Shade the Viridescent
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Joined 05-29-10, id: 727477, Profile Updated: 10-25-13
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, General, Fantasy, and Horror.

Wai herro thar! Welcome to my little corner of stories!

So, in case anyone cares, here's a bit about MOI, the magnificent Shade the Viridescent!

Name: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." However, you may call me Latnixa, Latni-chan, or Shade.

Gender: Double-X chromosomes.

Age: "...they're as old as the universe, or very nearly..." Translation: Why would I tell you that?

Location: The universe where the Doctor, Ianto, Jareth, and Dr. Frank N Furter are fictional, unfortunately...

Quote of the Day (ish) :

"Why, it's sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that have been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye." - Ace Rimmer (What a guy!)

("Stoke Me a Clipper", Red Dwarf)

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Favorites:

Movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, most Studio Ghibli films, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Tron, Tron: Legacy, Labyrinth, The Matrix, Star Wars (4-6), Avengers, Pacific Rim...

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Scarecrow and Mrs. King, the BBC original Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series, Red Dwarf, Firefly, Misfits, and probably Psych.

Books: Good Omens, Interesting Times, Neverwhere, most things by Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman, Murder on the Orient Express, The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, most anything by Agatha Christie, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, the Mistborn series, most anything by Anne McCaffrey, Black Butler, most Forgotten Realms stuff, the Truth series...

Fandoms: Harry Potter, the Whoniverse (Torchwood, Doctor Who, Sarah Jane), Labyrinth, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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My characters: Kay, these are bound to pop up in a few different stories.

Name: Daffyd Rhys Baker

Age: 19

Looks: Daffyd

Bio: Daffyd, otherwise known as "Bowie-freak" or variations thereupon, is a snarky ass of a kid. He is friends with Kazimir Sokoll and Sergei Bekhesh (who isn't mine), and currently enrolled in Washington State University. He is loud and obnoxious towards people he doesn't like, and is very narrow in his view of people who are "worth his time". As such, he only really has a few friends. The people he has the most animosity for are Bubblegum Princesses (the ridiculously clichéd girls who wear slutty clothing and chomp on gum much louder than necessary) and Pantsless Pricks (the people who sag their pants so low that their underpants pouf out like a checkered souffle of tacky), but he reserves a special place in his annoyance for all clichéd people—which occasionally includes himself. He has an autistic younger sister, Aisling, four cats (Smudgy, Pudgy, Klutzy, and Ianto Jones), and one dalmation (Mr. Smith).

Continuity: Promverse

Stories feat. this character: "DAFFYD BAKER: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual", "Devoid", a series of oneshots that'll be up soon

Name: Kazimir Cinnamon Sokoll

Age: 18

Looks: Kaz

Bio: Kazimir had the rule of "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" drilled into his head at a young age. He has gotten into the habit of never insulting anyone aloud, which means he's practically mute at school. Whenever he's about to say something rude, he trails off and his jaw starts twitching. This doesn't mean he can't hit people, as he often reminds Daffyd. Kaz is a diver, and he would like it if people would recognize that divers and swimmers are not the same, thankyouverymuch. Kaz has no siblings or pets, though his mother really wants a kitten. His mother, Velvet, was a stripper before she got married. She's convinced that Kaz could earn a lot of money if he followed in her footsteps, and often teases him about that. Vladimir, his father, was born and raised in Russia, and went to MIT. He met Velvet when a few of his friends brought him to a club. They got married after he finished his degree and moved. Kaz himself is gay, and in a relationship with Sergei.

Continuity: Promverse

Stories feat. this character: "KAZIMIR SOKOLL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual", "Devoid", a series of oneshots that'll be up soon

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Stories!:

Complete: "The Rose" - based off a very short story in a book of fairy tales.

"The Lady and the Rain" - A woman is driving home alone in the rain, to an empty house full of memories of her dead husband, and daughter in college. As she drives past a playground, however, she sees something that just might cheer her up. Based off a conversation I had with a then-friend trying to convince her to go outside with me in a rainstorm.

"DAFFYD BAKER: Owner's Guide" - A guide to the care and keeping of your DAFFYD unit, based off Theresa Greene's Guides.

"KAZIMIR SOKOLL: Owner's Guide" - A guide to the care and keeping of your KAZIMIR unit, based off Theresa Greene's Guides.

"Devoid" - My novel for NaNoWriMo 2011.

In Progress: "Of Russian Pseudo-mutes and Bowie-freaks" - A series of oneshots and little arcs about my Promverse charries (Daffyd and Kaz). Will also include Sergei and Gavin, who are Ezzie's characters for the Promverse.

Planned out: A large collabo project with Ezzie and another friend of mine, using the Promverse charries in the world I created for my NaNo 2010 novel. I dunno if it'll actually happen, but meh.

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I shall add more to this later. Until then, ta! Please read my stories!

