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Joined 05-04-10, id: 723659, Profile Updated: 04-16-14
Author has written 4 stories for Young Adult, and Fantasy.

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Heyyy, welcome my friends...yeah i've had this account for a while and have NEVER written anything about me, but that will now change. Here's a little bit about my self:

Name: not telling

Gender: Girl

Age: 18

Where I Come From: Australia, WA, Perth, Rockingham, Warnbro...

Favorite Colour: Lime green and pale aqua blue

Favorite Food: I love everything

Favorite Animal: It would have the be the wolf

Favorite Books: Yeah of course they would be WARRIORS (by Erin Hunter), Seekers (also by Erin Hunter), Vampire Academy and some other small books you might not have heard of...

Some of my fav all time quotes:

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-It's going to be legen...hope your not lactose intolerant cos the next word is DAIRY! legendary. (Barney Stinson, How I met your Mother)

-If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

-I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out

-For sale: Parachute-only used once, never been opened, small blood stain.

-I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.

-I have photographic memory but I ran out of film.

-I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

-Join the army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

-Death is hereditory.

-Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

-Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

-Everyone wants to go to heaven. No-one wants to die.

Truths of Life:

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it...(Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile on your face:)

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

() You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

() You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together=18

YAY i'm not that stupid!

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! (the highlighted are my favorites; and ones I've done myself)

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

37 Things to do in an Elevator (again, bold are my favorites and ones I have tried; and some, sadly, failed XD)

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

COPY-AND-PASTIES!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think the Trix kids should just give the rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love dolphins copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read the entire warriors series copy and paste this into your profile.If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy, paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. (This is just wrong!)

Tiffany:

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long,

When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,

My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called,

I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,

His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again,

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me,

And you can help to stop this for others.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

One heartless person to not be effected

By this poem and because you are effected,

Do something about it! So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

2)Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
If you almost cryed while you read this copy it to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Faithrose, nlys

Hope you read my stories! (But don't forget to review!)

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Compensation of Spotlight by luckynamegame reviews
Operation Spotlight has lived her whole life in a cell with thousands of others, simply for being too dangerous. Now that she has broken out of her prison, will she be able to survive in a whole different world? Will the world be able to survive her?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 114,320 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011
Twisting Form by Colette Amelia reviews
#2 in the Iridescence trilogy (sequel to Taking Shape). Outside her family, Jet is the only other shapeshifter Marina knows. What happens when all that changes? Are these newcomers friend or foe? Or is there an even deadlier enemy lurking in the trees that could make Marina's worst nightmares come to life?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,288 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Rise of the Guardians: Initiate by Guardian of the Crest reviews
A good blacksmith passes a blade through the fire many times to harden the steel. Fate does the same to those it chooses to stand against the approaching darkness...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012
Changed by Ninjasaurus reviews
Caught holding for a friend, Hayley is shipped off to live with her father in Michigan while under probation. While trying to deal with her legal matters, the irony that her dad is a cop, and being in a completely different state, a whole new problem arises when a strange man nearly five years older than her takes interest in her. And according to her dad, he's bad news.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012
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FEAR
100 years into the future and the world is in a state of 'eternal peace'. The New World Republic, A.K.A North America is leading the world with its armies. While it's Black Ops group known as F.E.A.R keeps peace back home, a young woman must fight in secret, right under F.E. nose to keep her remaining family alive and safe. But someone threatens her life from the inside.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Published: 3/12
DragonSworn reviews
Dragons have all but disappeared from earth, along with riders known as the DragonSworn, only existing in myth and legends. But when a young thief finds a rare red stone, the world is plunged into chaos as corrupt kings and queens hunt the young rider and her newly hatched dragon. It is all she can do to survive in the wilds, while trying to find the remaining eggs and DragonSworn.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013
The Heir of Winds reviews
Celeste is next in line for the throne after her brother mysteriously vanishes from sight and is thought to be dead. Going against her fathers orders she hunts for her brother believing him to still be alive. But what she finds will shock her to the core.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
Hunter
In a time of great and noble Guardians a darkness rises. It is time for one, even though she is young, to step up a face this growing evil and save her kind from total destruction. Rated T. I suck at summarys. so PLZ R&R!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Published: 10/25/2010