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Joined 05-27-10, id: 727190, Profile Updated: 04-15-13
Author has written 11 stories for General, Horror, General, Humor, and Romance.

aaaaand i'm back and i'm writing again and i'm posting shit, so read it B)

none of it's very good or anything eh

and i have a tumblr so if you see any of it on tumblr, please do not yell at me.

my url is colalalabones, if you're interested, because i'll probably be uploading quicker on tumblr and i might update more, too, so! yeah

i sound lame, and that's because i am B)))

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Once Upon A Nightmare by Mickey John reviews
Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. Violet doesn't use the new BlissMax pill designed to give good dreams (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,258 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 3,529 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Imperfect by Nicki Saint reviews
What's your favorite color? Blue. Who do you have a crush on? My gay best friend & this guy I fell in the lap of at Coldstone. Describe your personality in 3 words or less: Not. Very. Nice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Diary of the Little Things by heartfire11 reviews
Pillow Book. Honesty, served out raw and uncensored. Not for the faint-of-heart. Review: "THIS is writing. Anyone who calls themself a writer after reading this can suck it." Continued in Reasons Why.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Predator by Hotkitty reviews
Angels fall, darling. They fall straight into hell. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,516 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Shades of Fire by lovely-lonely reviews
So I ended up choosing the mysterious boy from the bookstore as my writing subject. He has no clue I’m observing him. But for the record, I am not stalking him, I swear – even if he thinks differently. I mean, jeez, what a jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,705 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7259 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Catharsis by Hotkitty reviews
COMPLETEBurn, drown, scream it out to the horizon but come out of it alive so that i can laugh at your scars. and no one ever said that boarding schools were meant to be easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,445 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
Things So Hidden by Azure Volant reviews
COMPLETED...Ayla, the new girl, is sarcastic and sharp-tongued. A verbal battle in class with the popular and equally sarcastic Christian leads to friendship, love and, ultimately, something that she never wanted to happen again...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,142 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 9/23/2003
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Jack by Seraen reviews
Nicole was sure that her best friend Jack was real. No one could see him, but she knew it in her heart. On the day of her graduation, he disappears. Years later, he returns, only his name isn't Jack and people can see him...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,012 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 8/17/2003
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Smoke tastes good and it's cute to boot
Charles would love to fill his lungs with smoke rather than air and Ninny just wants to have a little fun.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
the snakes are singing
Tatum liked to pretend she was a sky.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Complete
Oops and ghostseseseses reviews
Not as stupid as the title makes it sound, it's just a vague, short story about two weird best friends who have issues with speaking.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Complete
Familiar
The connection of two souls that are so alike is a comforting thing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
Cupid's Arrow reviews
Just a little thing I found. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
Moon Thief reviews
The hero coated in blood and the girl who just wanted to steal that beautiful moon. Who's the bad guy here?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
Biding reviews
About a girl. A boy. A realization, an illness, an acknowledgment, and many other things. My attempt at gritty...? Enjoy.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Claudia and Rhonda's Adventures in Love reviews
Something I wrote for myself and Kat, so it'll be probably be the most funny for us, though it might be pretty gosh darn funny for you too.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Her Life
A story about a girl, her life, and how she has changed over the years. R&R, if you will.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Complete
The golden couple reviews
Something I just had to get out. It may or may not suck. Why don't you tell me?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010
The Rose and The Mockingjay reviews
A poem based on a book series. Amazingly, written by my 12 year old cousin. It's good in my honest, un-biased opinion.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
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