I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*

A 55-words-or-less story. Susan just wants to hear those three little words everyone loves.

Everyone has some weird family moments. Humorous weird family moments. Me? My life and family is full of butt load of these stories.STORY BASED OFF TRUE EVENTS. EACH CHAPTER IS IT'S OWN ONE SHOT. SUMMARY FOR EACH CAN BE FOUND IN "CHAPTER 1"

COMPLETE. Sixteen year old Sarah, killed in a hit-and-run, is given the chance to be a guardian angel; she jumps at the prospect. When her first assignment turns out to be the one guy on Earth she couldn't stand, she is less than thrilled.

You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.

Playing The Matchmaker

ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.

Yeah, apparently I need experience with lots of boyfriends to know if I'm in love. Or so my mother says

With This Ring Will You Be Mine?

My Sister’s Boyfriends...this goes out to Dan face it she dumped you. I'm sorry but you need to stop asking me about her.

For the ladies and my bf

My Room During Finals Week

Me and Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tree

Valentine From Second Grade

I wish I was there to take care of you!

Belated Anniversary Poem

You're not Superman and your not Oliver Green but baby you still have super powers.

Would Prince Charming still have loved her if he had met her in her brown everyday dress?

ONESHOT.“Well, what else am I supposed to think!” I yell. “You barely talk to me anymore, you have secret phone calls, you sneak out at night, and you come back smelling like perfume!”

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

When your male best friend can predict when you’re on your period better than you can, you know there’s something wrong. And just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse… -SKoW Challenge response-

When loving and losing doesn't make sense... One shot