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Joined 05-01-10, id: 723260, Profile Updated: 06-05-11
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Romance, Love, Action, and Life.

First thing i want to say is when your reviewing my stories and poems NO SUGAR COATING PLEASE!!!!! I hate when people sugar coat things for me. I'm not a fragile girl i can handle it!!!! Be as painfully honest as you can aloww yourself to be. I cant get better at writing if i dont know whats really wrong with my poems and stories.

Name:Kerry

Nick names: Ker-Bear;Luv-Bug;Big chocolate momma (Though im not that big.);Ke-Ke;Chocolate,Kerry-Cherry

Age: 14 but i dont act like it.

B-Day: August 29,1996

Likes:Reading,writing,poetry,music,CHOCOLATE!!(my only drug besides pixie sticks :), i just toke up dancing but im mostly fouling around and having fun,and other crap that im to lazy to write down right now.

Dislikes:People that are overly preppy,people who arent preppy enough,people with big egos,people that dont have a big enough ego(you kno those types the shy ones that hide in the corner and think there worthless),people who are to serious...basiclly just people in general...!

Books:I read all types of favs are the house of night novels, i am currently in love with Ellen Hopkins books (my favs being identical, burned and impulse.)and i love manga (currently in the middle of about 11 mangas. The chapters just dont seem to come out fast enough.)

Music:I listin to watev! Blood on the dance floor, Green day, pink,katy perry, ana johnson, bruno mars,dr.dre, avril lavigne, mike posner, one republic, eminem, linkin park, journey, lady gaga,owl city,3OH!3, paramore,la roux, the offspring and so on...

I talk to myself and the things around me more often then i should. But i dont think its weird or im going crazy unless the inanimate objects answer me back.(yes its happened many times before.)

I have slight ADHD so if theres no updates for a while not my fault.

No matter what anyone says 1+1=window.

I will try to win an arguement with as much as my illogical logic as i can.

Close to none of my logic is logical.

I've been called crazy more times then i can count.

Crazy people dont think there crazy,right?

I enjoy trowing friends in the fontain at the mall.

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Chocolate Cupcakes and Mythical Creatures by deshaunwalker reviews
Just tell him how you feel. "I want your dick" wasn't the best way to word it but yeah... I think he gets the point. MM partial manuscript - see profile for more details.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
What Promises We Break by Death's Release reviews
Macario's life is a mess...he's a teenage closetcase, being raised by his homophobic brother. On top of that, his brother's best friend seems to be...hitting on him? Slash, Yaoi, M/M, based on the concept of a gay soap opera!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,962 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 2/14/2007
Kyle and Orville by Luna Carn reviews
What does it mean if zombies invade your dreams? How can one tie a tie without choking? Does talking to plants really help them grow? These are just a few of the things that Kyle and Orville Flynn want to learn.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 35,858 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Adventure Of The Yoshi Bag by Lethal Strike reviews
My name is Sam Miles I'm 16 and go to Bellview high, I got a new friend recently, She has a brother that is a little too overprotective. Boy meets girl, girl introduces brother. Brother and boy fall in love. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,694 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
Player by devilishd reviews
Draven Heller is your normal bad ass chick, her mom moves her to a small town and meets some sexy bad A. guys who change her life and she's falling in hate with one and love with the other...M lang and later chps
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011
The Truth Behind Gay Marriage by tired-soul reviews
Inspired by a list that I found floating around the web, this is a satire that is meant to be a funny portrayal of all the lame excuses why gay couples should not be allowed to marry. Please feel free to comment!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
How I pranked my science teacher by Can'tdecideapenname reviews
This is a true story! it happened and i want it to be heard. I am a low selfesteem girl who tries to avoid attention. But then god gave me a brilliant idea of a prank on my teacher i just couldn't ignore. Please read!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Attractions of Men by Animeattempt reviews
James lets slip Alex finds a certain man attractive. Slight yaoi, so don't complain when you see it is just a pointless convo about Alex possibly liking guys. Cuz... thats basically the story. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
Opposite by bloodandroses16 reviews
All the things I love about him, and what he loves about me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Random stuff and story by Pork Eggrolls reviews
Boo! Scared you didn't I? Well, maybe not, but at least I kept you reading. Funny how some of the lamest summaries are the most captivating ones.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
Connection by bloodandroses16 reviews
We have one, but was it meant to be?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Carefully, Cautiously by bloodandroses16 reviews
This must be done carefully, cautiously.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
5 Simple Rules to Getting Published by Lady Riss reviews
Forget Grammar, Weird Names, Be a Teen, Write in First Person and Angst. Angst. Angst.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
One for the Money, Two for the Show Rewrite by D.Avery reviews
Melisa Beaumont was 19 and lucky in love; or so she thought, until she found out her boyfriend, Ricky, had only been dating her for a bet. When she teams up with Dillon Thomas, the town's resident 'bad boy', to give Ricky a piece of his own medicine...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
A Millionaire's Maid by Dream-Jewel reviews
*SLASH* This is a romantic tale of rich and cocky Shane, and his touchy maid Kian
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011
Can I mate with the baker? by godzillais reviews
Slash MxM Marlow and Elis have been together for a while, now it's time to Mate. Elis is a nervous werewolf, and Marlow bakes addictive cookies. They 'do it' in front of Mar's gram's window. Random summary. Wayne is a pervert and Rafe is kind of dumb. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
My Baby Brother Works Wonders by A Song Of Tragedies reviews
Brendon decides to bring his little brother, Logan, on tour with him. How will his band mates react to the teen? MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Remember the Fire by godzillais reviews
Kegan Mores set part of his school on fire and was sent to live with his gram in strange town called Cumber, where he meets Aubry and co. Who seem to know something he doesn't.. MxM Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
All They See Is Red by Saint Cali reviews
A sweet tale concerning serendipity between a serial killer and a cannibal. Rated M for some swearing, minor threesome narration and some bloody violence
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Adventures in WalMart by scharlie18 reviews
Slash for The Sham. Matt's having a bad day. First, his webcam breaks, then some kid steals his car keys. Matt goes off in search of someone helpful, and instead, he finds a complete jerk. Can this day get any worse? Slash, two-shot, smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Three Times More With Feeling by HotIceRed
Nikki spends a little time with his older sister and little nephew while his two whor- loves must cope without him. But once he returns home to them he realize just how much he was missed. Rated for language, naughty themes, kissing, and bitchy sisters.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete
Cory and the Five Onanisms by Irukaboi reviews
Story #1 of "Cory's Adolescent Saga" Five Teenagers - One pool...everyone has fantasies...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
My Hood's Torment by frolic-horror reviews
-SLASH- My parents should have circumcised me. A funny, smutty drabble. ONESHOT COMPLETE
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Waiting by sweedish fish reviews
Is there really anything better that can happen when you are waiting for your parents, than the hottest guy in school stuck waiting with you? ....uh crappy summary lo siento
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Want by emmatheemu reviews
I thought I had secrets. That is, until I saw my dad going down on a sixteen year old boy. Warnings: M/M, Slash, Underage. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Flashlight In My Pocket by xanthofile reviews
SLASH. Grimm, aka Mitch, hasn't seen his dad in fifteen years. Now he's being forced to travel and meet the side of his family long forgotten. And some he's never known existed in the first place. ONE SHOT. written for Amindaya
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Zookeeper by i em sew gawf reviews
Crackfic like none-other. Poor Cato is cornered in a reptile house and taught a lesson as to just how devious and downright weird reptile house keepers can really be. MM
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Something Spicy by Something Indecent reviews
Chicken wings, spicy sauce, beer, and torture. That pretty much sums up this story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
A lude conversation by Something Indecent reviews
Two friends discuss the other's late night activities. Just how far will one go not to have kids?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog? by Something Indecent reviews
Seriously, what the hell did you do to your dog?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Patient 451 by Venustas iaceo reviews
I'm trying to listen, but he won't stop! I want to be obedient. He should leave me alone. [slash oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
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Perfectly Unperfect
They dont get that i love how im perfectly unperfect.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
No clue
They think im crazy but they have no idea.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Masochist
Are all people in love such masochist?
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Perfect man Perfect secret reviews
A perfect guy with a perfect secret?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Complete
Black Hole
Hi my name is Lavita Johnson.Im 17 and live alone since when a black ops mission went wrong and my whole family died.After 3 years of trying to live a normal life my 'coworker' is back and wants me to help with the same mission that killed my parents.R&R
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,768 - Published: 5/26/2011
Hey Baby reviews
Its a poem i wrote in 7th or 8th grade. Its one of my favs and ive known it by heart ever since i wrote it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Destiny's Faith
Destiny is a pychic who,as crazy,weird,and psyco she may seem is a really good person and loves to help.Kendric is a pychic and also a playboy and a bad boy who has a blood problem? Read as they go on adventures that... Full summary inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Published: 5/4/2011
OMG WEIRDEST CONVO THIS MONTH! reviews
THIS IS JUST A CONVO DAT I HAD TODAY WITH MY FRIENDS CUZIN WHO IVE NEVE MEET B4 IN MY LIFE! I MUST WARN U DAT I WILLL BE ADDING A LOT MORE OF MY CONVOS BETWEEN MY FRIENDS AND THEY ALLL REALLY WEIRD LOL!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010
Accacia and Jermaine reviews
Accacia walked into congress expecting to make the best of her 6th grade year, but instead was united with who might be her first boyfriend. Short story. Please review and tell if it sucks. Dont try to be kind about it.TELL IT LIKE IT IS PLEASE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete