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Joined 04-26-10, id: 722390, Profile Updated: 03-31-11
Author has written 3 stories for Humor, and Humor.

The name's Rhem; the "happy-go-lucky basturd" that might just make sense once in a blue moon.~

A little something about me... err... I'm, I have and My: --

-> 15 ->Ironboy ->Blood type: Z (in case someone out there needs blood donations) ->sanity level: in

So yeah I like writing random stories (Crap) about stuff that are weird. (but totally awesum!)~ щ(゚Д゚щ)


>>anime. games. mangas. drawing. sweets. friends. family. God.

=I have a fetish for: Cute white-haired bishounens >:D and erasers... (Don't ask)=

>But you probably didn't need to know that


We all have our own diff. and unique perspectives,

You have yours and I have mine. (and so does the martians)

So let's live in peace Smile! And think positive

Hope you enjoy my works, If not... coconut. TwT

That's all~ meatball~

here, have a waffle. #

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I Love Rant by Bambi Queen of the Off-Black reviews
A load of mockingly serious fuckery. I wouldn't read it. I use excessive language. Today: Bambi returns from the dead with a short note about conspiracy theorists, and why they suck donkey scrotum. Note: Until the inevitable day this is deleted, it will stay here, where it began, and will not be transferred to a blog. Like an annoying, unwanted, foul-mouthed donkey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/29/2009
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Joker of Hearts by RenRen Eli reviews
Dear Boss, I would like to warn you that I will rip your innocent heart by the strike of second twelve...Sincerely yours, the Joker of Hearts...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Puddles of Muddles by ChooseYourWords reviews
Yes, it's simply nonsense. I was listening to Come Clean and reading Redwall...apparently not a good combination.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
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Twisted Paradise reviews
Ignorance feeds on Curiosity --- will you feed it with yours? will you read this story? will you share to me your reviews? truly everything is so... intriguing... *grins
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010
May God Have Mercy Upon My Enemies Because I won't reviews
Aurora's set to get revenge on the person who killed her father.Together with people willing to help her, It will be one heck of an adventure. It will be cool if it was animated though.It's not your Average Good versus Bad story,Powers,weird creatures,etc
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010
Well, not so sure but I think I'ts a poem? reviews
ei. read it. it funny. make you wanna haha. just kidding, not really all that XD but if you wanna check go see for yourself XD Comment/criticize Everthing's welcome XD
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete