Author has written 7 stories for Young Adult, and Life.
Ooh, update! So, school started today (Sept. 8) and I might post up a few stories. Maybe. A few poems too. But I just wanted to say that I am still alive even though none of you are gonna read this D: and I might not continue that mpreg story of mine. "Gasp! But why?" Because my children, mpreg is getting old for me, and I don't know how to continue the next chapter.
So yes, that is all I have to say... for now. Expect a story or poem every few days. Maybe every day, maybe every other day. Who knows.
I like dinosaurs! (They're like the epitome of AWESOMEEE)
I'm a girl; and I tend to be a tomboy sometimes
I live in New York
I like music; heavy metal and techno
People consider me a nerd- but I'm really not- I'm just not a mindless, self-absorbed, wanna-be like everyone else in this damned world
People also consider me emo/goth because I always wear dark colors and tend to act depressed from time to time
Playing video games is my favorite pass-time as well as reading and writing
My friends think they understand me, but they don't
I can't wait to leave my school and go to high school
Edgar Allan Poe is the best writer of all time; and I want to write just like he does
I have anger issues and a slight touch of ADD. It's pretty fun being me
I'm not a Twilight fan-tard like every other girl on this planet. Nor will I EVER be one.
I have 5 imaginary friends Onyx, Zev, Zephyr, Shaylee & Meia and they're all AWESOME!
Some of my loser friends think Im Chinese cuz my middle name is Lee -_-
They also think I do drugs and sell them cuz Im part Cuban
Alesana, Sleeping With Sirens, Attack Attack!, The Devil Wears Prada, Flyleaf, Disco Curtis, Black Veil Brides, The Medic Droid, Breathe Carolina, blessthefall, Haste the Day, Linkin Park, Muse, OneRepublic, Red, August Burns Red, Emery, Dead Poetic, Thousand Foot Krutch, Skillet
Favorite Video Games:
Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, Fable 2, Halo 3, Phantasy Star 0
Music Heavy Metal & Techno- Kellin Quinn- Andy Sixx- Yaoi- Books- Video Games- Poetry- Anime- Naruto- Death Note- Invader Zim- Mpreg- Soccer
Wanna-Bes- Morons- Yuri- Bright Lights- Death- Being Alone- Being Forgotten- A lot of other things
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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If people think you're goth/emo, copy and paste this on your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies instead
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
“Popularity’s overrated.” If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teen Americans would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them.
If you didn't know Shakespeare was bisexual before you read this, copy and paste to your profile!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. (I would say something about that BUT I know a guy who's in my grade and goes to my school and is of Indian background and his father owns a Deli/Convenient store...)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (OR I just don't like bright colors.. I like neon colors though..)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. (Yeeah.. thats FUNNY.. I didn't even know I was Cuban till LAST YEAR. And Ive been doing drugs since like.. psh.. NEVER)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (Do you know how many Puerto Ricans do that? And Im not bein' racist or discriminatory cuz Im Puerto Rican myself! My cousins do that, wear socks with their sandals..)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (A big what? This one I honestly don't get..)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Or Im just smart. Makes sense, no?)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Gross.. They're all jerks.. and ugly too. 'Cept for one.. he's not ugly..)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (I knew a Brazilian who had NO butt!)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 (That doesn't even make sense)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (No.. Im a virgin so I must not be a ho or a sex-addict.)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (Hmm.. maybe I am a little violent BUT THAT PROVES NOTHING!)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (No, I just like playing video games. Like pew pew pew! Ive been playing since I was like... 3 or somethin'. My first system was the Play Station.. the first one. And I still have it too!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I like fried chicken and kool-aid and Im not black..)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Uh, no. I just eat unlike all the anorexics and bulimics in America!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Im 13! I dont need to be in a relationship now! All I care about is music, video games, reading and my friends.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (No way, I actually plan to be friends with homosexuals just to freak my parents out.. Heehee)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (I am so not screwed up!)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (Ok now that's just messed up... even though three of my friends who are African-American believe that -_- Not helping...)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (That's so not true!)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Psh, Im WAY better than everyone else)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (Ew, Abercrombie & Hollister...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Or maybe I just like drawing.. Ever think of that? Im guessing not.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (But I'm not obese, loud-mouthed OR arrogant..!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (But I'm a girl...)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Depends on what you mean by 'cutter'. Wrist-cutter, or School-cutter?)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I WRITE A LOT OF POETRY, so I MUST be emo. (That's what a lot of people were thinking when I was in my poetry phase..)
How to Tell if You're a Writer (Bold the ones you do)
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
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