Spottedjellyfish
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Joined 04-29-10, id: 723004, Profile Updated: 04-01-12
Author has written 2 stories for Romance.

So...if you're a stalker or simply curious, here's a little bit about me:

1) Hey. I'm Spottie. What's up?

2) I'm only in high school, so please excuse my teenage grammar/spelling. Thank you Spell Check!

3) I like food.

4) Favorite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Inception (girly squeal), Corpse Bride (anything by Tim Burton, really), Oceans Trilogy

5) Favorite books/series: Mortal Instruments and Infernal Devices (both by Cassandra Clare), Vampire Academy (by Richelle Mead), Steampunk Chronicles (by Kady Cross) and many more

6) Favorite TV shows: White Collar, Covert Affairs and Suits (all USA Network), Vampire Diaries (the CW; my guilty pleasure), New Girl (FOX), The Big Bang Theory (CBS), Game of Thrones (HBO; my newest obsession)

Completed Stories:

1) One Girl, a Lot of Hate: Your classic, hopefully hilarious love/hate relationship story, albeit with a few more bunnies and explosions than necessary. (Humor/Romance)

Current Stories:

1) I'm an Assassin Pimp, Hear me Roar: Updated! Woot Woot! I'll try and post a chapter every week. Or so. We'll see. (Humor/Romance)

Also, for those who are curious, I do indeed have a Fanfiction account. Check it out if you're ever bored. I finally posted up a story. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2196675/

Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
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I'm an Assassin Pimp, Hear Me Roar reviews
When I first met her, I thought she was a Hobo Rapist. Then her demonic pet fox pissed on me. Little did I know, that little miss Hobo Rapist would the downfall of my manly assassin pimpness. When did my life get so confusing?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011
One Girl, a Lot of Hate reviews
What do you do when a totally gorgeous guy with great hair and great abs, who you happen to despise and hate with a burning passion, manhandles you and kisses you? You kick him in the kiwis! Duh.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,513 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete