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Author has written 12 stories for General, General, Fantasy, Humor, and Action.

maca. 17.

all knurd, all the time.

this account may contain traces of,

a collection of strange little drabbles,

a lonesome novella, least well described by the words 'romantic comedy',

the odd bit of awful poetry,

the promise of much to come.


theseare the mostamazing! authors i know; reviewthem

...and if you have time left over, I'll still be here.


~macabre thoughts~


chase every word with another one.

“To light a candle is to cast a shadow.” – Ursula K. LeGuin

“Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains.” – Jean-Jacques Rosseau

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. – Douglas Adams

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

NaNoWriMo > my soul.

"Some people need a reason to write. I just need a place." -- Anonymous

Interesting people have interesting thoughts. Regardless of profession, race, religion, political views and tendency to psychoactive drug use, these people will still be interesting. Whether or not their thoughts are framed in attractive speech patterns and lucid conversation is a completely separate issue. The ones who express their ideas on the page, wax eloquent on topic, and illuminate the crevices of the soul -- these are the ones we call writers.

~current projects~

cords [novella]

~coming soon~

the world of avinn [drabbles]

Cliffhanger [chapterfic]


Revel in the need for rules,

and then deny them to yourself,

learn everything you can,

from sweet guilt that follows your footsteps.

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A Drop of Poison by Dreamers-Requiem reviews
Snapshots from the life of Poison, the vampire.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,718 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/5/2009
My Roommate's Shoes by Shredforme reviews
COMPLETE / They were too small to be a guy's shoes. I was so sure of this. So imagine my surprise when I ran into him... while topless. I might have to kill myself now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,742 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Vore by Dr. Self Destruct reviews
How does it taste? /Written for the Review Game's WCC: October/
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Yet Still That Music Won't Kill Me by pbj13 reviews
I want to say "look, it was me"...An anthology of poems about music, the universe, and growing up.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010
Bend the water by Javajive reviews
You're not a river I can steer my way. You're debris, shards and fragments, swept along faster than I can gather you up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Sell Out Show by northcountryboy reviews
A Little Poem about singing in the shower
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011
And You Thought It Couldn't Get Any Busier by northcountryboy
A little poem about a friday during lent at Burger King.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011
Photo sapiens by Dragon made me do it reviews
Imagine if people could photosynthesise and all you had to do for a living was sunbake. It is not as easy as it sounds, with debt, skin cancer, and social upheaval. All in a day's bake.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Convention by Fish Stark reviews
With chapters like "Me Want Paleface", "Fascist Bushes", "Official US Army Shit", "Smith John", "The RiteAid Revolution", and "Low-Fat Brogurt", you know you want to read this satire about the degeneration of US politics. Please read, enjoy, and recommend
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,767 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010
Ward by Salvatore Paradise reviews
A semi-autobiographical account of three days spent in a mental hospital from the perspective of a misanthropic, pessimistic, and ultimately psychotically unstable teenager
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Mist by Mallus reviews
they ask her why not / she says no reason / and by "no reason", she means "why should I?"
Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Complete
The State Function by Mallus reviews
a scientist who is too busy to notice his son's depression / a steroid injection or twenty
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
The Death of the Machine by Mallus reviews
the vandal of the machine has had his say / and so a knife or five has entered the system
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Complete
Adulthood by Fish Stark reviews
On a Southwest flight from OAK to PDX, the man next to me, a guy in his forties, was hunched over a paperback book of financial advice, using a highlighter to brighten the important things, many of which were already bold and underlined . I wrote a poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Socialized Medicine by Fish Stark reviews
This is a protest play for fans of the health reform bill. The efforts to repeal it are underway and this play is needed more than ever. Characters model both the real-life effects repealing the bill would have and metaphorically model the forces at work.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Our Son by Faithless Juliet reviews
....Sestina....Our first son will be named after the American Revolution
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Sin by Skyward Ending reviews
The devil's jester is the whore. Written for and winner of the December 2010 WCC.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Smoke by BistaUss
fire burns/smoke curls
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Blue by kaledena reviews
Another edition of "The Color Series", developing characters through the medium of color. In this short story, a man becomes attached to water. Although he believes he is the only one, he learns that there is another like him.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Red by kaledena
The first of a short story series exploring the effect of colors on characters and emotions. Red follows a star chef with some very strange habits and expectations, but also many fears.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
Hanging With Cupid's Masterpieces by Fish Stark reviews
This is a poem about love and stuff
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
One against six trillion by Violettree reviews
A fight some may say I am destined to lose. R&R and I'll return the favor.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Something About Jamie is Off by Chesterfield reviews
A wife has suspicions about her husband. He's probably not cheating, it's got to be something else. 2nd submission to Write the Wrongs.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Silver And You by Solemn Coyote reviews
A little drabble about racism and chemistry.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Let there be light by Variable estrella reviews
In the beginning there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing, but everybody could see it."
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Artifact by Solemn Coyote reviews
Quantum and heartbreak.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
Speed by SirenAlpha reviews
A lot may have changed for the others since then, but it hasn't changed too much for me.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Heavy His Tread by Solemn Coyote reviews
Asimov's laws can be quite unkind.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Copilot by Solemn Coyote reviews
Truckers in space.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Un Monde Meilleur by turquoise.archer reviews
What would you do to make a better world? Oneshot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
A Letter From Republicans to Democrats by Fish Stark reviews
A satirical news article about a letter sent to Democrats by Michael Steele that exemplifies the "true Republican spirit".
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Focus by Fish Stark reviews
I hate ADHD drugs. I wrote a poem about how much I hate them.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Ode to an Incoming Call by Fish Stark reviews
I wanted her to call me. She never did. I wrote a poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010
Pupil With No Tutor: A Villainelle by TehBonfire reviews
She is a student by day, and a chef by night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Complete
Twilight's Alternate Ending by Fish Stark reviews
Alternate ending to Twilight. Twilight lovers beware, this is a satire and I HATE TWILIGHT.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Drifter by Solemn Coyote reviews
This is actually classical fantasy. Can you tell?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Thankyou for purchasing a LIFE by oceancat reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have become the proud owner of a LIFE! In order to fully utilize your LIFE it is recommended that you read the inclosed instructions in this owners guide.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Opera by Solemn Coyote reviews
A Frankenstein story about robotics and free will. Mary Shelley probably wouldn't approve, but Capcom might.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Bird, Landing by KnittingKneedle reviews
At nineteen, Bethany Barker was the world's most reluctant serial killer. And it was all because of a festering corpse in a festering town and a boy with a far-away smile she was desperate to save.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008
Eight Days to Dissecting a Nutcase by sunday streets reviews
Oneshot. Evelyn is crazy and Will is not. But he's coming very, very close to it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Coyote by SassyLil'Thunderstorm reviews
My crazy song that I wrote for my Theater class' Ballad Opera assignment. Its about the Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons. Giggles and Eyerolling much appreciated lol...Set to the rhythm of 'Jingle Bells'
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Disposable Heroes by Dreamers-Requiem reviews
One Shot. A baby boom sweeps the world, and World War breaks out shortly after. So the governments in the world use the children that have been left behind, children who are, after all, disposable.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Just a Thought by Burnt Bread reviews
Thinking is an exciting affair
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
super chef girl by DaenerysStormBorn reviews
This is not great I wrote it on the tram. I have trouble explaining what I do and the feelings it provokes.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2004
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bad poetry reviews
It may be bad, but.. well, there's no excuse, really.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010
I'll Be Here reviews
"Out here in th' backwoods, ain't nobody comes around unless they're hidin' from somethin'." Experimental drabble.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Commitment reviews
"Juliet," he said. "We need to talk." Flash fiction.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Retribution reviews
Or, 'motionless in the midst of chaos'. An experimental drabble. Strong/mature themes.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
crackers reviews
All good cat burglars know this. Nothing is ever 'safe'. Drabble written for the November WCC.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
mirror, mirror reviews
History will always repeat itself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Complete
cords reviews
This is a story about a gift and a curse. A man with scars on his lips and darkness in his past. A suspected lunatic bent on escaping confinement. Both have secrets and neither have a home. Rated T for violence, language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010
the forgotten room reviews
a mediocre life of tiles and hunger.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Viktor and Sally reviews
They reached for each other under the moonlight... a tale of tasty love. Old-school vampire crack.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010
i can tell reviews
everybody loves a cynic.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Complete
when, then
If you look closely enough, it's a love story. Angst/freestyle.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Hands reviews
For Sian, everything started with hands.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete