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Joined 05-13-10, id: 725001, Profile Updated: 10-18-10
Author has written 1 story for Romance.

Greetings! :D

Well, hi. We're Natasha and Callie, and we write slash, as well as the occasional non-slash story.(:

Stories By Callie:

-Master Plan of Ingeniousness

Stories By Natasha:

-None Currently

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Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
Unrequited by All Good Things reviews
It’s tough being a gay guy when the only person you’re in love with is straight and the only person in love with you is a girl. SKoW Nominee.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,153 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Pick Me Up by 0Tabby reviews
After a long bout of drug-abusive boyfriends, Craig finally meets someone that doesn't drink, do drugs, or sleep around. There is an unfortunate catch, though: he's straight. Slash, M/M, gay, et cetera. / temp hiatus
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,091 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
A Kiss With A Fist by Luce-Juice reviews
COMPLETE! jamie and liam are roommates who've hated eachother since they first met - until liam sees jamie naked. But what will it take to make jamie love him back? mxm slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,467 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Above the Influence by iBrandi reviews
SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Cheesecake by Caseus reviews
You can do a lot more with cheesecake than just eating it... from a plate // smut because I need to. Slash like always. Oneshot because I'm lazy, like always. Dedicated to Ryette. And... is kinda bad? XD IMO, at least. Expect to laugh more than blush. :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Boning Lauren by The Sham reviews
SLASH/MM It's Halloween. Mikah and Lauren are working as "scarers" at a haunted barn/corn maze. Two teenage boys alone in a barn house loft YAY SMUT. Warnings: Slash/gay sex, Napoleon Dynamite reference, hardcore gay porno, and YOUR FACE HAH. For James.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Road to Anywhere reviews
He is, in many regards, the stereotypical hipster. Vintage shirts, tight jeans, library full of bands I've never heard of, hair 'artfully' tousled. And he's my guilty pleasure. Slash, Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
The List by cheeseboi reviews
Aiden has a list with no number one. Cameron is eager to help him out. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
CMB by Bushyasta reviews
A cute smile. A little secret. A little fun. A lot of slash. A little truth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
A Creepy Anthology by aRedMoon
Sequel to Just Creepy - Starring our two favorite gayfags, Ryan and Brandon, this anthology will go over their next year together, cumulating with the following Valentine's Day. m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,278 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
Santa's Little Helper by x-Serena reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a selfish, overbearing elf. This elf, no matter how hard he tried, couldn't keep his eyes off of Mega's seasonal twenty-two year old asshole of a high school dropout Santa. Slash, merry Christmas 09, magalina!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
One Week Ago by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
Sequel to Two Days Ago. Slash. Cade’s been acting weird, and I can’t figure out why. But I know it all started one week ago when his Super Rainbow Stalker showed up at his door at 8 in the morning and—oh. That twink is going down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Just Creepy by aRedMoon reviews
First Ryan wakes up late, and then some creepy person's broken into his locker... what else can go wrong here? And on that cursed Valentine's Day too! m/m, slight language
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Powder Days by Lyrical12 reviews
All skiers really want is a good powder day. But when Chris meets an infuriating, irresistible snowboarder while on vacation, he finds that he may want something more. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Oblivious by Rosegirl29 reviews
Sometimes dreams are real/Yaoi/Slash/Lemon
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Identical by Ryette reviews
Slash. Oneshot. Holden and Tanner are complete opposites, and they both want the same guy- their mutual and straight best friend Tommy. And Tommy’s got his own plan involving the two temperamental boys....
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Coulrophobia by whoa hey there reviews
For Alton, the only thing worse than a clown was getting hit on by a clown. Or so he thought. Oneshot. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Peach Dreams by Denny Starbucks reviews
SLASH,INCEST. never leave a fourteen-year-old boy alone to entertain his thoughts about peaches and other boys.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
The Window Bed by Caseus reviews
Jerry and Travis absolutely hate each other, more than Travis hates camping. But when they both want the window bed… Slash/Lime :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
What a Coincidence by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Tattoo Magic by jma reviews
A prep-ish boy gets a tattoo... by a mad hot tattoo artist... said boy falls for tattoo artist. Slash. Yaoi. Gayness! You know, all the lovely things in life. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,725 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Beautifully Cruel by Kenyako Divination reviews
Slash/Yaoi. An irritable king searches for a new treasure, a new pet to covet. However, this certain pet just refuses to obey.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,680 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Lick My Foot by senillses reviews
An accident involving beef, gravy and feet lead to a couple of cliches and a happily ever after. ONESHOT MM SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
The Freak Next Door by breana reviews
This is just a sotry I'm posting to blow off steam, so I can't guarantee how often I'll post. A girl moves in next door to a guy who's absolutely perfect. He's hot, smart, nice... to everyone but her. She instantly rises to the challenge... he's goin' dow
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,878 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008
Like that by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. The romantic adventures of Saint Christopher the Gay. About the joys of being 16, gay, in the closet and in love. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,220 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Sweet treats by demongodess reviews
Two sweet tales of what could happen with a little thought, a perverted mind, and a bag full of candy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Pinch and Tell by Undecidedly Insane reviews
My family doesn't pinch people who don't wear green." Finn tries to get his room mate Tory into the St Paddy's day spirit. Slash!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Sleepover by CrayonMentality reviews
Dylan has his first kiss when he least expects it. Slash. MM. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Kiss me by bloopeebloop reviews
[ slash. mm. Oneshot ] Well, the note said 'Kiss me'. And so I did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Gone With A BANG by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Sci-fantasy military boys. Capt. Harlequinn Orion falls head over heels for MT Bastien Autumn. But can he still love the cold, stoic MT after he learns his life-altering secret?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,351 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 4/13/2006
Yearbook by Howling Cat reviews
Cameras shouldn't be given to best friends, Jamie thinks, unless every outcome is like this one. Jonathan agrees. [Slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Babysitter, Denver Max by Oka-Poka reviews
Hello. My name is Carl; I'll be your babysitter this evening. Slash. Oneshot. Pedo warning.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
For Entertainment Only by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I thought I would die on that roller coaster, but things didn't turn out as I expected. Someone should tell that palm reader that she sucks at telling the future. Written for xanthofile's Doll Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Taste The Rainbow by Delayed Epiphany reviews
[oneshot] Drunken one night stands are awkward, but not rare. For cute college sophomore computer nerd Zeke, they're nothing new. For dashing high school senior jock Matt, there's a first time for everything. The best things are always unexpected. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Solo and Ensemble by xanthofile reviews
[slash] My dad might have said that I can't date girls until I'm eighteen, but he never said anything about kissing cute boys. Especially choir boys in stupid maroon shirts. [one shot] Written for Amindaya.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Speaking in Sentences by Inherent reviews
[Slash] I was probably a bit too blunt, but how else could I be with a guy who wouldn't say more than a word? [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Not Always What They Seem by Drazuki reviews
(slash, m/m, shounen ai, yaoi, etc.) A handsome man who can change into a butterfly is trapped in a desert kingdom with a fiery red-headed prince, that is until the prince accompanies him back home...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,181 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Ballad of Lust by Prince of Yaoi reviews
Yaoi. That's all. Just some hardcore yaoi. Deal with it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
Six Pack Summer by Drazuki reviews
(SLASH, m/m, shounen ai) A NASCAR driver and a bull rider try to forget their love problems in Miami. But will what happened in Miami, stay in Miami?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
A Noteworthy Valentine's Day by aRedMoon reviews
Brandon had always despised Valentine's Day - nothing special happened for him. However, when he opens his locker this year, there's a note with a box of chocolates... (male/male)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2006
Digital Love by M Welles reviews
The "I'm so Creepy, It's Cute" teenager and the Gamer- a match made in dysfunctional heaven, with the friends from Hell. (Yaoi + random musical moments)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,904 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 9/17/2003
Kissing Cousins by Sasha L. Miller reviews
Trey is shipped off to the latest boarding school. Whereupon he immediately finds his longlost for the past app. four years, sort of, but not really, cousin, Christian. [Oneshot[Slash, mXm[Explicit]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
On Every Blackboard by Sasha L. Miller reviews
He wrote it on every blackboard in the school. Daniel Allan hearts Kyle Faber. 'Something had to be done. So Daniel kissed Kyle.' Slash, oneshot, mxm.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
The Nutcracker Yaoi Style! by Yaoilicious reviews
... Yaoi Nutcracker story... period.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/2/2005
Yaoi Doki Game by PinkLemonade reviews
The hottest new electronic toy in Japan in the year 2021 is the Yaoi Doki Game, the creation of virtual seme and uke to interact in a world stimulated just like the original. Yume and her YDG uke, Yuki, set out to change the virtual YDG world forever.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,120 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Complete
Master Plan of Ingeniousness reviews
Derek Thane Robins is on a journey. His conquest? Win over the heart of the hot arrogant emo boy, Cody, who isn't terribly fond of him. Meanwhile, Aiden, Thane's best friend, is on a heart-stealing journey of his own... M/M Slash. M for future chapters.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010