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Joined 04-25-10, id: 722233, Profile Updated: 06-18-12
Author has written 19 stories for General, General, Song, Action, Horror, and Life.

Welcome to my page. Either keep reading or leave, or just scroll down until you find all the stories.
Thank you for being here. I don't know how long I'll have access to a computer. Expect me to drop off the face of the earth at some point. And then weep. But I shall be back, have no fear.


Some Favorite Quotes:

"I didn't do it."

"No one dies a virgin, LIFE SCREWS US ALL!"

"If it can be bought, steal it. If it is WORTH stealing, start saving." - Jessica Lynn Frankus

"Family is much more than blood."

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're stupid!"

"A real man is not going to bed with a different woman every night. A real man is going to bed with the same woman every night for the rest of her life."

"There are people I would take a bullet FOR and people I want to put a bullet IN."

"As long as I have no life, I shall live forever." - Me

"The 50/50-90 Rule: even if you have a 50/50 percent chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent chance of getting it wrong."

"I want to live forever. So far, so good..."

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."

"Only two things in this world are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not that sure about the universe."

"When there is no more room left in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth."

"Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap!"

"All who wander are not lost."

"Everybody wants to go to Heaven, nobody wants to die."

"If you can't fix it with duct tape YOU'RE NOT USING ENOUGH!!"

"Love shouldn't be said with an exclamation mark. Love should be spoken in a whisper." - Me

"Life is all about goodbyes. It's the happiness between the first hello and the last goodbye that you need to live for." - Me

"Life is like shitting your pants: everyone can smell it but only you can feel its true warmth." - DJ Hydro Chronic (my bro)

"What may be worthless to one may be priceless to another." - Me

"Once something is broken it will always remain cracked no matter how well it is put back together." - Me

"Imperfection is the greatest form of beauty."

"Forgiving is easy; forgetting is not." - Me

"THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE!!"


Songs

I felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleed
Wait and Bleed - Slipknot

'Cause day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at at at night)
Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone some thing's will never change
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night
Day 'N' Night (Nightmare) - KiD CuDi

Trainwreck that I am
And I am what I am what I am
A trainwreck, that I am
And I am what I am what I am
A trainwreck
Colorado Sunrise - 3OH!3

She is everything to me
The unrequited dream
A song that no one sings
The unattainable
She's a myth that I have to believe in
All I need to make it real is one more reason
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do when she makes me sad...
Vermilion Pt. 2 - Slipknot

A demon spawn, the child of a bastard son
Seven born at seven and the seventh child fathered one
A soul black full of pain
Bodies in the field blood pourin' like rain
Seven - Boondox

I'm a little dysfunctional, don't you know?
If you push me, it might be bad
Get a little emotional, don't you know?
You could fool around and make me mad
I'm a little dysfunctional, don't you know?
If you push me, it might be bad
Get a little emotional, don't you know?
Might fool around and make me mad
Don't make me mad...
Dysfunctional - Tech N9ne

We walk all alone
Always on our own
Get lost on the way
And sometimes need
To find the way home
But we walk all alone
Boondox - Path I Walk

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85 One Shots by Jazzy-Baby reviews
A series of ficlets. Each chapter has its own prompt and each prompt has its own song. I do not own any of the songs used. I can assure you that you will be loved if you read this
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 25,027 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
The workings of my almost mind by WolfletteMoon reviews
Just some random drabbles. Kind of like an internet diary, whatever's on my mind at the time. Pointless, stupid and messed up, like my thoughts.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 28,866 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Rainbows in Hell by Akadrama reviews
His life was shit, he knew this, his sister knew this,and he was pretty sure he was going to hell on the plus side, he didn’t have to hide in the closet anymore. It was pretty dark, not even a single rainbow. He wondered if hell had rainbows.R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,625 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010
My poems by Zack1400 reviews
Just a collections of poems that i've written which have all been copyrighted
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Memoirs of Introduction to Quantum Physics by wrioii reviews
I hope that it's not just me who does this....
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Rainbow of the Soul by Blue Blood Angel reviews
Which color are you? Some of you may have two colors combined...or if you are truly insane...like me...you might have three colors...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Faerietales and Lullabies by TheJediPenguin reviews
While telling a story, she gets swept into remembernce...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Warning by emily97316 reviews
Warning: This is not a joke. This is not a test. It is happening to everyone and it changes your life forever.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Only for Her by Dusk Howler reviews
A poem. It rhymes not, but I wrote it for Lieutenant Blood Angel. I love her so...and I pray that she will hate me for as long as I live...more shall follow.....
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010
I Miss Her by LetteRose420 reviews
A little writing challenge I received from a friend. "Write a ‘monologue’ with lots of description and feelings but no names." Reviews appriciated!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Insomnia and Kisses by TheJediPenguin reviews
She can't sleep. He's there for her through everything. Drabble, one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
For Her by LetteRose420 reviews
A poem I rewrote for English. Dedicated to Ashley, my kinda-girlfriend, who has helped me through so much. WARNING: hints of suicide and lesbianism.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
For Those That Serve by HiddenFromYou reviews
A collection of military one-shots and poems dedicated to all those brave men and women serving in countries like Iraq and Afghanistan, fighting so that we may remain safe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
30 Minutes of Nonstop Writing by TheSilverWarrior reviews
Exactly what the title says: 30 minutes of nonstop writing--not even to choose your next words. As a result, you get a good look into the auhor's mind mine, in this case . Warning: abstract with no plot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
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Musings of a Darker Nature
A bit of insight into a twisted mind.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5 - Complete
Wishgranter reviews
Follow the demented forays of a lunatic and his so-called lover to the end of insanity.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012
Click reviews
Thoughts to a revolver... a series of short poems.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
You Have To Know
Please read this... you have to know the truth...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011
Gabe reviews
A scene of horror to a friend and the events that caused it... and the fallout afterwards.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010
Bloodsport reviews
Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty for the sake of progress.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011
In Control reviews
A simple story about a boy's perspective on control, and what it means to have none. To be weak and defenseless. To wonder if you are truly in control of anything you do...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
What Is Love? reviews
A short essay on love.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
Wake Up? reviews
Should we wake from all this?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
When I Go To Hell reviews
Just a little story of what I think will happen when I go to Hell... see you all there.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Awake reviews
Come out of the haze... pick up your gun... start the insanity.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010
Voices reviews
For those that speak to you in the back of your mind.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Loving You reviews
A poem for that special someone in my life.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Rants reviews
Insane, crazy, random rants filled with blood, guts, rainbow, kitties, and just good old-fashioned insanity. A good read, fun for the kids.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010
What Is A Juggalo? reviews
This is what being a Juggalo really means. Haters FTFO.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010
Red reviews
Anger.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
Can You Believe It? reviews
All those times are so distant...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
Worth It? reviews
Questions asked by us all...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
Do You Not Know? reviews
Do you?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete