Hey guys! I tend to spend all my free time searching the net for some good fiction. I'll read a lot of different genre stories and am always happy to give some good feedback if I like your story. I'm not much of a writer myself so don't expect any stories posted any time soon.
If you’re a person who doesn’t like to read profiles full of quotes feel free to skip over everything bellow. I tried to just put some of my favourites but there are so many I couldn’t cut it down any shorter. Jamie
Copy & pastes :)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever typed up all your favourite sayings, printed them off and taped them to your wall, just for something to do. Paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain copy and paste.
If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever feel like cackling evilly when reading a story, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls
Not only do I fall down stairs...I trip up them as well, Now that takes TALENT!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologises
Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you aim right.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
I’m smiling, that alone should scare you ;)
"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."
The Family Business.
Dean Winchester: Demons I get! People are crazy
Dean & Sam Winchester: Can I shoot her? Not in public
Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
Dean & Sam: Kids are the best? I love kids! Name 3 kids you even know
Missouri Boy, put your foot on my coffee table and I'm going to whack you with a spoon!
Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all! -Harry Potter
Proud? Are you crazy? All those time I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious... - Harry Potter
Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies -Willy Wonka :D
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Favourite movies of all time :)
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: You forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone
Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Will Turner: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack Sparrow: [sings] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.
Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Jack: Sparrow: Now were being followed by rocks, never had that before.
Jack Sparrow:That’s even more than unless than unhelpful.
Jack Sparrow:I'm not certain I can survive anymore visits from old friends.
Barbossa:There's not been a gatherin like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow:We must fight, to run away!
Ed: “…if we don't take care of each other then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the military’s lap dog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. Because we're not Gods, we're humans, tiny insignificant humans. Who couldn't even save a little girl.”
Al: “Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange.”
Hawkeye: “You're useless in the rain, so please stay back, Colonel.”
Edward Elric: Who are you calling so short you want to squish like an ant?
Ed: “Shorty? Can a shorty do this? What else do you want to call me, a half-pint, beanstalk, midget? I'm still-grown you backwater desert idiots!”
Maes Hughes: [Raving over his daughter] she’s like my own little escort of cuteness!
Ed: "You've got a good strong pair of legs, Rose. I suggest you use them.”
Ed: I said get down on the ground!