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The Porcelain Murderer by demonananas reviews
In the snowy and sleepy town of Allaphon, Alaska, the citizens are being terrorized by a serial killer known only as The Porcelain Murderer. The name hails from the porcelain replicas of the victim being left at the scene of the crime. m/m
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,844 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/20/2011
Tales From Beyond the Epilogue 1: Shaun Sees a Shrink by NoNane09 reviews
When Shaun kills a suspect during the course of an assignment, she is set up with the standard issue appointment with the psych office. Shaun hates psychiatrists significantly more than is deemed healthy, and people Shaun hates often end up injured or dead. This can only go poorly.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Follow Me Down by Blake Paxton reviews
A spin off of one of our stories! Based loosely on a fairytale and the events that take place within it, Thomas Keits finds himself in a rather dark place - literally.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013
My Immortal Commentary by V.M.Stone reviews
I know this is probably qualifies as a fanfic, but *shrug* c'est la vie. Basically, a few friends of mine and I have gotten into a contest to see who can get all the way through "My Immortal" and write a full commentary. Hope you enjoy, "prepz."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 47,229 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Maniac by demonananas reviews
Photojournalist Berwyn Reid is knee-deep in the mystery surrounding his newest assignment - the self-proclaimed 'superhero', Nicodemus.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Dangerous Desires by Anonymous Soul reviews
What does Ethan do when he walks in on not only the school's biggest jock, but also the straightest, not to mention hottest guy he knows, getting a blowjob from another guy in the school restroom?Commit the image to memory before running like hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,589 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010
The Devil's Snow by Blake Paxton reviews
A mass murder in Sweden uncovers the heart of every child's nightmare...but the boogeyman isn't real, is he?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,865 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
Ivy and Wine by Blue Taboo reviews
The life of a servant of Dionysus seems like a pretty sweet one. You've got all the wine you can drink, all the decadence you could ever want, and all the beautiful people you could ever--well, you get it. It's all fun and frolicking, most of the time.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Sweet Dreams by Blake Paxton reviews
Someone - or something - is taking the children of Allaphon and feeding off their fears... literally. Collab between Itli and Just Another Lonely Girl.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Flopsy by Andrea Lotte reviews
Flopsy the rabbit toy was bought by her three year old "mother" in a shop. What happens when Mother grows up?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010
How to Survive the Oncoming Zombie Apocalypse by Nabootique reviews
GUYS. It's gonna happen, believe me. I'm just making sure that you're prepared for it. Here's your handy guide to preparing for - and surviving! - the imminent and oncoming zombie apocalypse. Rated T for language...R&R :3
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Secrets that Kill by Anonymous Soul reviews
A Yaoi Romance. When Nate gets tricked into playing a game of 7 minutes in heaven, he gets alot more than he bargained for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,648 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Cyst by Solemn Coyote reviews
Nanotechnology and the changing nature of beauty.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Transvest Yourself by Abrasive reviews
Ashley is a boy with the misfortune of attending an all-boy's boarding school. And being mistaken for a girl. A one-shot parody.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Shorty the Short's Day at the Bookstore by Vos Amo reviews
The most pointless story I've ever taken the time to write out. I just decided to upload it for no apparent reason. One day Shorty the Short went to the bookstore. This tells of her adventure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Myths, Modernized by StormDancer reviews
Because Greek myths aren't just the stuff of musty Latin tomes. They can still teach the modern man. Eight myths, minus the magic, put into a modern high school.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
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The Moonlit Jester reviews
Some backstory on Allellii, one of my oldest characters. This is the story of when he snapped, and how he eventually overcame the trauma of the Academy and began to heal. Rated for violence. Complete for now, though I may add more if more needs telling.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Complete
In Retrospect reviews
In her senior year of high school, Carmen Leroux looks back on her tumultuous sophomore year. Could be called an exercise in the irony of hindsight, but that's a bit pretentious. It's much closer to reality than it may seem. Rated teen to be safe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013
Pratley reviews
Daffyd does not get along with his college roommate, Bradley, or Bradley's friends. After a particularly bad meeting with Pratley's minions, the Prat himself decides to punish Daffyd. Then an unexpected visitor turns everything around. Non-canon, rated for some violence.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
Devoid reviews
For no apparent reason, in the same instant, eleven different people from various parallel universes and realms were snatched up. They are now stuck in a featureless white void not meant for life, and time is running out. NaNo 2011, rated M to be safe.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
KAZIMIR SOKOLL: Owner's Guide
Full title: KAZIMIR SOKOLL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual. Based on Theresa Greene's Owner's Guides.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
Chaos Special in Aisle i root 5 reviews
A game show where the contestants have to buy as much crap as they can for the best deals in Wal-Mart. They spend two days and a night in Wal-Mart, then race to the checkout. Catch: the budget? 5. Insanity, however, sets in like a wormhole in a lava lamp
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
DAFFYD BAKER: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
Done in the style of Theresa Green's "Owner's Guides", but with one of my characters. There will be stories with him eventually. Er, better than the summary. Please read and review !
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
The Rose reviews
This is based off a short "fairy tale" from a book of "Grimm's Complete Fairy Tales". Please read and review!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
The Lady and the Rain reviews
A woman is driving home alone in the rain, to an empty house full of memories of her dead husband, and daughter in college. As she drives past a playground, however, she sees something that just might cheer her up. ONESHOT, complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete