I've heard that I am the biggest dick on this website. Very conceited. Many issues. But I like to think of myself as a friendly conceited dick with a lot of issues. I love reviews and I love messages, so if you think you can stomach my dramatics, drop me a line so we can be friends.

Here's the status of all my stuff at the moment:

Iced: Haha nooooo I'm definitely NOT having a breakdown over the number of comments on the latest chapter.

Undercover: I finally updated. Now don't expect anything from me for another year haha. Kidding. Hopefully.

Deconfliction Notice: I'd say I have about half of the next chapter ready. I've got a couple decisions to make regarding order of events and stuff, and we all know how long that takes me haha.

A Thief But Not A Liar: Taken down. I have some plans for it. It will probably be posted on a secondary account of mine. I'll let you all know when that second account debuts.

Joyride: I've always been shocked that people actually liked this story, because I barely put any effort into it. As such, I have little attachment to it. I'm thinking about taking it down and saving it for another time when I will actually give it the time it deserves.

I love you guys!

I'm always looking for new friends! Don't be shy! Send me a message!