Annalise Farran
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Joined 04-23-10, id: 722067, Profile Updated: 05-18-11
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

Dead as It Gets

nominated for a SKoW award! Most humorous (complete) for Round Ten!

This story is like my baby. Like, seriously, sometimes, when I'm super stressed it's the only thing that keeps me from ripping out all my hair and buying a truly awful wig, a la Britney Spears. It is the first story I have ever completed that has a word count of over 3,000. I think it's at 40,000 now or something like that. It makes me laugh sometimes. I know that's so pathetic, to laugh at your own jokes, but it's true. Right now I'm working on some major editing/minor rewrites for it. So yay for that!

I'm also working on:

Not Your Grandma's Justice League

nominated for a SKoW award! Hook, Line, and Sinker for Round Eleven!

That is a very tentative title, by the way. I have a love/hate relationship with that name. It's deff subject to change. ANYWAY. This story came about while watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's quickly becoming my favorite out of my two that I've written. It's so fun to write. :) In progress for who knows how long.


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Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
The Tales of Sadie Baker by ALittleBitCrazy reviews
Sadie Baker is your average nerdy 15-year-old girl, with a different sense of humor. Jesse Williams is your average 17-year-old boy, who tends to take life a little too seriously. What happens when these two meet? Things get interesting, to say the least.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,499 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Unlikely Princess by MomotheHero reviews
Just so we're clear, this is NOT a fairytale and I am NOT Cinderella. I may be engaged to a prince, but he's FAR from Prince Charming. Not that anyone will agree with me. I guess that makes me an unlikely princess.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,429 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010
Checkers by GermanSam reviews
Did you recently discover that you are a princess having to compete in a competition for a royal crown that yesterday you weren't even aware exsisted? Yeah...welcome to my world... *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Pretend Friend by Avai reviews
Everyone, including you, think I'm the nice girl. Really, that make me the meanest out of all of them. At least the others trash you to your face. I prefer to stab you in the back . A letter from a screwed up person to her fake friend.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
reallytrulyabsolutely by Avai reviews
I reallytrulyabsolutely miss you/But I won't let that hinder me/I reallytrulyabsolutely want you here/But I will move on. A story dedicated to people we lost before we wanted them to go.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Gum Wrapper Confessionals by extrapolating ideas reviews
Surface area, generally, isn't what most base their choice in gum off of, but most people, generally, didn't write love notes on their gum wrappers. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
You're Not My Type by realize reviews
You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
A Marriage Of Convenience by Spooky152 reviews
She thought arranged marriages were for princesses and girls in India. Boy, was she ever wrong. COMPLETEish *NEW Ch 37!*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 98,793 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2003
The War Diaries by procrastinatenow reviews
There's a secret war. Between schools, over generations. Charismatic but hesitant, he struggles to lead. Hiding in shadows, she writes it. Ink skittering across paper. The glories and defeats. The love. It draws them together. Like only war can.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,790 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
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Not Your Grandma's Justice League reviews
I knew it was going to be a bad day when I got robbed at gunpoint before I even had a chance to get some coffee. Thankfully there was a hot superhero conveniently waiting nearby. Rated T for now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,561 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010
Dead as It Gets reviews
COMPLETE. Sixteen year old Sarah, killed in a hit-and-run, is given the chance to be a guardian angel; she jumps at the prospect. When her first assignment turns out to be the one guy on Earth she couldn't stand, she is less than thrilled.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete