine by me.

You caught me staring at you the first time we met. I don't remember why I was staring, but I do believe your exact words were, "tormented by my beauty?" I smirked at the comment. / One-Shot

I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.

A short story about a dying town, waiting to be eaten up by the surrounding forest. Stories about Albert, the immortal man living in a dying town, and a financially savvy little girl.

So Sarah's got a lot on her mind. Her best friend, Alex, just saw her without a shirt on, her worst enemy won't stop chasing him, and she might've just let it slip that she's in love with him. And then, of course, there's the cross-dressing contest…

One-shot. Every day he asks her the same question, and every day it’s a different answer, but never the one he wants to hear.

“YES! Of course I will,” I run up to him, and fling my arms around his neck, planting a great big kiss, “you know I want to be with you forever. I told you the first time I met you!” “That was a little strange,” FOR THE POP THE QUESTION CONTEST

While on a camping trip with her family, a teen couple decides to make the most of their own tent together. Short smutty one shot I wrote because I was bored, sleepy, and started 'cause I hadn't seen my boyfriend in a while.

Camille's boyfriend is no Prince Charming. He's moody and is easily misunderstood, but what happens when Camille is in danger?

I'm usually a logical person when it comes to love. That is, I steer clear of it. Unfortunately, Cupid had to hit me with his bright red arrow and make me fall in love with a person I never had a chance with. Yep, Cupid hates me.

Eva's at some hot night club with her friends, but all she wants is to be at home with a cup of tea and a good book. So when the cute bartender goes out on break and brings back a cup of Earl Grey, she can't help but be smitten.

-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot

[COMPLETE] If you think high school is tough, try spy school. And why not throw in being the only female student? No biggy, right? Uh, no. Big biggy. Things start getting complicated and things start heating up. Tch. And you think high school's full of crap.

It starts with Seth wanting to go to Vincent's house in the middle of the night, and ends with Vincent taking his boxers off. All discussed through online chat // slash, oneshot, chat!fic :D

When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.

Feel like going out on a date with a Cake-eater?" "Feel like kissing a condom?" The unity between Cake-eaters and condoms was not accepted between us, but that didn't stop me from wanting him. *One-shot*

"Which door is it?" I ask myself silently for the tenth time, still having no answer. Screw the inevitability of response to the call of nature that led me out of the right room in the first place. So, what is exactly behind that door? *One shot*

One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"

I was the one girl to refuse him, so he had his mind set on wooing me. He was the one guy who could match me in intelligence and sport, so I had my mind set on beating him. It was a battle, but when did it turn to one of the heart? DISCONTINUED

On the summer of 1861, six year old Serena Fallows suffered humiliation in the hands of the Duke of Norton. So what's she supposed to do when they meet years after? Why, throw a shoe at one of the most respected gentlemen in English society of course!

She inspires poets. They don't know she exists. But when she's assigned to a teenage fantasy nerd with the ability to see and speak to her, her lonely immortal life is turned upside down. A name, a home, a friend - how human will she become?

ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.

A brown belt in Karate, Kalena is the recluse of her school, her abilities a secret. When Teagan the school's star running back and a thorn in her side finds out, he makes her a deal. Tragedy, Drama, Love, and anger ensues. what will happen?

FIN-Regan's life is filled with nasty queen bees, high school parties, discriminative cliques, torturous camps, soccer, her popular brother and sister, and this certain male enemy who won't leave her alone! Logan Williams wasn't prepared to play with fire [runner up Best Cliche at SKoW]

A cute smile. A little secret. A little fun. A lot of slash. A little truth.

slash oneshot In which Seth bothers Vincent about masturbation, and Vincent spies on Seth from his bathroom window. All discussed through online chat. / SO MUCH CRACK. SO MUCH GAY. chatfic. Rated for stuff :P

He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.

“Look, flying raccoon suit Mario,” I point over his shoulder and he looks away from me, giving me time to grab him by the collar and step up on my tip toes...and kiss him!

ONE SHOT. “Jealous?” He knew the damn answer to that. She grabbed him into place so that no space existed between them. He knew he wished it were like this forever. “You wish.” Cute how they try to run when all they need is each other.

It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?

You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.

I have a confession. I only married you because my hands are too small to open pickle jars. One Shot.

Best selling novel The Scoundrel, it's author Belle, the actor cast to play the lead role in it's TV adaptation Liam, and one of Hollywood's best kept secrets between them equals gossip, drama and fun as they work together and pretend to get along.

It wasn’t the leather pants that got my attention, nor was it the clear pale eyes or the messy waves of hair that fell to the shoulders of his jacket. It was the fact that he was standing on my car... COMPLETE

It is my first english lesson in university and I think I might just go mad with boredom when ...................................... a paper ball lands on my table. .......... ONE SHOT! pleasee read and review

The Jack of Hearts has gone crazy. King's missing and the reporters won't leave him alone. That girl from the club turns out to be more than he bargained for. Not to mention that voice in his head, which Jack is convinced isn't his.

“Are you decent Monsieur?” I rap my hand on the door and once again, receive no answer. I sigh inwardly; I’ve managed to fit right in with my host family, all except one. One that happens to lie on the other side of this door.

The staff at Lakeshore Manor Heritage House fall, slowly but surely, into sexual frustration--er, I mean, love. Four-shot. Part four: "You might want to put on a shirt. And also pants. I feel like this is a conversation that requires being fully clothed."

That classic fairy tale, but not so classic anymore. The story of Rose, who happens upon an enchanted castle, and doesn't really fit in.

“I will when you tell me the truth,” he demands angry, grabbing my other wrist and initiating a tug of war with me. I pull my arms, trying to rip my wrists from his grasp, and then he pulls them back. “Just give up you’re not going to win this time.”

There's evidently a new boy at school, but the ever-oblivious Leila doesn't even notice that it's the kid who sits next to her in Spanish. As a friend requests help in snagging this demi-god, Leila finds herself getting attached in more ways than one.

I divert my own eyes from the tube of glittery pink gloss to look at the shaggy blonde headed genius staring at me from the other side of the bench. He puts a thump up, “Come on Avalon, smack on some of that and go dazzle them with your magic lips."

With the time of my impending doom fast approaching, there is little left to do but become the most beloved in the lands. But nobody ever said it would be easy. And it's still unclear whether I really will be awakened...or sleep for an eternity.

Jonah O'Mara knew he was doomed when his law partner's daughter started working at the office... and wouldn't stop bugging him to show her how to use the fax machine. To Feel the Sun companion one-shot.

Amelia West has a secret: she can read minds. It's an ability that brings her into contact with a multi-pierced, tattooed boy named Mitch Cooper. // One Shot //

Michelle just wants to be a typical teenager but her life is riddled with disaster. Can she find a way through it all and get her happily ever after and her Prince Charming?

“Go to hell,” she replies sweetly, reaching out to wind the window in on his fingers when they touch hers, causing her to gasp. She snatches her fingers back and glares at him as he lowers his hand back to the sill. “Do you have a death wish?”

Slash. Jack and Sammy like to release their hormones on each other, but Jack feels something more than platonic with his best friend. So when Sammy's girlfriend cheats on him, Jack wants to step in- only Sammy rebounds a little faster than Jack had hoped.

Earl can't get a girl!" You see that kid over there, who’s getting laughed and pointed at? That’s me. Oh, and the song they’re singing? Don’t mind that. True, I haven't kissed or asked out a girl. But I'm sure I'm not the only one... Het, oneshot, fluff.

Destiny and Brone have been friends for years now, but there is something that Brone has never told her. So one day while the two are hanging in the basement he decides to share his secret with her along with the fact that he loves her.*Oneshot/Lemon*

Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?

Once Rosalind and Vincent had been very good friends, but now it seems as if he despises her. Well no matter, Rosalind's friend fancies him and she is determined to see Christina get her wish. Now if only the girl would cease running off!

Veronica Chase and Drake Sloane hate each other with unbridled passion. Well, at least, they did until their lattes were spiked with a love potion...

SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.

Ace Reporter Lucy has to get to the bottom of the story...about the roses in her locker.

I feel my heart flutter, watching him retreat back to his desk, chewing on his own baguette and sinking down in his chair. I close my eyes and suck in my breath before opening them again. Damn that motherchucker. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST

O.S. "You want ME to seduce HIM for YOU?" Nina always knew her best friend, Sasha, was messed up in the mind. Nina had no idea what Sasha saw in Joseph Michaels...then she saw him looking all adorable in a top with a bunny on it. That changed everything.

“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?

Sure romance movies always contained kissing scenes, but we barely know each other. But we are imagining what if this is Hollywood. Oh gosh, he’s coming closer. It’s still dark, but I’m completely aware my eyes are no longer open. *one-shot*

There’s pretty much nothing left in the cell phone's memory. No text messages, no songs and no contacts. There were only pictures; the only thing that shows the world a glimpse of our wonderful time together. *one-shot* SKoW challenge response

“You're spying on me.” He says, once more with that flat, no-nonsense tone. I blink up at him and go to laugh off the accusation when he holds up a hand. “You were, behind that tree right there. Why?” for the RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST

One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.

ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”

You shouldn't lie because it just might make him want to kiss you. Oneshot.

LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?

ONE-SHOT! "Are you in love with me?" she asked. He glared at her. "What are you, retarded? Not every guy who comes across you falls in love with you. How could you ask me that when I'm your best friend?" "Thanks, I was hoping you would say that."

Bringing my arm back, I smash the ladle on top of his head where it snaps in half and the front of it falls to the ground. It’s inevitable. We act like an old married couple. I can't stop arguing with him and I really can't stop liking him, either.

Mirage is a genetic freak, a mermaid. Growing up in circuses to earn a living and only later entering the outside world, she watches her siblings grow up around her, with success and tragedy. But a man named Jules proves, twice, that Mirage can live too.

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

She picked up the paper ball and threw it at his face. Again. This time, it hit his forehead. Before she could blink, she found herself pressed to the pole, with Vincent's body against hers. "I don't think you want to try that again," he murmured.

ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "You...you...youyouyou..." I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.

I stare at him. I can’t tell whether he’s being serious or not. He is smiling but I’m not sure it’s a "ha-ha, I joke" kind of smile or a "say yes" smile. The best thing to do when you’re unsure about something is...

Life Lesson 1. Given: There is an inverse relationship between the hotness of a guy and my intelligence level. Find: The reason why I hopped into a hot stranger’s truck as soon as he asked. Solution: His hotness a.k.a. my stupidity. Oneshot.

ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.

Donnie throws his hands up in the air, looking at me like I’m mental, “Look, Dell, are you obsessive, or something? I told you not to mention it. But here you are, again, mentioning it.” :SHOUTout Response:

They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!

[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...

Don't hug me or you'll crush the wings under my T-Shirt.

“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT

Tradition is that the two people standing underneath mistletoe must kiss. So we did just that. I mean, tradition is tradition. Lets just put aside the fact that it was with the guy who read your diary out to your entire class, why break tradition right?

ONESHOT "The difference is that singing and saying aren’t the same. If I sing ‘I need you today, oh Mandy. You kissed me and stopped me from shaking oh Mandy baby’, it won’t mean anything." "Of course it won’t. Your lyrics are wrong."

No spark?" he asked, sounding curious. "Huh?" "When we did the whole hand-shaking thing...no spark?" "No...none." What an absolutely awkward conversation to have with a guy I had known for 10 minutes. "Well that clears things up then. We'll be friends."

One-Shot. One girl's musings about a lost love. "Christmas used to be a magical time of year..."

“Ugh.” I growl under my breath, and then, in female teenage rage, I hawwwk back in my throat, and spit a great big one on his shoe. “Fine,” I stay and stamp on it, turning around prissily and heading for the swings angrily.

One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.

Think of a gorgeous blonde, super model-like girl with the prettiest baby blue eyes ever seen. Then picture a gorgeous boy with tanned skin, light brown hair, and amazing gray-green eyes. Perfect, right? Go burn in hell.

It all started with a pick up line... "Can you tell me what time it is?" She looked at her watch. "2:47, why?" "Well, don't you want to remember the time we met forever?"... Who knew it would turn out to be so much more...

I inwardly panicked. What was I supposed to say? 'Hi, my name's Avani and I'm a psychic! I've seen your face in visions for ten years and have reason to believe that you're my soulmate'... I don't think that'd work out too well...

ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."

Cupid accidentally turns a shy jock into an obsessed stalker, and when he takes a leaf out of all the alpha Greek gods in his pursuit of me, I freaked. Preview:"I have my ways, and if I really had my way, you will be mine". “I AM NOT YOUR POSSESSION."

“Mmmnnn,” he says and squeezes me, crushing me to him and letting out a happy noise, “you’re mine, slut.” I don’t get offended. I am a slut. At least, for tonight I am. A HALLOWEEN ONESHOT

Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.

The good thing about waiting for someone by a bus stop is that nobody knows it's not the bus you're waiting for. And M&M's always taste better when shared.

“I’m supposed to be interviewing you, you homeless bum! What have you been doing, sitting out here and letting your hair get long? What about a job! What about your life?” I say. And soon after, we're making out on the pavement.

At first, I actually considered myself lucky. One look at Brady told me that he was sort of cute. However, when you take a second glance at a guy through streams of icecream cake that are dripping down your forehead, You tend to change your opinion.

“What the hell did I steal of yours now?” I demand, annoyed to no end, but my breath catches when he fully sprawls himself over me, pinning me down and taking my head in his hands. “My heart,” he whispers and then his lips are on mine.

Not that I have any reason to be nervous,' I assured myself. 'Because Brandon’s just my friend and he’s just keeping me company while I’m stuck taking my little cousin trick-or-treating. I feel nothing toward Brandon whatsoever.'

“and you’re a freak of nature in the best way and you’re smart, and funny, and absolutely brilliant and I...I...” he sucks in his breath, “I love you for you, how could you see it any different?" “Charlie...you...you..I...waah..” I say giddily.

Club Erotic, “The Club” to most. Club Erotica was everything bar, dance club, stripper house, brothel, and one of the few places ordinary people could have hot, wild, kinky sex in public and not worry about penalties. Rated for extremely mature content

OneShot: I love him. He likes her. Right? ...Right?

She had never wanted a Prince Charming. Instead, all she desired was her very own man of Gondor.

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It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...

Retelling of Cinderella. Set at an all-girls boarding school in a world where your lot in life is determined by the Talent with which you are gifted at your coming of age. Humorous and sweet. Quite fluffy. Finalist in the CatsCurious Contest w/Jim Hines.

He would walk her in the rain, she would talk incessantly. After all, that was just the way things were. Who were they to change it? Oneshot.

She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.

What's your name?" he asked, hand on the door knob. She smiled, "Mary." "Like the Virgin?" he laughed, stepping out of the restaurant. SKoW Challenge Response

Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.

So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.

Blind dates can be quite terrifying. Especially if you’re on a blind date...with the wrong guy.

One-Shot. It was raining, I was wet and it was dark. I was going to kill him, but he mistook some stranger for me... and it was hilarious. Until he told her he liked her...me, a lot, wait run that by her...me again?

I raised my eyebrow and looked at him expectantly. ‘Are you some kind of stalker?’ ‘I’m not a stalker,’ he replied, smiling, ‘I’m your soul mate.’

Isaac’s practically marked you. You’re his property now! So cute!” “Mark? As in…like…vampires!” Well…maybe I read a tad too many fantasy stories. Sue me.“NO! You’re wearing his letterman jacket! And what’s printed behind? His name?" Silence. “I give up. A

One Shot. This is what i get for being heroic. A gaping bleeding hole. And an annoying paramedic that's supposed to be saving my life. Well, at least he's sexy.

If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.

So, random guy sneaks up behind me, closes my eyes and gives me a heartfelt speech. Then he apologizes and says he got the wrong person. Then he rambles on about his screwy love life. And me? I’m just too traumatized to figure out what’s happening.

“There she goes, there she goes again. Racing through my brain, and I just can’t contain, the feeling that remains.” He sung to me, leaning on the door like he leaned on the gates of the repair shop. “You!” “Me.” he smirked. "You stole my door!"

Her sudden desire for kinship overrode her more common sense that told her to avoid strangers at night in empty parks. She figured that it wouldn’t matter in a few hours, anyway.

Oneshot. It was all just a game but one day he found her journal.

Note to self: Next time you see the school Goth without makeup buying tampons at a local store, don’t start screaming and asking him if he’s a guy or not. He might find strange ways of giving you your answer.

Jennifer Toll is a Secret Service agent who isn't thought of to be anything special.She did her job at an average leve.Then she discovered a plan to kill the president of the US.She'd love to tell the Director,but he just fired her, so she's on her own...

The President is assassinated before the eyes of a Secret Service Agent...she struggles to make heads or tails of the situation.

‘I love y…y…yelling.’ She raised an eyebrow. ‘You love yelling?’ ‘Yeah, I do. Why? Is there anything wrong in a guy who loves to yell?’

The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?

First of all, Prince Charming does not exist. And neither does Cupid. Because if Cupid did exist, then I would probably be making out with that Greek God over there.

ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.

“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...

‘And for how long have you liked me?’ He asked. ‘Oh,’ I replied. ‘Its been 2 years, 3 months, 1 week, 4 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes and 21 seconds…not that I’m counting, of course.’

Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..

Kiss the next guy who comes into the bus? Have you gone absolutely crazy?

I said, I love you, you moron' I yelled. 'Well, I don't believe you' He yelled back. In most romance stories, this would be the part where I kissed him. But my temper got the better of me. So I, um, punched him. Really hard.

Adrienne's life is tidy and normal, just the way she likes it...until she starts receiving instant messages from PrinceCharming007. He is waiting for her to find him, and, despite herself, she is drawn into the mystery, determined to solve it...

She was Hollywood's queen. He was the hometown boy who'd loved her. Come back to me, he'd whispered to her and hoped that someday, somewhere she would remember and come back...[OneShot]

ONESHOT 'This isn't the first time he's left me cold. This month.' A best friend tale gone awry.

“Alright,” I heard our boss shout from inside the building “Who wrecked the photocopying machine?” “Shit,” he murmured against my lips again but this time he grinned and said “It wasn’t us, kay?” “Kay.” I said. [Christmas ONESHOT]

Oneshot:I cleaned his house for him on top of working shifts at the cafe. Of course I can't help it if I fall asleep while trimming bushes or arranging books. Maybe it all started when I swept into the bathroom mopping the floor while he was...you know!

RF [one shot]: It started with a dare. Seriously, no one sane would stand under my window and sing to me, more so after my mum chases after him and his lousy percussion team. But why does he keep coming back? And, why do I miss him after he leaves?

First of the Reworking Fairytales oneshot series: A parody of the traditional Cinderella Story. Losing your shoe once is not enough to find your prince!

“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]

Males are like maths homework, you have to deal with them and even if you are quite capable of doing so they are still annoying. Especially the ones that hang up on you. Damn him. [ONESHOT]

I stepped in front of the oncoming car. 'What do you think you're doing' The guy shouted angrily at me. 'Hitchhiking what do you think dumbass' I shouted back with a roll of my eyes 'Let me in'

Oh, he was gorgeous, he was dashing he was gallant, he looked like Jeremy Sumpter and you have got to be joking me right? That boy was devil spawn, and he knew it. [ONESHOT]

Swashbuckling smut.

A ninja arrives in town and totally flips out. COMPLETE

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport. She’d win just like her Daddy taught her to. [A modern retelling of Cinderella]

[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'

A retelling of the classic tale "The Little Mermaid" except things are not so classic anymore...

ONE SHOT As predicted, she glared, “OK, what do you want?” The answer was so simple, but he didn’t even know what it was until it came out of his mouth. “You.”

He wanted to take her to prom. Oh, but she'd be, uhh, peeing that whole night. Marry him? Erm, her dog ate her homework . . . maybe next time. One amused, determined hottie, one girl with her lame excuses, and one clumsy road to romance. On hiatus.

A retelling of Cinderella. What if the fairy godmother had been a Faery Prince? What if Cinderella never wanted to marry Prince Charming? Written in the style of old fairy tales.

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

We've had countless Cinderellas. This one's not much different, give or take a little psychopathy.

On what began as an uneventful Sunday afternoon, Rosie is confronted by a strange visitor outside her bedroom window. Is he just a confused window cleaner, or could this be the beginning of romance?

The story of Cinderella's sister, which is also Cinderella's story.

ONESHOT. The LAST thing Liz wants to do is work at her mom's Kissing Booth at a carnival. But what happens when she strikes up a challenge with her cokisser, Patrick, and the competition becomes more than friendly? Companion to A Valentine's Day Dare.

[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”

ONE SHOT. She said, “Silly, you’re my guardian angel…” and he said, “Yeah, I guess I am. I promise I won’t let you down.” He didn't.

COMPLETE. Regency. Glen Carlisle never wanted nor expected to inherit his paternal family's earldom. When he does, he's resigned to do his duty as quickly as possible and go home. A certain hoyden, however, complicates things.

What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...

She was dancing with a monkey on her shoulder, he was riding a silent unicycle. Perfect. OK, so that's not entirely true...[Oneshot]

Ares has determined that he will have Bri this time, even if he has to lock her in the underworld to do it. But Bri's friends-especially Cupid-won't stand for this. Even Lena Watford wants to help out, despite the fact that she has love issues of her own.

One shot. Regency. Melanie is tired of waiting for James to propose, and is willing to do anything to get him to pop the question even risk ruination.

You remind me of her, you know, The Sun. [One shot]

FINISHED August is the typical Cinderella, except instead of doing house chores, her parents force her to study all day long. Will her parents stop shoving ACT Prep books down her throat long enough for her to live out her dreams?

There are one hundred forty six ways to kill someone with a fork. Judging by the body at her feet, Keira guessed she’d mastered at least three.

[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue

COMPLETE: Bri wasn't looking for love when someone unexpectedly summons Cupid on her behalf. She's only looking to fix her life. She ends up falling for the one guy she can't have: Cupid himself. And Ares is hot on his heels to reap destruction.

“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.

COMPLETED...Ayla, the new girl, is sarcastic and sharp-tongued. A verbal battle in class with the popular and equally sarcastic Christian leads to friendship, love and, ultimately, something that she never wanted to happen again...

COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.

Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE

After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?

A mix of 'Cinderella', 'Sleeping Beauty' and 'The Importance of Being Earnest.' A girl's first time in a kingdom leads to chaotic situations with the prince's family and her neighbor. HumorRomance. finished