TheNonBlonde
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Joined 05-08-10, id: 724216, Profile Updated: 11-19-11
Author has written 6 stories for Thriller, Romance, Humor, Supernatural, and General.

Hey there, owner of computer!


My name is Amanda. Last name? Currently unknown by you. I am a something-year-old person in high school. I live in Somewhereville, Somestate, USA. I enjoy books, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

I kid, I kid. I don't actually like long walks on the beach! Those are dumb!

So, hiya! I'm thinking there are several reasons for your clicking on my profile. Wanna hear them?
1. You read one of my stories, thought it rocked, and decided to click on my name to find out what I'm all about.
2. One of your friends read one of my stories, thought it rocked, decided to click on my name to find out what I'm all about, and then told you about me.
3. You actually know me.
4. You googled something and this came up.
5. You mis-clicked and ended up here.

If 4 or 5 apply to you, please don't go away! I have a lot to offer to the world, you know. Let's see, I'm awesome, for one. I do a lot to reduce polution by sitting in my room and doing absolutely nothing. I...um...yeah, okay, so I don't really have a lot to offer the world. So what? I'm still awesome.

There's not really a lot I can do to tell you about myself. I'm painstakingly normal in almost every way possible, but hey, that's what makes me awesome, isn't it? Call me a nerd of epic proportions, but Doctor Who is my favorite TV show. I don't blame you if you don't know what that is, seeing as I'm American and the show is British, but hey, David Tennant is sexy, Matt Smith is getting there, and hello, British accents!!! Enough said. I read, like a ton. I could probably start running a library out of my house, I have that many books. I pretty much live on Facebook, which is pretty sad, but at least I admit it, right? Half of the funny stuff I say comes from Facebook Flair, I kid you not. I'm a horrible typist and that annoys a lot of people, but if you like me, you get over it. I'm painfully honest, and I will tell you if your butt looks big in those jeans. I hate anything and everything Twilight, Justin Bieber, and Kardashian, so don't even ask about it. I am addicted to music. If it's out there, I probably listen to it. My favorite band is Paramore. I love Breaking Benjamin, All Time Low, Sum 41, and Green Day too, though. Eighties music is pretty radical. John Hughes and Tim Burton rock my socks off. I have a zombie fetish. Seriously, if the Zombie Apocalypse came tomorrow, I'd probably be the only one celebrating. Batman is my favorite superhero. Why? Because Bruce Wayne is sexy and Spidermand and Superman are stupid. Iron Man is pretty cool though. I hate when people say, "legit." Kristen Stweart has the acting skill of a cardboard box, in my opinion. Same with Justin Bieber. Seeing him get shot on CSI made my life. I live by the phrase, "That's what she said," and use it at all the perfect times. I also like to add "in bed" to the end of the fortunes i get in fortune cookies. Dr. Pepper is my anti-drug, and pizza is the most amazing food ever. I hate it when my socks match. I can't play any sport to save my life. I can not draw a straight line, or anything else, for that matter. I write. A lot. Obviously. My favorite letter of the alphabet is purple. Coincidentally, that is also my favorite color. Converse are pretty majestic. Bad teeth is a turn-off for me. I like to paint my nails random colors. Flamingos are cool, but the walrus is my favorite animal. Why? Because it's like a vampire, but awesome. I hate fake tans. And the color pink. And girls who smell like vanilla. Seriously, what's the point of smelling like dessert? Flowers are much more attractive. I think emo kids have cool hair. Lady Gaga frightens me.

So much for there not being a lot I can tell you about myself, huh?

That's pretty much everything you need to know about me, though.

Wanna read my stuff? Cool.

Wanna chat? Go for it.

Wanna follow me on Twitter? Follow @TheNonBlonde

Wanna be friends? Heck yeah!

So, there you have it. I'm up for pretty much anything. Just don't be a creeper. That's my job. ;)

Love and Rockets,
Me.

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." -E.L. Doctorow

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I Picked My True Love With a Purple Pen by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
She likes being a bitch. The hothead likes messing with her. Her twin sister likes the hothead. The new kid has no clue what's going on. And then there are the secrets. Secrets about Jesse. Secrets she would rather forget. And these secrets are coming out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,694 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/26/2010
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue What She's Doing by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
High school is fun. Right? Not when your crazy best friend is plotting to overthrow the Queen Bee, the Queen Bee is plotting to kill you, you're plotting to steal her boyfriend, and her ex is... well, I haven't figured out what he's up to yet.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 213,937 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Complete
The Abundance of Paparazzi by a LITTLE bit extraordinary reviews
Sweetie, movie stars just don't act the drama. Movie stars are the drama.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,074 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011
The Staircase by inkwellgirl
Lost in a world of books, one boy has issues separating fantasy from reality.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
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The Not So Compelling Story Of A Girl Called Ellie reviews
Ellie Smith is not going to give up until the students of Tate Prep know what REALLY happened the night of that party. No more hearsay. No more rumors. The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Not from concentrate.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011
Last of the American Girls reviews
Carter and Audrey have been best friends since the sixth grade. Six years later they're seniors, and think they've pretty much got life figured out. But with new girls, heinous exes, and boys, they might just discover how much they've got left to learn.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011
The Morning After reviews
He woke up in a bathtub. In A strange house he'd never seen before. In a town he'd never heard of before. There's a woman downstairs making him breakfast. There's a pretty girl he wishes he knew. And why does everyone keep calling him Spencer?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Considering The Options
Hayley is in a band, but time is running out for their big break, and drama is running rampant in their lives. Will she be able to pull it all together in time for Battle of the Bands, or is Considering The Options done for good? Rated T for safety.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Published: 4/25/2011
Blue reviews
Follow the journey of two best friends from age five to eighty-five as they discover who they are and find out what love really is. Rated K .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010
Tormented reviews
They said I was lying. They said I was crazy. They should have listened to me. Rated T for adult situations and possible language.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010