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Author has written 7 stories for Romance.

I've heard that I am the biggest dick on this website. Very conceited. Many issues. But I like to think of myself as a friendly conceited dick with a lot of issues. I love reviews and I love messages, so if you think you can stomach my dramatics, drop me a line so we can be friends.

Here's the status of all my stuff at the moment:

Iced: Haha nooooo I'm definitely NOT having a breakdown over the number of comments on the latest chapter.

Undercover: I finally updated. Now don't expect anything from me for another year haha. Kidding. Hopefully.

Deconfliction Notice: I'd say I have about half of the next chapter ready. I've got a couple decisions to make regarding order of events and stuff, and we all know how long that takes me haha.

A Thief But Not A Liar: Taken down. I have some plans for it. It will probably be posted on a secondary account of mine. I'll let you all know when that second account debuts.

Joyride: I've always been shocked that people actually liked this story, because I barely put any effort into it. As such, I have little attachment to it. I'm thinking about taking it down and saving it for another time when I will actually give it the time it deserves.

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Undercover reviews
Jayce is a rookie cop stuck working the most boring beat in the city. The most exciting thing to speak of is the stunning guy he ran into once, then coincidentally ended up living next door to. And then it turns out that stunning guy has a thing for men in uniform. When he's in the right mood. Or drunk. Otherwise, he seems to hate Jayce. Figuring him out is a detective's job.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,400 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 11/24/2015
Iced reviews
17-year-old Fabrizio's never going to be like his pit viper brother Giovanni, who rules the city. He's okay with that. He's fine with only having to decide if he'd rather make out with his teacher or the terrifying hitman Gigi hired. But as a war between two crime syndicates takes hold, Fabi has to choose: stay with the family or a take a chance at a normal life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 232,916 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 9/2/2014
Deconfliction Notice reviews
To celebrate closing his first big FBI case, Skylar took a vacation and loosened his straight laces to enjoy a passionate fling. He never expected to see his temporary lover again, especially not standing in his office with a DEA badge waiting to get to work on a massive inter-agency case. Turns out, being compatible in bed doesn't always translate to the workplace.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,945 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/21/2016
Unchained reviews
Mladen couldn't say Valentine's Day was Fabrizio's absolute favorite day to celebrate, because Fabrizio loved to celebrate everything. But Valentine's Day might have suited Fabrizio best, because it was all about romance. Unfortunately, Mladen was still trying to get a handle on romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14
Holiday Pay reviews
Skylar didn't know why he bothered to show up to the holiday party. Certainly not to correct Delacruz when he mistook holly for mistletoe. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2016
Joyride reviews
Terris was terrified to resort to crime, but they were two weeks late on their rent and jobless, so he agreed to help Josh steal a car to sell to a secret chop shop. But only once. No matter how many problems pile up, no matter how many fantasies he has about the mechanic they sold the car to. Only one time.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 7/9/2016
Visions of Sugarplums reviews
Late one restless Christmas Eve, Fabrizio happens upon Giovanni doing something very unexpected in his office. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Complete