Shade the Viridescent
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Joined 05-29-10, id: 727477, Profile Updated: 10-23-16
Author has written 8 stories for Humor, General, Horror, and Romance.

Hey~! Welcome to my little corner of stories!

Name: You can call me Latnixa, Latni, or Shade.

Gender: Female, she/her pronouns~

Age: As old as my tongue, and slightly older than my teeth.

Location: Spinning rock of death orbiting a ball of nuclear fusion.

I haven't been too terribly active recently on account of college, but I hope you enjoy anyway~

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The Porcelain Murderer by Team Kaitlyn reviews
Thomas Keits really just wants to focus on his scholarship audition, avoiding his emotions, and not getting eviscerated by his small Canadian town's local serial killer. He's quickly growing accustomed to not getting everything he wants though.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,351 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 12/3/2016
All The Pretty Girls by Team Kaitlyn reviews
After a bag full of bones snags on the bank of the Rideau Canal, the RCMP's National Division assigns the case to Ryan Carr and Mark Henderson, who seek help from anthropologist and professor at the University of Ottawa, Harper Rousseau. Reluctantly, Harper agrees, and finds herself drawn further and further into the investigation as the trail for the killer goes cold.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,368 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Complete
Where the Ocean Meets the Sky by The Lonely God reviews
It's February in Florida like it hasn't been in years. There's a chill to the air that gives it a crisp, sharp feeling, and the walk from the parking lot to the Space Center is excruciating. All around him, people are bundled up in puffy jackets zipped up to their necks, cradling mittens and gloves over top of frozen hands.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
The Magician by The Lonely God reviews
The sun clung feebly behind heavy, grey clouds on the day that the magician appeared. He sat, cross-legged, in a secluded corner of the lot, distanced from the cedar mulch park and the children who crawled on the rickety equipment like monkeys.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Complete
Tales From Beyond the Epilogue 1: Shaun Sees a Shrink by NoNane09 reviews
When Shaun kills a suspect during the course of an assignment, she is set up with the standard issue appointment with the psych office. Shaun hates psychiatrists significantly more than is deemed healthy, and people Shaun hates often end up injured or dead. This can only go poorly.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
My Immortal Commentary by V.M.Stone reviews
I know this is probably qualifies as a fanfic, but *shrug* c'est la vie. Basically, a few friends of mine and I have gotten into a contest to see who can get all the way through "My Immortal" and write a full commentary. Hope you enjoy, "prepz."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,229 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Dangerous Desires by Anonymous Soul reviews
What does Ethan do when he walks in on not only the school's biggest jock, but also the straightest, not to mention hottest guy he knows, getting a blowjob from another guy in the school restroom?Commit the image to memory before running like hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,589 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010
Ivy and Wine by Blue Taboo reviews
The life of a servant of Dionysus seems like a pretty sweet one. You've got all the wine you can drink, all the decadence you could ever want, and all the beautiful people you could ever--well, you get it. It's all fun and frolicking, most of the time.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Flopsy by Andrea Lotte reviews
Flopsy the rabbit toy was bought by her three year old "mother" in a shop. What happens when Mother grows up?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010
How to Survive the Oncoming Zombie Apocalypse by Nabootique reviews
GUYS. It's gonna happen, believe me. I'm just making sure that you're prepared for it. Here's your handy guide to preparing for - and surviving! - the imminent and oncoming zombie apocalypse. Rated T for language...R&R :3
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Secrets that Kill by Anonymous Soul reviews
A Yaoi Romance. When Nate gets tricked into playing a game of 7 minutes in heaven, he gets alot more than he bargained for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,648 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Cyst by Solemn Coyote reviews
Nanotechnology and the changing nature of beauty.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Shorty the Short's Day at the Bookstore by Vos Amo reviews
The most pointless story I've ever taken the time to write out. I just decided to upload it for no apparent reason. One day Shorty the Short went to the bookstore. This tells of her adventure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Myths, Modernized by StormDancer reviews
Because Greek myths aren't just the stuff of musty Latin tomes. They can still teach the modern man. Eight myths, minus the magic, put into a modern high school.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,981 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2009
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3491 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
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No Vacancy
A surrealist short story about how it feels to be hopelessly in love. Please read and review if you enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Complete
Blatherskite reviews
Some short pieces are snippets from longer stories, beginnings from which greater things are born. Some stand alone. This is a collection of unrelated short drabbles and ficlets, either from prompts or from daily writing practice. Rated M for language.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016
The Hostage Club
Alex Fitzgerald (also known by his wrestler name, Meat Hook) walks into his bank one morning and becomes one of seven hostages in a hold-up. It's said that people in extremely stressful situations tend to bond under the circumstances, and it's certainly true in this case. This story focuses on who people really are, and how unlikely relationships are forged. Rated for language.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Published: 10/23/2016
The Moonlit Jester reviews
Some backstory on Allellii, one of my oldest characters. This is the story of when he snapped, and how he eventually overcame the trauma of the Academy and began to heal. Rated for violence. Complete for now, though I may add more if more needs telling.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Complete
In Retrospect reviews
In her senior year of high school, Carmen Leroux looks back on her tumultuous sophomore year. Could be called an exercise in the irony of hindsight, but that's a bit pretentious. It's much closer to reality than it may seem. Rated teen to be safe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013
Devoid reviews
For no apparent reason, in the same instant, eleven different people from various parallel universes and realms were snatched up. They are now stuck in a featureless white void not meant for life, and time is running out. NaNo 2011, rated M to be safe.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
KAZIMIR SOKOLL: Owner's Guide
Full title: KAZIMIR SOKOLL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual. Based on Theresa Greene's Owner's Guides.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
DAFFYD BAKER: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
Done in the style of Theresa Green's "Owner's Guides", but with one of my characters. There will be stories with him eventually. Er, better than the summary. Please read and review !
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete