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You can call me Saix, Sai, Katsura, Sy, Asylum, Switchblade. Or you can be original. Whatever. I really do enjoy nicknames.

I'm not necessarily new to this, as I have been lurking on this site for about 3 years, just never finsihed enything to post. Until very recently. I have a bunch of stories, but I don't want to post any multi-chapter until I have at least 3-5 chapters written, which wont be any time soon. Content with one-shots? Good.

I write a lot, I mean a lot, of stuff with homosexual relationships. It first started with gay guys, then went on to gay girls, and maybe some bisexual/pansexual/I'd fuck a tree if it had a whole. Pretty much, my own budding sexuality. Which is honestly, "if i can stick it in, it works for me." So expect a lot of that, with the occasion straight people, but I find those not very fun. They're too.. typical, am I right? When I work out all the quirks, I'll post a list of my progress. But for now, close your eyes, and enjoy the image of a puppy licking it's paws.

Oh, wait, you wanted to know about lil' ol' me? Aww shooks, well... Um... Fuck. I dun' know. Well, for starters I'm from good ol' America, where Canada recently remounted their sign saying "I'm with Stupid." Thank you, Canada. I knew I was the only American to love you for a reason.

American. How typical. And from New York City, no less. I do love my city though, and as much as I'd like to imitate a Southern or even British accent (I can't to save my life), I have a strong West Coast accent. Yet, I'm from the east. Yup, I'm just as confused as you. I still love my city, as overrun with drug addicts, teen pregnancy, and horrible ghetto music as it is.

Anyways! I like fags. A lot. As in cigarettes. Fo' shame. I know. BUT! I'm from NYC. You can't really blame me for intaking the life style of drugs and alcohol. Just no sex. Sex is bad. "If you have sex, you will get pregnant, and die." If Mean Girls has thought me anything, it's that.

But hey, it gives me first hand experience for all my 'fictions, right? Thing is, if I haven't at least TRIED it, I don't write about it, 'cause I feel otherwise the information is unreliable. I'd rather people read things that actually COULD/HAVE happened, then just wonder if it's true and try it. Ya'know, no fun. It leads to... bbbaaaddd situations. Lot's of 'em. Turst me, I should know. So I guess that means I don't write sex scenes. Sad, I know. I write almost sex scene. Good enough? I haven't actually been close enough to almost sex either so...

Anywho, where we're we? Drugs and alcohol. Nope, let's skip that. About me, right. I get sidetracked, and half the time don't know what to say or how to say it, so I say random things that make you smile and forget about what the fudge we we're just talkin' 'bout. ;)

In time, I will post my revised deviantart, youtube, and fanfiction.net accounts here if ya' interested, where I will spend the amount of time I'm not having a life, giving others theirs. Or something like that. While I do have a lot of a life, and TONS of stuff to do, the time I should spend sleeping or going form one place to another, I spend on these websites, so I'm somewhat reliable to update. Unless I get my Internet taken away, then I'm screwed. Neither do I have my normal life, or my Internet life. So let's hope that never happens.

I like people, so don't be afraid to speak to me. I don't bite. Only in person. ;)

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Lips Burn Caustic by patsylooj reviews
so, he's a homophobe and emophobe. he's gay and emo. he acts like a cat, he's a vain vocalist, she's pissed, he's a psycho killer, he's wearing lady clothes, they're making out, and that song title makes no sense. the hell. to the myspace degeneration
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,430 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Ondes by Stephen Dockers reviews
Someone wise once said 'People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.' My family never followed this advice, and now...our walls just might be cracking. Slash, swearing, brothercest. Inspired by Radiohead...strange as that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,342 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/2/2008
476 CE by Road to Anywhere reviews
Rome France had a useless BA in philosophy. Jobless, penniless and alone, it seemed things couldn't get worse. Then, an old friend called...and invited him to join a rock band. With nothing to lose, Rome accepted. And that was just the beginning. Slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Confessions of a Maraschino Addict by Ryette reviews
Slash. Mars is out of this world, and he's all mine. Now, the challenge is making sure that he stays mine. But how can I do that if our relationship is built on a stupid bet? And how did I get mixed up in this ever-changing love polygon?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,567 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010
Intrigue At The Crowned Jewel by IceraMyst reviews
Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,442 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Sound of Snowfall by IceraMyst reviews
An errant courtesan finds himself snowed into very foreign territory. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,437 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Such Great Heights by The Flurry of Dancing Flames reviews
Ichimaru is sick of living alone, and sick of feeling alone. All he wants is for his brother to come home. Slash, Twincest, Songfic.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Rhapsody in E Major by Road to Anywhere reviews
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute... Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,158 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Out of Orbit by American Schokolade reviews
slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,843 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Dark Carnival by C.H. Eskew reviews
And as they walked on the tightropes I saw the one object that could change it all: a key. ×× Gory faery tale. Slash or het, whichever you interpret. Oneshot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Compulsive by Venustas iaceo reviews
I have a problem with lying. My love just has a problem with the killing. [slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
The Nayslayre's Infamous Carnival by d'Neronique reviews
FINISHED. Inspired, David decides to host a suicide show in his basement. Things get weirder than he expects. [slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,520 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
A Rose is a Rose by lost in progress reviews
[violence, slash, davis centric] A job is a job, and a rose is a rose, but it's not his job and it's not his rose.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete