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Joined 05-17-10, id: 725614, Profile Updated: 06-06-10
Author has written 3 stories for Romance.

Nice to meet you, writer-types!

I'm actually not a writer, but I like to try my hand every once in a while. I have a huge respect for writers, though it's tinted by more than a little jealousy. I'm a math/physics major and I'd kill to be able to do what you do. It kinda sucks seeing the fundamental beauty of the Universe around you and seeing it for the insanely cool shit it is and just not being able to voice it!

Anyway, any work posted here will probably be short stories, many of which I wrote a long, long time ago, but not in a Galaxy far, far away. Some were inspired by lovers, some by friends, but most by the Universe and its own wonders.

At the moment, I'm actually trying out my first person voice. I've never done any before, and I'm actually rather pleased with how it's all turning out. So the first person stories are all going to be short, one chapter things, collectively grouped into a series called "I, Human". Original, I know. ¬_¬ Other third person works are actually in the works and being edited at the moment, due to their being written so many years ago when I couldn't spell and put smiley faces in my work. I'm not kidding.

I hope you find something you like!

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Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Learning To Write by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "Romance stories are always the same – boy meets girl, things happen, they fall in love, blah blah blah." She thought clichés were stupid...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
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Musketeer reviews
"Have you ever read The Three Musketeers?" Never before has such a simple and innocent question had such an important answer. For Megara, the answer is everything. Her very own Musketeer is about to leave forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
White Horse reviews
And there she is at my feet, as broken as every convention and rule governing this ridiculous situation. I leave for College tomorrow, and after 2 years of torture it comes down to tonight? Typical.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010
French Kisses reviews
It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete