Mayonaka Naze
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Joined 05-11-10, id: 724775, Profile Updated: 08-18-11
Author has written 4 stories for Nature, Life, Family, and Mystery.

Name: I'm not going to risk my life! What if YOU have the Death Note? UH!? -stares-

Age: in my teens ;)

Live: Doimican Republic

Languages: I can talk Spanish, English, Japanese and a bit of Italian.

My Favorite Books the Twilight Saga, the Vampire Academy Series, the House of Night Series

My Favorite Colors are PURPLE!!, black, green, yellow and silver.

My Fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2198127/Mayonaka_Naze

Album of photos from "The Truth behind Purple Eyes": http:///albums/ae277/MidnightLiz/Fanfiction/The/


Random Things!

ABCDEFG, gummy bears are chasing me! One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe! Now I'm running for my life, 'cuz the red one has a knife!

Roses are red, violets are blue, stalkers beware, I know kung fu!!

Britney: F*k you, f*k you, f*k you, you're cool, f*k you, I'm out.

I really don't know what to put here anymore, so...TACOS!!!

It would be so epic if cops yelled "PIKACHUUUUUUUU!" when they tazed somebody!!

Take a left on Crazy, keep going until you hit Insane. Follow that down to Lunatic, turn right on Insomniac, way past Retarded and there you are, at my place!

Karma and I have one thing in common: she is one HELLOVA BITCH!

Yes, I am one of those weird people that will yell at a book, say the lines of her favorite movies and freak out if someone takes her book away. What's your point?

You are as pointless as a white crayon.

I'm fearlessly terrified, blissfully indifferent, hopefully desperate, trustingly skeptical, I'm a dreaming realist who is everywhere & nowhere, dare you to find me.

I think I found the cure for stupidity...a shock collar...if it doesn't stop the stupidity at least you can get a laugh from watching them flail around.

Marriage is like a deck of cards: to begin, all you need is two hearts and a diamond, then later, you're looking for a club and a fukin' spade!

(Also: Men are like a deck of cards: you have to have a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to hit them over the head and a spade to bury the fukers.)

Stick that in you juice box and SUCK IT!

My dream job: Driving the KARMA BUS!!!

It's called an accident in the woods, and murder on the street. Anyone wanna go hunting?

"Me: Mom! I got an A on my Biology exam!

Mom: WTF, that's amazing!

Me: Um...mom, do you know what WTF means?

Mom: Pss! Obviously! It means Wow That's Fantastic!"

I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!

OMG! THE RAIN'S WET!

I'm not DIS--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.

God made men first, then he had a better idea!

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan goes, "Oh, shit, she's up!"

I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand!

SAT = Sick And Twisted

"A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect." - Chinese Proverb

"Find a job you enjoy, and you'll never have to work a day in your life." - Confucious

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." - William Shakespeare

"An optimist sees the rose and not its thorns; a pessimist stares at the thorns, oblivious to the rose." - Kahlil Gibran

"That's right! Show that you're the protagonist by beating on random people!"

"...because people were like 'calm the f--k down.' and I was like 'Well why don't you-'! Okay."

"Traumatic pause. Wait for it... wait... wait for it, wait for it...wait..."

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partyting before studing, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and see how much Life likes lemons then!"

"Do you think I'm emo? No, wait, don't answer that..."

"Good job! You failed epically."

-What will you do with a brain if you had one?

-Teamwork is everyone doing what I say.

-Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

-It's for me to know, and for you to find out!

-Classic sayings help a lot.

-Writers block is when your characters get tired of everything you do to them and go on strike.

-All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional.

-Once an idiot, always an idiot.

-One person's masterpiece is another person's piece of crap that should never been created in the first place.

Anything involving me is the best!

I always tell the truth. The last sentence was a lie.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

PURPLE MONKEYS SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! BEWARE, THEY HAVE FORKS I TELL YOU...FORKS!

After God created the world, he made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait, it's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

Why don't you go lick a road!?

Impossible is impossible

You could put it that way, or you could say I make women and children go boom and when the military tried to stop me...well...boom!

YOU LITTLE beeeeeeeeeep!! YOU GONNA WISH YOU NEVA BEEN beeeeeeeep BORN!! I'M GONNA CUT OF YO' beeeeeeeeeeeeep AND BURN IT IN YO' FACE YOU beeeeeeeeeeeeeep!! STOP beeeeeeeeep-ING CENSORING MY beeeeeeeeeep-ING LANGUAGE!

“(insert name) you’re such a fuck ass!” someone bursts laughing. “What? Did you just called me a fuck ass?!” “(insert name) it’s enough!” “You can go suck a fuck!” “WTF? (insert name) how exactly can someone suck a fuck?!” “Oh you want me to tell ya’?” “Please do.” Someone says “What’s a fuck ass?”

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be destroyed.

A: I'm so hot! I make the sun jealous! HA!

B: But you said you were cool and now you’re hot? Explain you self!

A: My temperature is changeable!! I’m hottcoolness&awesomness!

It’s very hard to challenge my coolness

"See? I tell you I can read minds and you think there's something wrong with you." Edward Cullen, Twilight

Yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why it's called present.

ABC (Arrogant but Cool) Association

DASH (Dangerous Aura Society for Hotties)

CIA (Cuties In Action)

SOS (Society Of Swords)

PA (Pain in the Ass)

Using the art of ignoring retards is so much easier

Diahorrea is the key to smashing marshmallows with a hammer.

when it comes to flamers, in the name of fire, I will punish you!

Screw medical science, I have cheese!

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

There is no half singing in the shower; you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again.” I’m thinking. “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?

I'm the kind of person that can listen to music all day long

I'm the kind of person who loves Asia, And don't care that people say it's lame

I'm the kind of person who can sit hours and hours by the computer, without beeing stressed to death or missing a single homework

I'm the kind of person who has hard to see what's left and what's right

Lady Gaga taught me it's okay to be different.

Kesha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for the person I love.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taulor Swift taught me that not every girl/guy is going to treat me well.

Michael Jackson taught me to love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.

You say Blackberry, I say Ipod. You say pink, I say purple. You say retarded, I say random. You say stupid, I say cool. Copy and paste this if you consider you think diferently.

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
Shopping is torture
Played with hot wheels cars as a kid
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You at some point loved Power Rangers
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

Don't you just hate it when...

You wake up, but don't feel like P.Diddy,
E.T. calls home, but accidentally calls you,
Spongebob finds out you like Krabby Patties,
You show up to a party wearing the same thing as Lady Gaga,
Edward reads your mind.
You find out your father is Darth Vader.
It rains, and Rihanna has your umbrella.
Your closet won't let you go to Narnia.
Lady Gaga keeps poking your face.
You miss the train to Hogwarts and have to take the flying car.
Michael Buble hasn't met you yet.
Britney Spears won't stop asking you where Amy is.
Paris keeps asking you to be her new BFF.
Angelina Jolie adopts you.
Today is just one of those days.

If you are one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you said something totally random and out of the blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS: How to diss a pickup line!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Stupid Questions! and the Funny answers! :D

1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?

Of all the colors! The rainbow kind! :D

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?

Watermelon?? ……… ……… ……… ………… ……What’s a watermelon?

3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?

Well, maybe…if it’s there I’ll give I’ll give it to the pink flamingoes that want to control the world!! I will not allow any PINK flamingo take over the world, because PURPLE flamingoes WILL take over the world!! ALL HAIL TO THE PURPLE FLAMINGOES!!

4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?

NOOOO!! :D My house is the cleanest thing you’ll ever see in your whole life…or not?

5. What would you change about your living room?

The walls, the floor, the rugs, the paintings the sofas and the people in it…just basically nothing! ;)

6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?

