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Hey guys! I tend to spend all my free time searching the net for some good fiction. I'll read a lot of different genre stories and am always happy to give some good feedback if I like your story. I'm not much of a writer myself so don't expect any stories posted any time soon.

If you’re a person who doesn’t like to read profiles full of quotes feel free to skip over everything bellow. I tried to just put some of my favourites but there are so many I couldn’t cut it down any shorter. Jamie

Copy & pastes :)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever typed up all your favourite sayings, printed them off and taped them to your wall, just for something to do. Paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain copy and paste.

If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever feel like cackling evilly when reading a story, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.


Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls

Not only do I fall down stairs...I trip up them as well, Now that takes TALENT!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologises

Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you aim right.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.


Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

I’m smiling, that alone should scare you ;)

"Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that."


Saving People,

Hunting Things,

The Family Business.

Dean Winchester: Demons I get! People are crazy

Dean & Sam Winchester: Can I shoot her? Not in public

Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

Dean & Sam: Kids are the best? I love kids! Name 3 kids you even know

Missouri Boy, put your foot on my coffee table and I'm going to whack you with a spoon!
Dean: I didn't do anything.
Missouri But you were thinking about it.

Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all! -Harry Potter

Proud? Are you crazy? All those time I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious... - Harry Potter

Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies -Willy Wonka :D

Pirates Of The Caribbean: Favourite movies of all time :)

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: You forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone
Jack Sparrow:
Why is the rum gone?

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Will Turner: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?

Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back.
Jack Sparrow: No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

Jack Sparrow: [sings] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.

Jack: Sparrow: Now were being followed by rocks, never had that before.

Jack Sparrow:That’s even more than unless than unhelpful.

Jack Sparrow:I'm not certain I can survive anymore visits from old friends.

Barbossa:There's not been a gatherin like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow:And I owe them all money.

Jack Sparrow:We must fight, to run away!

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Ed: “…if we don't take care of each other then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the military’s lap dog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. Because we're not Gods, we're humans, tiny insignificant humans. Who couldn't even save a little girl.”

Al: “Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange.”

Hawkeye: “You're useless in the rain, so please stay back, Colonel.”

Edward Elric: Who are you calling so short you want to squish like an ant?
Alphonse Elric: Calm down, he never said anything like that!
Edward Elric: But he was thinking it.

Ed: “Shorty? Can a shorty do this? What else do you want to call me, a half-pint, beanstalk, midget? I'm still-grown you backwater desert idiots!”

Maes Hughes: [Raving over his daughter] she’s like my own little escort of cuteness!
Edward Elric: Glad to see you haven't changed, Major. Nice and insane.

Ed: "You've got a good strong pair of legs, Rose. I suggest you use them.”

Ed: I said get down on the ground!
Russell: What? So we can see eye to eye?

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Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 3461 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
All's Dare in Love and Soccer by deadheart115 reviews
1. Never back down from a dare. 2. Get even when pranked. These are just two of the most important philosophies Erin Sanders, is known for. But when she goes a little too far with a dare, Erin is forced to become the team manager of her school's soccer team. Led by an arrogant jerk who thinks she's immature and childish. Erin's about to learn, all's dare in love and soccer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 106,689 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
The Vow by kanders reviews
It all started when I fell through a rickety old floor and landed on this notoriously cold guy named Clark Russell...I sat up, shocked at what had just transpired, and found myself straddling him. Go me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,223 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
I Thought it Mattered by 1Faith1 reviews
A boy in my school has died. He was hit by a car. His name was Danny, and he sat next to me in Math, period four. Oh, and one other thing about Danny...he copied my homework. All. The. Time.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
HeartShaped Box by My Nirvana reviews
All Willow Hastings cares about is finishing her senior year, avoiding her alcoholic mom, and street racing again. She didn't expect Jack Hale, the badass of the school to become a big part of her life. RATED M FOR SEX SCENES AND LANGUAGE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,016 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Subtle Changes by SimplyPink reviews
Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,789 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
A Cliche in Training by Striped Leopard reviews
Let me tell you one thing. Being a twin isn’t all that glamorous. It isn’t always fun, especially when your twin is freakishly popular, and an incredibly overprotective older brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,568 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
Pierced by Polished Gem reviews
COMPLETE: Bri wasn't looking for love when someone unexpectedly summons Cupid on her behalf. She's only looking to fix her life. She ends up falling for the one guy she can't have: Cupid himself. And Ares is hot on his heels to reap destruction.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,756 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete