InnocentSarcasm
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Author has written 2 stories for Romance.
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Glances Into the Minds of the Unfortunate by DevonnyAuriel reviews
I suddenly developed the ability of telepathy with men. But not charming men. No, I can only communication with nerds. And if that wasn't bad enough they've now deemed me their matchmaker. God, just smite me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,639 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/5/2009
Romeo by LeKat reviews
Jules prefers the cyber world to the real one, until she meets someone who could flip her perspective upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,511 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Creating the Perfect Boyfriend by IncapableDreams reviews
What do you do when your grandma wants to set you up on twenty-eight blind dates? Get a pretend boyfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,349 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 10/5/2009
100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,646 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
The Apocalypse by Weeping Duck reviews
Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,497 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,294 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Unplugged by writesstuff reviews
Having my iPod die on me made me realize some things. Like guys, for one. Not a big thing, REALLY...but why is Crispin, the popular bad-boy, talking to me? Okay, so I stared at him because I was bored. Big deal! Rated T for Course Language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010
Masterpiece by All Over You reviews
A collection of one-shots all about our favorite family of manwhores: the Mastersons. REMOVED.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/27/2010
All Things Good by ohsnapples reviews
Just something I came up with while bored.Hope you enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Skylight Castle by cu-kid reviews
Classifieds/ Apartments/ Unfurnished/ Skylight Castle Apartments:1&2BR Avail Now! Lovely hardwood floors, spacious living rooms, dishwasher, fireplace; onsite prkg/laundry, daemon exterminations, & resident poltergeist included.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010
Paralyzer by schradez007 reviews
I knew I should have worn my trusty Converse. Sturdy and safe. But no, I went with the damn high heels, and perfume called 'French Kiss', and it all unraveled from there. One-shot, complete. Best if read while listening to the song 'Paralyzer' .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Contradiction by Alyssa Rae reviews
My dear," his eyes gleamed wickedly as his frown turned into a sardonic smirk, "everything about us has been a contradiction from the day we were born." -- This is the original story of the Princess, the Pauper and the Knight... With a messed up twist.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010
Breathing Life Into a Statue by eleine kruez reviews
2nd Ep added -- FIN Put on the spot, rich bratty Adrienne Clarke picks a random stranger and declares him to be her devoted boyfriend. What happens when two very different people are forced to act in love with each other when they really aren't?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,796 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Because I Fell For You by IncapableDreams reviews
One-shot. I wanted, wished, and fantasized to press myself against him and kiss him senselessly. He was never suppose to know that. But he knows. Just kill me, kill me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Knight Shift by jeepers09 reviews
Eric Knight is a late-night DJ who fell in love with one of his callers. Now the whole city knows they've broken up. And Eric's miserable. If only she would call in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Carnival High by Le Meg reviews
Finn learns a very important lesson from a girl at his school's fundraiser carnival: rain checks are for pansies. Inspired by the TaD writing prompt from issue #4.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Branded by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! “You’ve been branded, my dear.” I jolted at the sound of his voice so close to my ear. Thierry was leaning over me from behind, his chin grazing my right shoulder. “Should I take away your white-out?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
I Love it When She Lies by its.Nothing.Special reviews
You shouldn't lie because it just might make him want to kiss you. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Stripping You and Your Love by Nereids reviews
Kimberly was a responsible 22-year-old woman. Her parents died two years ago and she has since then kick-started her life. But what happens when moving in with her little sister to where two young and handsome guys live is the only option? Can she keep her stripper job a secret from all three of them and move on with her life?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 271,161 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
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The Intruder reviews
"He's a caterpillar f**ker who keeps on making my life even more complicated than it is already"I yelled only to receive a lot of eye blinking and coughs"He is behind me"I asked,he being my brother lost best friend who when I turned to look was smirking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2011
Getting Screwed and The Rest reviews
He liked her. she didn't know.She didn't like him, he choosed to ignore.What is a girl supposed to do when a guy shows up in cute SpongeBob boxers to save her from a bridezilla? Apparently she is to pretend they are sleeping together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011