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Joined 05-12-10, id: 724855, Profile Updated: 12-13-13
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, and Life.

Delivered Straight to Your Door:

12/13/13: instead of you know, actually updating my wips, I'm doing an editing sweep of this now that i have a fresh view on it & more feedback.

So far I've done 2/18 chapters... but i just got off work a couple hours ago & i'm on call all weekend & have got morning shift tomorrow & sunday morning... so I'm going to bed.

At this rate, i'll finish all these stories by the time i retire... not really, just 2 years of med school left then i'll have the free time (and energy) to work on these.

Shot to Hell:

not nearly as religious or hell & damnation as it sounds... it's not at all serious so don't be skeeved.

Planet Hopping from the Law:

08/05/11: This is not abandoned. But I am just lazy, and this story actually has a significant plot line and so I sort of keep setting it on the backburner...

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
SLASH.“Go to hell.” “Yes, sir” Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor Seaton Andrews isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,109 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
You'll Thank Me Later by Adenil reviews
A psychic detective predicts a man's death. Hilarity ensues. Slash. A bit 'o angst.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Movement by currentlyaway reviews
The first thing he ever sees is her swinging left orange Converse shoe; it’s dirty, scratched and doodled on. And he can’t stop staring. Romantic, pointless one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
Juxtaposition: Right & Wrong by OldKatherineJames reviews
Twoshot. "What did you just say?" "Absolutely nothing." "A...Snickers?" "No. I lied. You're being an ass and won't illegally alter my grades, so I'm denying you the heaven of chocolate." "I'm being good teacher -- " "Keep telling yourself that."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Santa's Little Helper by x-Serena reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a selfish, overbearing elf. This elf, no matter how hard he tried, couldn't keep his eyes off of Mega's seasonal twenty-two year old asshole of a high school dropout Santa. Slash, merry Christmas 09, magalina!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Going Native by d'Neronique reviews
mm The school Republican finds himself in love with the school Lesbian. In an attempt to woo her, he joins the GSA and makes a few unexpected friends along the way. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
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Two Bowls for Breakfast reviews
Her sarcastic and bitter thoughts differ greatly from what she says aloud. Her true emotions greatly differ from the ones she expresses. Her perception of events differs greatly from reality. And all of this really sucks for the poor guy who likes her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012
The Dogs of War reviews
Mark would see to it that Sean, 'Professional' Dog-Walker and his own personal nightmare, never came near his front lawn again. Too bad Sean finds out that Mark's bark is far worse than his bite. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,255 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011
Shot to Hell reviews
When Trent died, Skylar Lan was appointed as his spirit guide through purgatory. But Sky's too busy trying to conquer the immortal realm to help Trent reach salvation. Hell is other people, is it not? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,412 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011
Didn't You Know, Baby, Ignorance is Bliss reviews
about ptsd... or it's supposed to be, if you squint?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Delivered Straight to Your Door reviews
Andrew didn't know the love of his life was the man he'd been delivering pizzas to for months after the creep had first answered the door with "I love you, can I f*** you?" This wasn't fate. This was because Jason had memorized Drew's work schedule. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,202 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Planet Hopping from the Law
Rxill, an officer of the Pan-Galactic Council Police who dreams of only culinary fame, ends up on the run from the law after a SPAM-mat accident causes him to switch bodies with Sam, the illegal alien he had been attempting to arrest. M for cursing
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,267 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011