Hey people everywhere! I'm not going to tellyou myage (cos i feel old) but you can probably guess...anyways, im at uni and studying fairly generic stuff but its all good...ooh yeh, and "i come from the land down under"! (one of my favourite songs - as well as a wholeheap of Paul Kelly's - dumb things is one of the best songs to playon the guitar...if only icould play *sigh*)

Anyway, this is my original stuff - as you can see, not a whole lot there, but im slowly working on that. it's mostly just poems that i, for some inexplicable reason, had to post up...and yeh, id love to hear what you think, so if you can be bothered - leave a review... :D

My All-Time Favourite quote
"Whatever Floats Your Boat"

More Quotes:

"-I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet.
-That's silly! Do you know everybody on the planet?"
(Two Weeks Notice-wording not correct.)

"Even Monkeys Fall From Their Trees."

"Happy Happy Joy Joy"
(Ren and Stimpy)

'He would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't,
but if he was sane he had to fly them.
If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to;
if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.' Catch 22 : Joseph Heller

"Bangs like the dunny door in a hurricaine." (hehehe...dunno who said this one)

"I suffer from short term memory loss. No, really! It runs in my family...at least I think it does...hmm...where are they? (pause) ...Can I help you?" - Finding Nemo

"Ugh, dolphins! They think they're soOoOo cute! Hey, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you, I know some things." - Finding Nemo

("Where's Elizabeth?") "She's safe, just like I promised, she's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So, we're all men of our words really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

"Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills...you know what you gotta do when life gets you down? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming..." - Finding Nemo

"The witch in Hansel and Gretel is very misunderstood; she builds her dream house and then these brats come along and eat it." -Miranda, Sex and the City.

hey, check out my favourites list if you're looking for an absolutely amazing read. All of those stories/authors are f*ing awesome ('scuse me, but it was necessary), and most of them have their own favourites that are also incredible.. cya! meg.