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Joined 05-12-10, id: 724890, Profile Updated: 06-26-15
Author has written 17 stories for Romance, Humor, Love, Friendship, Politics, General, Family, Horror, and Sci-Fi.

When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end. (Bella Swan)

I adore Sirius Black, scary movies, Disney, reading, writing, buttered toast, apples, my awesome friends, Harry Potter, Jane Austen, Summer, the beach, clear blue skies, and listening to music.

A few of my favourite things...

Books: "Harry Potter" by J.K Rowling, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll, "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen, "Paper Towns" by John Green; "Looking for Alaska" by John Green, "Will Grayson, Will Grayson" by John Green, "The Shining" by Stephen King, "To Kill A Mockingbird" by Harper Lee, "The Hunger Games Trilogy" by Suzanne Collins, "Wuthering Heights" by Emily Bronte, "The Twilight Saga" by Stephanie Meyer, "Beyond Black" by Hilary Mantel, "The Vampire Diaries" by L.J Smith, "The Gallagher Girl Series" by Ally Carter, "The Morganville Vampire Series" by Rachel Caine, "New Moan" by Stefordy Mayo, "The Perks of being a Wallflower" by Stephen Chbosky, "Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka, "Lord of the Rings" by J. R. R. Tolkien

Music: A-ha, AC/DC, All Time Low, Gabrielle Aplin, The Beatles, Billy Lockett, Ben Howard, Billy Idol, Blondie, Bon Jovi, Breathe Carolina, Bonnie Tyler, Cartel, Darren Criss, The Dresden Dolls, Ed Sheeran, Elton John, Emilie Autumn, Florence and the Machine, Framing Hanley, Green Day, Guns 'N' Roses, Kings Of Leon, Lawson, The Little Million, McFly, My Chemical Romance, Mumford and Sons, NeverShoutNever, Oasis, One Night Only, Paramore, Slipknot, t.A.T.u, Thin Lizzy, Train, Twenty Twenty, Yellowcard, You Me At Six, Young Guns, 3OH!3

Movies: "Another Cinderella Story"; "EPIC MOVIE"; "Ghost"; "Dirty Dancing"; "Grease"; "Harry Potter"; "Romeo and Juliet"; "Catch Me If You Can"; "Lord of the Rings"; "Leon"; "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"; "Death Note"; "One Missed Call"; "Ju-On"; "Step Brothers"; "Trust"; "Love Actually"; "Orphan"; "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"; "Coraline"; "The Nightmare Before Christmas"; "The Corpse Bride"; "Beauty and the Beast"; "Peter Pan"; "Zombieland"; "No Strings Attached"; "Moulin Rouge"; "The Holiday"; "Bridesmaids"; "The Woman in Black"; "Dawn of the Dead"; "Insidious"; "Insidious: Chapter 2"; "The Conjuring"; "The Fault in Our Stars"

TV Programmes: The Inbetweeners, F.r.i.e.n.d.s, Scrubs, True Blood, Doctor Who, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock The Week, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, The Mighty Boosh, The Vampire Diaries, Glee, Merlin, Celebrity Juice, Pride and Prejudice (1995 T.V. Mini Series), The Originals, American Horror Story, Supernatural, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones

Stuff: Hilarious quotes, innuendoes, holidays, sunny weather, snowy days, delicious food, jeans, baggy tops, iPod, fun, CONVERSE!!!

I have a facebook fan page, and I would appreciate it if everyone could support me by liking it: http://www.facebook.com/OfficialEmilyBarronPage

"And in that moment, I swear we were infinite," - The Perks of being a Wallflower

I also have a fanfiction account under the same username; if you're interested, go check out my fanfictions about Harry Potter and his crew; also including those mischievous marauders and a certain teenage villain.

I tend to fall in love with fictional characters

Please read everything by Lizzie In Wonderland, tannyapple and Dreamer-Deadly-Nightshade because they're awesome :)

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Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem by Anonymous Soul reviews
Liz never imagined that she'd meet her prince charming for the first time stark naked, running through the school cafeteria. Guess it's a good thing she never believed in love at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/1/2020 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Skinny Jeans and Love Drunk Dreams by Anonymous Soul reviews
The potential sequel to "Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem". See authors note at end of last chapter in "Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem" for more information.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,624 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010
New Students by jaliwo reviews
Seventeen-year-old Ava Locke is a junior in high school. Her wish for a less monotonous life is fulfilled when two new students, Matt Andrews and Ben Whitman, arrive. With them, Ava learns more about life and herself than she ever thought possible.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 199,459 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
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Youth reviews
Ariel Vale is a well known internet sensation, known for her extremely popular YouTube videos. Her online presence and popularity is growing rapidly, but she's about to discover a lot more about being in the celebrity lime-light when a photo of her and her best friend suddenly circulates...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/12/2017
Attraction
Ally and Cammie are best friends, and have been for a long time. During a girl's night in, the two best friends discover something between them that might be a little more than friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Complete
From Behind the Mask
I don't know what it is about you, but the mask disappears and the real me emerges from the darkness. With you I don't need my mask / a poem
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Complete
Project 9
I couldn't afford to fail. I had my whole life ahead of me. I didn't want to die. I felt an unfamiliar warmth encase my hand as someone entwined their fingers with mine. "Run."
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Complete
Survival reviews
"The door slams shut and you take a deep, sharp breath. The man had taken no notice of you; he hadn't even looked at you. Maybe, just maybe, there was a slight chance..." a chance for your survival.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Complete
What Disney Didn't Teach Me reviews
Disney is well known for its ability to impress certain beliefs and stereotypes upon young children; this is what Disney didn't teach me as a child. A POEM.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Complete
You Say I'm Lazy reviews
I need you to listen. But you're not listening / a poem
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Complete
My Coffee House Love reviews
She is a mystery layered in jumpers and novels, surrounded by intoxicating coffee flavoured smells / a love poem
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
11:11 Wishes
I'm still clinging to the memory of you / a poem
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Complete
Trying to Survive
I don't blame you for not understanding, but I wish you did.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Complete
Tampons reviews
To the men who think that tampons are a luxury item: A spoken word poem
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Complete
Best Friend reviews
To my best friend, with love.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Complete
Mine reviews
She smiles my smile, wears my clothes, drinks my coffee. She is mine.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Complete
Hate reviews
I had to do an assignment for my Creative Writing seminar, this was the product of said assignment. Aimed at no-one in particular.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Complete
The Sweet, Sweet Passion of Immaturity reviews
"High School is the best time of your life, enjoy it whilst you can" – they obviously haven't spent time in my shoes. High School is not fun, especially when you go to the same school as Tommy bloody Sharpe, the towns' infamous heartthrob. He is the most arrogant boy I have ever met, and has made it his ambition to humiliate me until I die, or at least, until I've left school...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010
Unmasking Pandora reviews
Seth Kaufman is a normal boy, with a normal family and a normal life. The only thing abnormal about him is his reoccurring dream he has about a box and a girl called Pandora. At seventeen years of age, he still sees the dream as just that: a dream.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012
Winter Wonderland
This is what I woke up too one cold morning... Something I wrote for my GCSE English Coursework.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete