Author has written 3 stories for Romance, Humor, and Young Adult.
Hello kind reader. I have no idea how you ended up here, but if this where you are (and I am sure that it is), then welcome. I have no social skills and I have spent the last few weeks trying to work up the courage to actually hand in my résumé. So I can get a job. Anyway, I'm from Australia and while that's brilliant and all, it's hardly relevant. I started this account when I was 12, and trust me, it was bad. My first story was so bad that I deleted it from everywhere imaginable and try to push it out of my mind despite waking up in a cold sweat every night, thinking about the crime against nature that I considered a story. I was also very immature and seriously I don't even know ._.
I'm babbling, so I'll just attempt an introduction. I enjoy the cold, food, sleeping, reading, and generally sitting on my ass insulting the ceiling because I can't be bothered to move. I haven't been writing all that much recently, for which I am ashamed, but I am attempting to get back into the swing of things. School is a pain and my procrastination skills cannot be matched, so putting anything new up probably isn't a great idea for me. Mostly, I'll just be reading and hopefully reviewing more. If you ever have any suggestions on a story you've seen, whether it be on here or published (you can even tell me to read your stories, I don't care) then please feel free because I need more excuses to not do my homework.
Cue Holiday Message:
HAPPY EASTER MY LITTLE FICTIONPRESSERS (I don't know what to call you collectively. Someone should work on that). I Hope you all have a very merry (short) holidays and that you eat so much chocolate that you can't move from your seat for at least a week. If you can move within a day, you're doing it wrong.
Summer- Um, I never knew what I was doing with this, or where it was going. I just put it up because my friend told me to. I doubt I'll be continuing so I'm very sorry if this kills your soul
Parapotter- Again, I never what I was doing with this. It had no direction, or plot. I only ever wrote it as a bit of fun and the beginning is so horrifying that sometimes I just read it and cringe. However, I find it interesting to see how my writing developed and because my friend is likely a serial killer, I might update. Occasionally. Like, once a year.
The Black Gene- Don't ask. Don't know what this was. Probably going to delete it soon. I feel no guilt because no one reads it. I will make a terrible author.
Thank your for reading... or just scrolling through to make yourself feel superior for having a better profile than I do.