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Joined 05-05-10, id: 723884, Profile Updated: 11-01-12
Author has written 9 stories for Essay, Family, Life, and Romance.

Disclaimer: All stories are mine*. All characters are mine*. Brands are not mine, unless I was creative enough to start my own imaginary company...

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Recent Book Suggestions: By Cunning & Craft by Peter Selgin, Letters to a Young Novelist by Mario Vargas Llosa

My Creed: In my writing I feel compelled to get it just right, down to (for instance) the choice between a long dash and a comma to divide two parts of a sentence, or between powdery and pale as modifiers for a blue sky. All such small details matter because they form the substance called a continuous fictional dream. In writing fiction you weave dreams for your reader, and where either language or content falters, the fabric is rent and readers slip through. Result: disappointment, dismay, or, worse, readers cursing you for destroying the world they had so happily inhabited. - taken from the book By Cunning & Craft by Peter Selgin.


All good writing is swimming underwater and holding your breath. - F. Scott Fitzgerald


Did you know?... Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. (I'm assuming that's even higher than humans, considering that we are mammals. Dang, that's a LOT of gay bats! I'm loving it! I'd like to know next time I see two gay bats in action... but that's just me.)

Random fact (strange but true): Female gorillas have been known to commit bi-sexual acts in an attempt to stimulate alpha males into breeding.

Another random sex fact: Urolagnia is the name for golden showers, which is just a fancy name for people pissing on each other. Tell me, do you enjoy being peed on?

I once read on one of those embarrassing moments page at the back of magazines in which a girl was telling about how her boyfriend at the time was in the shower with her and he asked what she thought to be "do you like me?" but had apparently misheard him, for, when she exclaimed "of course!" thinking, I wouldn't be in the shower with you otherwise, he proceeded to pee on her! How gross is that!!

Yet another completely random freaky sex fact: Semen contains water, protein & fructose. It also gives a shot of calcium & potassium. So giving head IS good for you! Way to go guys! ;]

xD (Express yourself.)


For the convenience and furthered understanding and any visitors I may have to my profile I have provided a list of terms defined. I realize that many of you who are reading my material are probably well aware of what you are getting yourselves into ;] but there is always room for more fans in this pretty little subculture!

BL - an acronym for Boys' Love, this term is a simple as it appears, it is defined as a genre which depicts love between boys. This was the original term but due to burgeoning popularity of the subculture this term has lost its prevalence to the globally recognized Japanese term yaoi, though BL is still the most commonly known term.

Yaoi - has become an umbrella term in the West for female-oriented media depicting male-male relationships. Yaoi is actually an acronym for the Japanese phrase Yama nashi ochi nashi imi nashi which translates to mean "no climax, no point, no meaning" and was originally used as a "euphemism for the content" and refers to how yaoi as opposed to the "difficult to understand" shounen-ai, focuses on "the yummy parts". In fact, the terms shounen-ai and yaoi are often used by western fans to differentiate between the content of the genre. In this case, yaoi is used to describe titles that contain largely sex scenes and other sexually explicit themes whereas shounen-ai is used to describe titles that focus more on the romance and do not include explicit sexual content, although they may include implicit sexual content themes.

Yuri - is a wider blanket term than yaoi, because it refers to media with lesbian relationships, regardless of the target audience.

Dojinshi - typically this term can be used to describe stories which feature male-male pairings transformed into a sexual nature from non-romantic manga, anime and other forms of media, thusly it would be more commonly found on the sister site, Fan Fiction.

MaleXMale - the standard formula where same-sex relationships (especially of a sexual nature) are concerned. Ordinarily where same-sex relationships are depicted the name of the seme will come first then the multiplying sign and then the uke. May also be written as male-male or male/male. Where fan fiction is concerned, I have noticed that authors tend to use an initial formula. AABB where the seme would be listed first and then the uke. For example, HPDM would be Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy with Harry as the pitcher and Draco as the catcher.

Slash - a genre in fan fiction focusing on the depiction of romantic or sexual relationships between fictional characters of the same sex. The characters are usually not engaged in such relationships in their respective fictional worlds.

Lemon - shortened from Cream Lemon, this term refers to all sexually-oriented fanwork, or work that depicts sexual acts, in particular fan-fiction, though it can be used for original works that can be uploaded to Fictionpress as well.

Femslash - organized into the same genre as slash, stories of this nature focus on the depiction of romantic or sexual relationships between female fictional characters of the same sex. Again, the characters are usually not engaged in such relationships in their respective fictional worlds.

Shounen-ai -(also written as shonen-ai with the nice little pronunciation indicator above the 'o' signifying a long vowel) is a form of media depicting homosexual attractions and relationships which was originally connoted ephebophilia or pederasty and is often described as idealistic, pedantic and difficult to understand. To get a good idea of this genre, consider historical greats such as Oscar Wilde and Greek philosophers such as Plato and Socrates.

Shotacon - (may also be referred to as shota) describes an attraction to young boys or an individual with such an attraction, and features media in which pre-pubescent or pubescent male characters are depicted in a suggestive or erotic manner. It can also apply to post-pubescent (adolescent or adult males) characters with youthful neotenic features that would make them appear younger than they are. For a good example of neotenic features, consider Honey in Ouran High School Host Club.

Lolicon - the female version of shotacon.

Muscley-chubby BL - translated from the term 'gachi muchi' in Japanese, this subculture offers more masculine body types for the character(s) in boys' love stories. These stories are more frequently written by gay or bisexual males although still primarily marketed to female audiences it is thought to have a large crossover of gay male audiences.

ML - in addition to BL there is also ML which is an acronym for Mens' Love (love between men) also known as Gei comi in Japanese and Bara in English, this niche genre is catered to a gay male audience rather than a female audience and is primarily made by homosexual and bisexual authors and artists.

Ephebophilia - The sexual preference of adults for mid to late adolescents, generally, for females aged 14-16 and males aged 14-19. Make note that this is the preference for mid to late adolescent sexual partners not just the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction.

Pederasty - an intimate (and sometimes erotic) relationship between a man and an adolescent boy outside his immediate family. This term is derived from a Greek word meaning "love of children" or "love of boys" which is derived from a compound meaning "child, boy" and "lover".

Seme - the "pitcher", attacker, instigator, dominant, top, or otherwise known as the penetrating or ‘insertive’ partner during anal sex. Frequently this position is stereo-typified to depict a character who is more masculine, protective, restrained, more physically powerful, taller, older, etc. This is not a must; it is open to author interpretation!

Uke - the "catcher", receiver, submissive, bottom, or otherwise known as the receptive partner during anal sex. Contrastingly, this position is stereo-typified to depict a character who has a blending of both masculine and feminine qualities but frequently described as "girly" or effeminate, having a softer, androgynous feminine features with big eyes and a smaller build or body, and often physically weaker. Again, this is not a necessity; I encourage you to step out of the box!

Riba - a contraction of the English word "reversible", this term refers to a same-sex couple that the fans think it is still plausible for the seme and the uke being capable or comfortable with switching roles/positions. Meaning they are not locked into always being the top or always being the bottom.

Lime - A fan-fiction or chapter of a fan-fiction in which characters graphically fool around but do not actually have sex. This term can also be used with original works such that can be uploaded to Fictionpress.

All definitions with the exception of Lemon and Lime (courtesy of Urban Dictionary) and MaleXMale (personally generated) are courtesy of Wikipedia.


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Space Jockey by MomsDarkSecret reviews
An independent space hauler accustomed to working alone wonders what the hell he was thinking when he takes on a teenage boy, a former professional personal sexual companion, as his partner. The shipping business was never this hot!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 84,619 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Moonlight by Katica Locke reviews
In this sequel/alternate POV to the 2008 epic NaNovel Broken Wings, Moonlight follows Izeri, a weather fey with a dark secret as he fights for love, acceptance, and his very life. Gay romance, maleXmale.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,110 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 11/3/2010
The King's Groom by OrangePanda reviews
Kole was looking for a new start - what he found was a new world... and they won't let him leave. He's become their 'Key Keeper' for life and there's nothing anyone can do about it. But what else is in the bargain? Marriage with another man! Yaoi, M/M
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,532 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Wildflowers by Honunjama reviews
down for edits
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
In the House of Aquarius by Ruadhan reviews
A greek myth in which Apollo gets very tired of his losing streak and Aquarius learns that not all the gods are bastards.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Laws Of Gravity by LeahxLeah reviews
The one thing Wade Sullivan fears most is being normal, but all of that changes when Blair Angelea crashes his way into Wade's life and shows him a world where sometimes, the laws of gravity need to be enforced. Pre Slash.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011
Heaven Far Away by Jukstapositioned reviews
Somewhere in Japan, Opiate stands as a brand name host club. It offers the best services to its clients, and at the same time, it maintains the best services for its hosts. MxM
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,665 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Vermilion Tears by Radiant Empire reviews
Complete. Kain was just living a normal life until this Matt guy came along. This Matt guy, a vampire. Some bites, a dimension over and a few close calls with death later, they're only one third of the way done.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,821 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Minion Recruitment Seminar by MomsDarkSecret reviews
So just how does an evil genius acquire so many minions? One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Tasting Shadows by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Jamie has always had a fear of the dark. He just didn't know he had a reason. /NaNoWriMo '09/ [Moved to LJ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Welcome to Tipsy Turvy Land by FreeFallHeadFirstOffARoof reviews
The world seems to be crashing all around me, and I'm the only sane one left. It's a conspiracy and everyones against me... And well the new dude with the blue hair and golden eyes isn't helping that and the fact that he thinks i'm gay.. But I'm not![M&M]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Broken Wings by Katica Locke reviews
Complete -- Jakil LeMae arrives at Alyrrawood University, the prestigious school for mages, werecreatures, vampires and faeries. Homoerotic fantasy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 172,033 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
The Other Side of Hate by Cattails reviews
-Slash- The fight for control is something Cyril isn't willing to lose. Too bad Sheva seems to have the upper-hand. /for Freak-of-Spade's January Challenge/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Office Showdown by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Damien didn't like people. And he especially didn't like Taylor. But that didn't change the fact that they were going to be stuck together in an office. Alone. /for Freak-of-Spade's October challenge/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Amour Interdit by Etteloicn reviews
Once Charles, the heir to the French thrown, falls in love with his servant and childhood friend Pierre, he is caught in the whirlwind of a forbidden romance that he tries but is never able to escape. M/M. Please review!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Might As Well Go For A Soda by Cattails reviews
-Mild slash- Waiting for a bus can be an interesting experience when someone's got their eye on you. Even when they seem a bit, well...stalker-ish.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Perfection by fruitietootieXD reviews
Jazz never thought he'd fall in love, ever. But when he meets gay boy Sebastian, things start to fall apart, and others fall into place. MM, YAOI
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
The Prodigal Son by bloodsucking-llama reviews
GAY FICTION. Temptation takes the dangerous form of a young, handsome villager for an isolated priest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
A Love of Epic Proportions by antigonelives reviews
The one thing your history professors never wanted you to know about mediaeval rulers... bwahahahahahaha! Not meant for the sane.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Noise and Kisses by Sakuri reviews
Slash. When the blatantly gay Lucca begins attending Harper's shool, there is an instant attraction between them. Harper has to deal with his own feelings as well as those of his friends, all on top of exam stress...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,829 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006
Along Came A Spider by sporkess reviews
It's not been Zebedee's month. First he gets turned into a spider, and now he's frightening people without even meaning to. But happening upon the Muffets may just have saved him! ONE SHOT, MILD SLASH, fairly random fluff.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
Heads Up by Street Howitzer
Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday have a private round of poker, all while discussing humiliation, intimacy, and past mistakes. One thing leads to another. Rated for WyattxDoc, a 'fade to black' scene, and for swearing.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The Girl for Me by failte200 reviews
Slash. TG. Straight jockboy Kevin thinks he has gay, cross-dressing Danny under his thumb. Kevin only likes girls. So... why does he keep thinking about her? Or him. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,510 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Such Is the Life of a Cabbie by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
...the life of a cabbie isn't all that bad. Sure, the pay is horrendous, the people are rude, and you have to put up with idiot drivers, but you do get to hear some interesting people along the way. oneshot, slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
SO Gay by failte200 reviews
Slash. My first Original fic. Y'know, it's hard enough discovering you like other men, but crushing on your straight best-friend is just the WORST. Sigh. I get over it eventually... but I still feel like everyone's looking at my butt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Generic Superheroes by vintage-thought-processes reviews
When you're young, bright-eyed, and ready to step out into the world, there's nothing like a gay kid to mess with your head. (M/M slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2006
Terms of Service by Quatorze reviews
Sidestory to Ravens, Owls and a Nightingale: how Count Daynar and his 'Angel of Death' first got together. Contains homosexuality. Please read the warnings inside!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
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The Happiness Haystack
How will you ever find the elusive grouse? To what animalistic depths must you dive to before you realize that you're in a bottomless pit?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Complete
The Art of Opportunity
Taking advantage of an opportunity when it has been presented to him is something this man has never hesitated to do, especially when this opportunity correlates perfectly with already laid-out considerations. Limey!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Butterfly
Bright stripes and spots... She will lead you on... It's all a game! Flying too far from reach... What innocence it was... The butterfly knows... Keep faith in all you do.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Published: 7/25/2011
She Who Tests the Limits
I thought this poem up while experiencing some unusual emotional turbulence - er... feelings that aren't usual for me and this is what came of it. I guess it also sparked a change in my relationship to this person...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
Teachers Feel It Too reviews
This is an essay I wrote in response to my mum becoming new teacher at my school and how some of the students she was teaching reacted to her presence. I think it is a powerful message, and if the response I got from my elders says anything, I am correct.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
Angels in Theory
My ruminitions on the sexuality of Angels. Can Angels be homosexual or are they simply genderless? And how does this effect human sexuality?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
An Illogical Whim of Fancy reviews
My ruminitions on Christianity's emphasis on sin.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Complete
Born This Way reviews
Perspective proprieter, yes, that's me. Promoter of understanding, of unity, of love, of equality... Promote understanding! Fight Discrimination! Go Equality! Yeah!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
The Other Side of the Hemisphere
Thought provoker, perspective promoter, equal opportunity enhancer. Sound intriguing? Inquire within.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete