Author has written 6 stories for Thriller, Romance, Humor, Supernatural, and General.
Hey there, owner of computer!
My name is Amanda. Last name? Currently unknown by you. I am a something-year-old person in high school. I live in Somewhereville, Somestate, USA. I enjoy books, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
I kid, I kid. I don't actually like long walks on the beach! Those are dumb!
So, hiya! I'm thinking there are several reasons for your clicking on my profile. Wanna hear them?
If 4 or 5 apply to you, please don't go away! I have a lot to offer to the world, you know. Let's see, I'm awesome, for one. I do a lot to reduce polution by sitting in my room and doing absolutely nothing. I...um...yeah, okay, so I don't really have a lot to offer the world. So what? I'm still awesome.
There's not really a lot I can do to tell you about myself. I'm painstakingly normal in almost every way possible, but hey, that's what makes me awesome, isn't it? Call me a nerd of epic proportions, but Doctor Who is my favorite TV show. I don't blame you if you don't know what that is, seeing as I'm American and the show is British, but hey, David Tennant is sexy, Matt Smith is getting there, and hello, British accents!!! Enough said. I read, like a ton. I could probably start running a library out of my house, I have that many books. I pretty much live on Facebook, which is pretty sad, but at least I admit it, right? Half of the funny stuff I say comes from Facebook Flair, I kid you not. I'm a horrible typist and that annoys a lot of people, but if you like me, you get over it. I'm painfully honest, and I will tell you if your butt looks big in those jeans. I hate anything and everything Twilight, Justin Bieber, and Kardashian, so don't even ask about it. I am addicted to music. If it's out there, I probably listen to it. My favorite band is Paramore. I love Breaking Benjamin, All Time Low, Sum 41, and Green Day too, though. Eighties music is pretty radical. John Hughes and Tim Burton rock my socks off. I have a zombie fetish. Seriously, if the Zombie Apocalypse came tomorrow, I'd probably be the only one celebrating. Batman is my favorite superhero. Why? Because Bruce Wayne is sexy and Spidermand and Superman are stupid. Iron Man is pretty cool though. I hate when people say, "legit." Kristen Stweart has the acting skill of a cardboard box, in my opinion. Same with Justin Bieber. Seeing him get shot on CSI made my life. I live by the phrase, "That's what she said," and use it at all the perfect times. I also like to add "in bed" to the end of the fortunes i get in fortune cookies. Dr. Pepper is my anti-drug, and pizza is the most amazing food ever. I hate it when my socks match. I can't play any sport to save my life. I can not draw a straight line, or anything else, for that matter. I write. A lot. Obviously. My favorite letter of the alphabet is purple. Coincidentally, that is also my favorite color. Converse are pretty majestic. Bad teeth is a turn-off for me. I like to paint my nails random colors. Flamingos are cool, but the walrus is my favorite animal. Why? Because it's like a vampire, but awesome. I hate fake tans. And the color pink. And girls who smell like vanilla. Seriously, what's the point of smelling like dessert? Flowers are much more attractive. I think emo kids have cool hair. Lady Gaga frightens me.
So much for there not being a lot I can tell you about myself, huh?
That's pretty much everything you need to know about me, though.
Wanna read my stuff? Cool.
Wanna chat? Go for it.
Wanna follow me on Twitter? Follow @TheNonBlonde
Wanna be friends? Heck yeah!
So, there you have it. I'm up for pretty much anything. Just don't be a creeper. That's my job. ;)
Love and Rockets,
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." -E.L. Doctorow