-.-“ Aren’t they supposed to be clean? That’s why they were invented!!

7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?

I'm sure many other people like mushrooms in their pantries, but personally I don't trust them. If I put them in the pantry, it would give them an opportunity to conspire with the canned tuna. So no canned mushrooms for my pantry!

8. White or wheat bread?

Traduction for the question= Normal or the most disgusting thing? I choose normal (white)! YAY for the white!!

9. What is on top of your refrigerator?

Um…nothing! The refrigerator SOMEONE gave me isn’t worth to have the privilege to have something on top of it!!

10. What color is your sofa?

Purple! I love purple! So, it’s purple if I say so!!

11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?

It’s purple, too! It likes hanging with the purple sofa! :D

12. How many plants are in your home?

Zero -sama ! WHY? Because HE killed all of them with his Geass!! That Batman-wanna-be!! :@

13. How many candles are in your home?

As many as how old the sand clock is.

14. Is your bed made right now?

Duh! Obviously and utterly NOT! That’ll give the impression that I’m organized!! YUCK!

15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?

A coffee pot colored?? In what world do we live?! Coffees pots aren’t supposed to be colored, so we can tell if it has coffee or not!

16. Electric or standard can opener?

I don’t know. I only care AS LONG IT’S OPEN!!

27. Comet or Soft Scrub?

What the are those things!!

28. Is your closet organized?

Hahahahaha! Organized…that’s the dumbest idea I’ve heard or read.

29. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?

Why do you ask? You should know by now! It’s purple like all the things in my house! When I go to sleep they all start a purple party without me because they all hate me!! :’(

30. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?

Uh, I am I supposed I have junk in it? Um…to be honest I don’t know what you are talking about!

31. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?

Plastic lasts forever but I prefer glass because it’s made out of sand and it reminds me of the ocean and I like the ocean! :D

32. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?

No. it’s always full of human blood. A doctor told me it was high in proteins, vitamins, etc. I think he was a vampire…oh, BTW, did I tell you that someone in the school disappeared yesterday? Weird…but anyways, let’s continue with these useless questions! :D

33. Do your garage is cluttered?

WHAT?? I HAVE A GARAGE!! YAY! Now I can hide all my friends: the illegal immigrants and all ‘Most Wanted’ by the SWAT, CIA and FBI!!

34. Curtains or blinds?

Curtains are for freaks! My eyesight is great, thank you!!

35. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Pillows? Feh. You still use those antique stuff? I sleep on marshmallows!!

36. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?

None, the aliens came and abducted them because they wanted to make their onvi more noticeable.

37. How many fans are in your home?

Depends. Are you talking about fans=fanatics or fans=the ones that I use to cool down when there’s no energy power to turn on my lovely air conditioner?

I have no fans(2)! But I have many fans(1)!! :D Everyone loves me!!

38. How often do you vacuum?

Enough to be called infrequently frequent.

39. Standard toothbrush or electric?

WHAT!? Are you calling my toothbrush standard? I’m insulted! My toothbrush isn’t standard or electric! It’s so much more than that!!

40. What color is your toothbrush?

Purple!! :D (You should know by now!)

41. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?

Why? How I have to welcome now? I welcomed the ‘Most Wanted’ and the illegal immigrants! Now, you want me to welcome Nazis?!

42. What is in your oven right now?

YAY! You are giving me an oven!! :D

43. Is your microwave clean or dirty?

Did you know that the oven you gave exploded today?? I don’t wanted more of your defective things!! -.-

44. Is there anything under your bed.

Yeah! There’s the secret stairs to my secret dungeon, where I put all my secret things. For some reason I call it the secret room, I wonder why…

45. Chore you hate doing the most?

Feeding the dragons. Arg! Those flying reptiles need an education class. Jeez!

46. What retro items are in your home?

My hippie glasses and my grandma. Yo, sista! Wassup?

47. If you have a yard, who mows it?

My goat! She so beautiful, I called her Betty! :p

48. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?

