Author has written 4 stories for Supernatural, Action, and Sci-Fi.
First name: Hullo, my name is Paris! Not Paris Hilton (I frown down upon her decisions) or Perez hilton (he's a guy... i think)
Middle name: Evergreen (for all you know… actually changed it to that a while back)
Last Name: If I don't want you to know its not on here.
Nicknames: All of the above, Yayturtle, Turtle, YT, Parry, Sweet Pea (That's what my dad calls me) Mrs. P, (that's what my mom calls me, and if I ever hear that from any of you, you will get it! HISS!)Cowjuice (I have no idea, my sister found that name somewhat repulsive) Perruche (parrot in French), Lady, Parpar (other sp: parepare, pearpear, parepar, parpare)
Age: Around the 13 ending mark
Description: Tall, straight brown hair, hazel eyes, a few freckles, somewhat muscular, tan, and you know all that other... good... stuff…
Personality: sweet, cheerful, optimistic, sassy, understanding, confident, smart, very smart, quick, has a small temper, tough, tidy, organized
Girl Friends: Rose dawgie, Ali dawgie, Parks dawgie, Elles dawgie, Dee dawgie, Liz dawgie, Suzzy dawgie, Sassy dawgie, and Grach dawgie
Guy Friends: Kewl dawg, Snap dawg, Peace dawg, Hound dawg, Tough dawg, Tall dawg, Chili dawg, Bling dawg
Crush: Kewl dawg
Classes: L.A, Algebra, Science, French, Technology, Wellness, PE, Art, History, Clubs (creative writing and Earth Force), Study hall, lunch, break, homeroom
Extra Curricular: Art, Dance
Sports (I am really not on all these teams, but I really like the ones listed): B-ball, Lacrosse, Soccer, Tetherball, Hip-hop dance, Horseback riding, bike riding.
Brother(s): yes, 1, younger
Sister(s): yes, 1, younger
Pets: 1 dog, 11 lizards, 11 fish, and ½ owners of 1 cat
"Talents" I can:
-Burp my ABC's
-Put my foot behind my head
-Stand while using my hands and sitting in a criss-cross position
-Dance to hip hop
-Jump Rope wildly
-Ride horses, and communicate with them
-Write really well!
-Can occasionally see things that are happening in the present to a good friend or family member
-I know the future... watch out...
Actors: Johnny Depp, Josh Hutcherson, Kelly Blatz, Orlando Bloom, Taylor Lautner, Jack Black, Dylan Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Sam Lerner, Jesse Spencer, Josh Duhamel, Drew Roy
Actresses: Anne Hathaway, Nicole Sullivan, Anna Sofia Robb, Debby Ryan, Sandra Bullock, Emma Roberts, Emma Roberts, and Abigail Breslin
Movies: Cirque du freak; The Vampire's assistant, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Alice in Wonderland, When in Rome, Eclipse, New Moon, Kung Fu Panda, Shutter Island, The stepfather, Bride Wars, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Race to Witch Mountain, Eight below
TV shows: A haunting, The haunted, LOST TAPES!!, The Secret Saturdays, Scream Queens, Project Runway, House M.D., Avatar the Last Airbender, I shouldn't be alive, Man vs. Food
Authors: James Patterson, Rick Riordon, R.L. Stine, and Stephanie Meyer
Books: The Dragon Prince, Rascal Pratt, A Gift of Magic
Series: Twilight Saga, The dragon of the lost sea series, Goosebumps, Maximum Ride, Gone, The Hunger Games
Singers: Cascada, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift
Band: Black-Eyed Peas, The Ready Set
Instrument: Harp or Bass Drum
Genre: Pop or Dance
Top 20 Fave Songs of All Time:
-Love like Woe- The Ready Set
-Grenade- Bruno Mars
-Please Don't Go- Mike Posner
-Firework- Katy Perry
-We r Who We r- Keha
-Welcome to World- Kevin Rudolf feat. Kid Cudi
-If I had You- Adam Lambert
-Take it Off- Keha
-Winner- Jamie Foxx and Justin Timberlake
-Stereo Love- Edward Maya and Vika somebody
Food: Steak, Mashed potatoes, French Fries, Shrimp, Sushi, Subs
Meal of the Day: Lunch
Meal: Steak, Shrimp, Rice and mashed potatoes (from Yamato)
Fruit: Coconuts, plums
Junk food: Donuts or Doritos
Gum: 5- Solstice
Candy: Licorice, Giant Chewy Nerds
Chips: Cool Ranch Doritos
Chocolate Bars: Twix, Kit Kat,
Chocolate: White Chocolate, or Milk chocolate
Soda: Dr. Pepper, Coke-a-Cola
Juice: Apple, Grape
Other drinks: Milk, Hot Chocolate, Water, and Frappicinos, Chocolate Milk, Green Tea
Ice Cream: Birthday cake
Sherbet: Rasberry or Lime
Gelato: Caramel and Cookies Crunch
Cereal: Lucky Charms
Restraunt: Yamato, Mosaic, Marketplace (can be found at Atlantis in the Bahamas), Taco Bell, McDonalds', SUBWAY!
Sandwich: BLTs or grilled cheese with nacho cheese Doritos smashed up inside, or grilled cheese and bacon, or grilled cheese and tomato
Soups: Oyster Bisque, Tomato soup, Cream of Chicken or Mushroom soup, Special chicken noodle kind of soup.
Animal: Dogs, Horses, White Tigers, Turtles, Wolves, and Betta Fish
Dog breed: Australian Shepherd, German shepherd, Border Collies, Weimerainers, Labs, Huskies, Golden Retrievers
Horse colors: Palomino and chestnut
Pet: Bambi Bailey
Sea mammal: Dolphins, Orcas, Whales, Killer Whales... wait.. that's the same as Orcas...
Fish: Betta, Emperor Angel fish, Clown Triggerfish, Bicolor Parrotfish, Nurse Shark
Other Sea Creatures: Sea horses, and Sea turtle
Fantasy Creature: Dragons
Pokemon: Turtwig, Dragonite, Quagsire, Eevee, Suicune, Dialga
Flower: Pansies and Roses
Color: Blue, orange, green, pink, black, white, silver, gold
Carnival Ride: The giant boat swing thing
Car: Mini Cooper
November 24- I have now posted my first Fictionpress story!! It is called the Forward and it is based off of this copy paste usually found on fanfiction: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. It is only BASED off of this. I have re-written it entirely though and added to it, taking away some of it, but I really hope you enjoy my story! I wrote it in my club at school! It is dedicated to my Creative Writing club and the entire 8th grade class at my school! Also yes, I know there are some errors nearing the end, but I changed them and forgot to save it after I printed it and I couldn't find them again, so sorry about those!!
And then Katniss shot Bella. The end.
Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Dear math, I am not a therapest, solve your own problems.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Hedgehogs- why don't they just share the hedge?
When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the heck you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
When life gives you lemons, steal your brother’s apples
When life gives you lemons, throw them at your brother’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’
When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me?
When life gives you lemons make orange juice and sit back and let other people wonder how you did it.
When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth!
It's a satchel, and yes, indiana jones has one too.
People say love is the most important thing on earth, I think oxygen is more important.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
Buckle your seat belts! ... if you're seat has a buckle...
Anyone who says nothing is impossible has never tried eating a zombie taco beside a zombie on an underwater shark bus trip to Peru on a monday.
Once you've seen one, one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater, you've seen them all.
Long pause... no answer...
Never flip randomly thrugh a biology book.
Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional
I am temporarily distracted by a shiny object.
SAY NO TO DRUGS!! Say yes to TACOS!!
The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car.
Umbrellas, they're like five in ones, they protect you from rain, attract lightning, protect you from the sun's harmful UV rays and they're a great sword and sheild! ~pokes friend in back~
It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed with a fork, then its hilarious!!
It's all fun and games until someone gets bitten by a vampire.
Peace, Love, and Blue hair.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I was gifted, but the pyschiatrist took away my powers. (stupid pyschiatrist)
I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.
Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.
Slinky + escalator = endless fun
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled . . . now where the heck am I?
Education is important, school, however, is another matter.
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Make a man a fire and you can keep him warm for a day, but set a man on fire and you can keep him warm for life.
The lottery is a tax on people who are really bad at math.
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up.
I don't obsess; I think intensely.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes . . . and we love them anyways.
A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking.
At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.
The statisitics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying that there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem work itself out?
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love then anyways.
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.
Ooh . . . a life! Where can I download one?
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
I didn't say it was you fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Life is like a pack of gum... I have yet to figure out why
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching TV by candlelight
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Did you just call me a beep? Because a beep is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
How fast do you go on the highway? As fast as you want, as long as you don't get caught by the cops.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Procrostinate now, don't put it off.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Why they call the airport "the terminal"
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.
Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friends's forehead.
To err is human. To really screw things up, you need a computer.
People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
Join the army, go to exotic places, meet new people, then kill them.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
"Cute as a button" Since when are buttons cute?
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark sunglasses so as not to be recognized.
An expert is a person who tells you a simple thing in a confusing way in such a fashion that you think the confusion is your fault.
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning for others.
Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odd are, you're one of them.
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.
You'll always miss 100 of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99 of the shots you do.
All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s
Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.
Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us.
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I do not deny everything.
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.
I'm not short I'm fun sized.
Love me or hate me personally I could care less
Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.
Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and heck is afraid I'll take over
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that mother freaker upside the head.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Love your enemies! It really annoys them off.
Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”
EMO kids have cool hair.
I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.
If you ever see an angry chainsaw zombie coming at you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, tell me to wait here.
Any minute now, I will jump in with my pointless observations.
More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
We are not retreating . . . we are advancing in another direction.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.
I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.
I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening IDIOCY.
I'm not lost, I'm exploring.
SILENCE! I kill you.
Hi, my job is to annoy you.
Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.
Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thougt . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Keep smiling, it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support.
I didn't lose my mind; I sold it on eBay.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions; it's just that yours is stupid!
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. Not so sure about the universe.
I had a friend once, but the rope broke and he got away.
I'm sure someone cares that you're alive. It's just not me!
If you don't know what to write in a story, kill someone off!
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I've got news for you. You can't lose what you never had.
I ate a waffle today . . . in accordance to the prophecy.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door.
If you are a serial killer, get the heck away from me! If you are a cereal killer, get the heck away from my Cheerios!
On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin!
Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fryI let my mind wander, but it never came back.
I don't have a psychiatrist and I don't want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
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