TheMuffinManDies
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Joined 05-04-10, id: 723745, Profile Updated: 03-27-13
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, Humor, and Young Adult.

Hello kind reader. I have no idea how you ended up here, but if this where you are (and I am sure that it is), then welcome. I have no social skills and I have spent the last few weeks trying to work up the courage to actually hand in my résumé. So I can get a job. Anyway, I'm from Australia and while that's brilliant and all, it's hardly relevant. I started this account when I was 12, and trust me, it was bad. My first story was so bad that I deleted it from everywhere imaginable and try to push it out of my mind despite waking up in a cold sweat every night, thinking about the crime against nature that I considered a story. I was also very immature and seriously I don't even know ._.

I'm babbling, so I'll just attempt an introduction. I enjoy the cold, food, sleeping, reading, and generally sitting on my ass insulting the ceiling because I can't be bothered to move. I haven't been writing all that much recently, for which I am ashamed, but I am attempting to get back into the swing of things. School is a pain and my procrastination skills cannot be matched, so putting anything new up probably isn't a great idea for me. Mostly, I'll just be reading and hopefully reviewing more. If you ever have any suggestions on a story you've seen, whether it be on here or published (you can even tell me to read your stories, I don't care) then please feel free because I need more excuses to not do my homework.

Cue Holiday Message:

HAPPY EASTER MY LITTLE FICTIONPRESSERS (I don't know what to call you collectively. Someone should work on that). I Hope you all have a very merry (short) holidays and that you eat so much chocolate that you can't move from your seat for at least a week. If you can move within a day, you're doing it wrong.

Story Announcements:

Summer- Um, I never knew what I was doing with this, or where it was going. I just put it up because my friend told me to. I doubt I'll be continuing so I'm very sorry if this kills your soul

Parapotter- Again, I never what I was doing with this. It had no direction, or plot. I only ever wrote it as a bit of fun and the beginning is so horrifying that sometimes I just read it and cringe. However, I find it interesting to see how my writing developed and because my friend is likely a serial killer, I might update. Occasionally. Like, once a year.

The Black Gene- Don't ask. Don't know what this was. Probably going to delete it soon. I feel no guilt because no one reads it. I will make a terrible author.

Thank your for reading... or just scrolling through to make yourself feel superior for having a better profile than I do.

Ciao.

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You Can Run by Inbobniac reviews
I'm not rich, smart, or talented. I can't run a mile in under ten minutes, I can't pass Algebra II, and couldn't afford my last electric bill. My face is asexual, sometimes I hit my head on ceiling fans, and my hair is so unruly it once smothered a hamster to death. So how, pray tell, did I end up at an all boys boarding school with a suitcase where my boobs should be?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,769 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/4/2012
Alex: White Tiger by Jenna Whitefield reviews
Darren didn't like Alex. Alex couldn't like Darren because of two secrets. One, she's a girl and Elton Cattrel is for boys. As for the second, she can never tell anyone. If you know Alex's big secret, they'll kill you without a second thought.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,338 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 9/13/2009
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
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The Black Gene reviews
Dash Kingston has been struggling to keep her family together for years. Now, with her father's disappearance, things are not looking up. When people in town start vanishing, Dash has the feeling that she has something to do with it. Can she discover the truth to her family's dark past? Or will she be too late to stop herself from hurting the people she loves?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012
ParaPotter reviews
I don't understand why people think my life is weird, or why I am weird. Just because I dress in Hogwarts robes, carry a wand, scream if I don't have my Paramore poster and my medicine is a Harry Potter book. I'm still your queen, and that is all you need to know. NOW BOW BEFORE ME FEEBLE BEINGS! -Temporarily Discontinued-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010
Summer reviews
A girl, Abigail, meets a boy, Luke. She likes him, he likes her. But one problem: He has a girlfriend, Penelope. Their forbidden Summer romance blossoms... But what about Penelope? -Possibly Permanently Discontinued-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010