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Joined 04-26-10, id: 722489, Profile Updated: 04-26-10

'Ello.

Well, nothing much to say. I'm fairly new to this site but a veteran over at fanfiction.net and decided that I would like to read other people's own creations. I love - books, nude people (justkidding.), sarcasm, and ROMANCE. I eat that up like a steaming hot plate of steak with mashed potatoes. (Excuse the food reference. It so happens I'm writing this while my stomach is snarling at me like some animal. UH OH.) Strange factiod: Sometimes I like to mess with people and say that my name is 'I. Ball' (eyeball). Tee hee. O, u c wat i did thar?

OH, AND ONE MORE THING: NO. THE TURKEY DOES NOT PWN. I DO. scuffs collar

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
My International Slip Up by chewyy the moofin reviews
I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,152 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008
Good Girls Go Bad by All Over You reviews
She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005