Yeah…all the food and broken glasses…just don’t ask why.

49. How many mirrors are in your home?

None! We are all a family of blood-sucking freaks and we don’t like to see NOT see us in a mirror

50. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?

yeah! I have my fists, my forehead, my swords, my collection of guns, my powers, my wolfs, to resume I’m very protected! ;D

51. What does your home smell like right now?

Wow, very difficult question!! Um…I just can’t describe it it smells just like something I know… Air! Yeah, that’s it! It smells just like air!!

52. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?

HAHAHA! You won’t get me in that trap of yours! First a garage, then a welcome mat, an oven and finally a microwave! Now you want me to have a refrigerator with prickles??

If you advertize more of your dysfunctional stuff to me, you’ll have serious problems with me and the SWAT, FIB, CII (Center of International Intelligence), CIA, the Illegal Immigrants, the ‘Most Wanted’, the wolfs, etc. All of that to resume they’re the MN’sSPF (Mayonaka Naze’s Special Protection Force)

53. Who are in the pictures you displayed?

Oh! So now you’re stalking me? Where did you see that photo? And what photo are we talking about?

Okay, I feel like I’m bothering you, sorry, I’ll tell you. Since all my family is a vampire, I capture people in pictures. I need to eat those souls! I need them to live!!--I mean, uh, I don't have pictures. And they're not displayed. Anywhere

54. Ever been on your roof?

Duh! Who doesn’t? I get on it because I have to contact my friend, Klopsdtriuskpoer, she’s from the Gloseuy galaxy. She my best friend! :D

55. Do you own a stereo?

Uh! Duh-uh! How do you think I contact with Klopsdtriuskpoer?

56. How many tvs do you have?

The other box I use to capture people and torture them by doing foolish shows that will destroy their and everyone else’s (except my mine’s) mind? Well, yeah…but that is none of your importance! Get out of my house!!

57. How many house phones?

Keh! House phones, as if I'd actually want my house to call somebody... You should never go into comedy, you heart that? You suck at funny! And didn’t I told you to get out of my freaking house!! Get out of her or I’ll call the MN’sSPF!!

58. Do you have a housekeeper?

No! Pss. That’s soo yesterday! You’re so far behind!! XD Random People come to our house and start cleaning because they have this disease that makes people wanna clean everything even if it’s not theirs.

59. Is there a smoke detector in your home?

Tsk. Tsk. Read 52 again, to refresh your memory……… MN’sSPF, attack now, with everything you’ve got but leave him alive I want to torture it! Capture him in the tv!!

60. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one trip?

A disco ball, my ipod--wait a minute! We’re talking about fires right? Okay…(dramatic pause)…repeat the question!!

61. Do you know how to work your electrical box?

There's a box of electricity? OMG! That Ben Franklin dude was such a dumb, there was a freaking BOX of that electricity the whole time!! And he didn’t know it! What a dumbass!

62. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?

That sort of depends. Am I trying to cook them alive or cryogenically freeze them?

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The Death Game by Storyteller33 reviews
10 people with nothing to lose, one building, and 24 hours to escape. What can possibly go wrong?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011
Shakespearean Poetry by DemonRider404
A collection of Shakespearean-like poetry that I put together.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 618 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Wild Bird by DemonRider404 reviews
If you set a wild bird free and it returns, then it was meant to be.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Complete
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The Truth behind Purple Eyes
These Japanese twins are spies. They have to track down a runaway mad scientist that's making illegal experiments. Meanwhile, they go to school like normal teenagers. There they meet Kamille Windsmill. How does she fit in this story?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Published: 8/18/2011
Mother
You give your life for me. You exhaust yourself for me. You give up everything for me. A poem dedicated to my mother in the Mother's Day.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Life
My comparisons of life and oceans. Hope you like it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
Ocean reviews
My thoughts of the ocean since the earthquake/tsunami in Japan. Hope you enjoy.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete