I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.

Jules prefers the cyber world to the real one, until she meets someone who could flip her perspective upside down.

What do you do when your grandma wants to set you up on twenty-eight blind dates? Get a pretend boyfriend.

Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?

Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.

What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!

Having my iPod die on me made me realize some things. Like guys, for one. Not a big thing, REALLY...but why is Crispin, the popular bad-boy, talking to me? Okay, so I stared at him because I was bored. Big deal! Rated T for Course Language.

A collection of one-shots all about our favorite family of manwhores: the Mastersons. REMOVED.

Just something I came up with while bored.Hope you enjoy!

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I knew I should have worn my trusty Converse. Sturdy and safe. But no, I went with the damn high heels, and perfume called 'French Kiss', and it all unraveled from there. One-shot, complete. Best if read while listening to the song 'Paralyzer' .

My dear," his eyes gleamed wickedly as his frown turned into a sardonic smirk, "everything about us has been a contradiction from the day we were born." -- This is the original story of the Princess, the Pauper and the Knight... With a messed up twist.

2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?

One-shot. I wanted, wished, and fantasized to press myself against him and kiss him senselessly. He was never suppose to know that. But he knows. Just kill me, kill me now.

Eric Knight is a late-night DJ who fell in love with one of his callers. Now the whole city knows they've broken up. And Eric's miserable. If only she would call in.

(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."

Finn learns a very important lesson from a girl at his school's fundraiser carnival: rain checks are for pansies. Inspired by the TaD writing prompt from issue #4.

ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”

You shouldn't lie because it just might make him want to kiss you. Oneshot.

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

Kimberly was a responsible 22-year-old woman. Her parents died two years ago and she has since then kick-started her life. But what happens when moving in with her little sister to where two young and handsome guys live is the only option? Can she keep her stripper job a secret from all three of them and move on with her life?

To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!

Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!