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Author has written 12 stories for Historical, General, Fantasy, Kids, and Biography.

Name: My friends know who I am, and that's all that matters. I think

Looks: brunette, 5'3, hazel eyes and I wear contacts. I've also got a very nice tan at the moment

Likes: cheesecake; strawberries; food; books; fantasy; getting better grades than my friends;

Dislikes: math; most teenage boys; most teenage girls; perverted people(see two previous); people who stand around doing nothing in gym; the annoying guy who can't take a hint; being patronized;

Favorite Authors(by category):

-Young Adult: John Flanagan, Rick Riordan, Kenneth Oppel, Erin Hunter,

-Fantasy: J.R.R. Tolkein; J.K. Rowling, Patricia C. Wrede, Diana Wynn Jones

-Romance-Lynsay Sands, Katie MacAlister,

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits: Beverly Mitchill- What Am I Doing Here?

2. Waking up: Dean Martin-Winter Wonderland

3. First Day of College: Kenny Rogers- The Wind Beneath My Wings

4. Falling in Love: Saving Jane-Butterflies

5. Kiss Scene: Owl City-Fireflies

6. Fight Song: Carrie Underwood-Before He Cheats

7. Breaking Up: Avril Lavigne-Innocence

8. Graduating College: Jessica Simpson-Pray Out Loud

9. Big Break: Brad Paisley-Find Yourself

10. Mental Breakdown: Avril Lavigne-Nobody's Home

11. Driving Song: The Calling-Adrianne

12. Flashback: Tim McGraw-Over and Over Again

13. Getting back together: Fall Out Boys- Champagne for my Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends

14. Wedding: Sherwood-I'm Asking Her To Stay

15. Birth of Child: Trace Adkins-It Was You

16. Paying Dues: Shania Twain- The Woman in Me

17. Moment of Triumph: Steve Rushton-Game Over

18. Final Battle: Avril Lavigne-What the Hell

19. Death Scene: Beverly Mitchell-Good Girls

20. Funeral Scene: Bowling for Soup- Val Kilmer

End Credit: Beverly Mitchell-Dream Like We're Going to Live Forever

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. 4 percent would be in hospital trying not to breathe. 2 percent would be unsure whether to breathe or not. One percent would be crying over those who died. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the other 1 percent laughing your butt off.

98 of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 that stabbed him.

If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate really obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the world's governments should make peace and not war, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had to have a Blonde-Joke explained to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Flying_Shadow666, GregsLabrat, American Delinquent32, themakerofsakaria.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
The Tales of Sadie Baker (Old Version) by ALittleBitCrazy reviews
Sadie Baker is your average nerdy 15-year-old girl, with a different sense of humor. Jesse Williams is your average 17-year-old boy, who tends to take life a little too seriously. What happens when these two meet? Things get interesting, to say the least.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,655 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Crash and Burn by rosieroo reviews
SEQUEL TO NSCH - He's the sexy singing superstar. She's his old high school sweetheart. After four years, fate throws them together again. She may still be in love with him, but that doesn't mean he'll be able to convince her that they're meant to be [winner of SKoW's Best Het (Incomplete) and runner-up Best Supporting Character!] FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,254 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Once Upon A Nightmare by Mickey John reviews
Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. Violet doesn't use the new BlissMax pill designed to give good dreams (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,258 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Farro by Arreana reviews
PUBLISHED! She is the kidnapped prisoner of an assassinated priest. He is the assassin. They are thrown together, tortured slum girl and embittered Crown Prince, upon a perilous road to freedom. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,390 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
His Captive by rosieroo reviews
Book 2 - When Vin is captured by a notorious criminal, her life is thrown into chaos. But what happens when she discovers that everything is not as it seems, with him and her country? And he would just have to be her Mate, wouldn't he. *Nominated for Best Villain SKoW Round 12* COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Trigger: On Hold by LethalAddxction reviews
Angels and Demons "Go ahead. Pull that trigger. You know, that's the only reason I brought you here in the first place. So you could put that pretty little finger of yours on that trigger and pull it," He growled venomously, spreading his arms in welcome.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 82,760 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
His Queen by rosieroo reviews
Book 1 - Crown Prince Aeron is convinced that farm girl Sera is his mate and, despite his pursuit, Sera doesn't exactly feel the same. But when he brings her into his world of mages and magical creatures, how long will it take Sera to finally let down her guard and not only let Aeron in, but become what she is destined to be? EDITED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,465 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Seared by Desire by Jennyt82 reviews
Lucian has no time for women with a war to win and thousands of vampires to lead but Sara, his fiery but cursed bride, won't be denied. When fate throws them together will they be able to save each other and find a love that burns hotter than any flame?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
I want to belong by RMB4 reviews
I am the sensible girl, the one who does not mind guys aren't interested. So how can I have fallen for a man who can have every girl he wants? How did that happen? How can I get myself out of this mess and - more importantly - do I want to get out?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 129,488 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Love, Hate, Betrayal, and So Much More by bookhugger reviews
After her father's death, Naomi's been arranged to marry the Taylors' only son. Will she come to love or hate him and the marriage? Set in current/modern times.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,503 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008
Can't Let Go by peaceout reviews
That son of a bitch dumped me and then went straight to the most popular girl to date during our freshmen year. Now we're seniors, and I still haven't been able to get a date. Apparently, HE scared all the guys away. WTF? He dumped me didn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010
Cursed by marvelchick reviews
The moon held her in her power now, her mind was no longer her own." Karina has born the curse of the moon for centuries, lying in wait for her chance at revenge. She never thought it would come in the form of a handsome hunter destined to be her mate.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,380 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010
New Students by jaliwo reviews
Seventeen-year-old Ava Locke is a junior in high school. Her wish for a less monotonous life is fulfilled when two new students, Matt Andrews and Ben Whitman, arrive. With them, Ava learns more about life and herself than she ever thought possible.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 199,459 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Overlording for Dummies by Typing Typhoon reviews
Becoming an Overlord has never been easier with the help of this new in-depth guide! Learn how to discern from potential minions, to build a fortress, and how to rake in the cash with your Hasbro action figure contract! Enslave your civilization today!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
Riley & I by luxicious reviews
“You talk with periods. You need more exclamation points in your voice.” “Right, this from the guy who doesn’t talk.” “I say what needs to be said.” “Yeah? And what needs to be said right now?” “I want you.” “Oh.” - Read and review, please -
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,106 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010
Whitegate Manor by Confectionery Rodent reviews
Whitegate Manor was, and is, the most haunted building in England, and Sapphire Wallace has just moved in. But it's the evil forces that will have to watch out, Sapphire is a stubborn girl, and not even that Dark Lord after her soul will get an easy time.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010
My Dilemma by Clover-101 reviews
I'm at a new school and everyone seems pretty nice. Except for one outstanding exception. What did I ever do to him? Why is he so mean? And why can't I stop thinking about him? - Completed!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Crimson Nights by iitsliikedat reviews
He kissed my lips, then he sunk his fangs into the skin of my neck. That definitely wasn't meant to happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,261 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009
Midnight Melody by Penelope P reviews
I work four jobs, dance, and babysit almost every night of the week. So when I get home I want to sleep. Instead I have to listen to my new upstairs neighbour play the piano all night long. Who does he think he is? Famous? Ha...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,588 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Hooked on Him by lulu.lemon reviews
Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,922 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2479 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
A Guide to Action Scenes by Heatless Flame reviews
This is a basic guide to writing an action scene, may it be actual pbattle, verbal, or anything such. This is NOT a full guide, and I suggest several others that can be found in my C2, Helpful Writing Guides.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Uncharmed by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Formerly What Kind of Charm. A chance encounter at a party changes Ella's life forever. Now she finds herself caught up in a world she knew nothing about all because of the irritating vampire Alex and his refusal to go away and leave her alone. Complete.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 103,834 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
WIT Witch in Training by Clavel reviews
Hazel's life changed forever the day she encountered Greg... just because he let her know that she was a WITCH. Sucky summary, better story, I swear
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,809 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/29/2004
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The War for SakariaThe Vampires Story
A war has been going on for nearly 100 years between Werewolves and Vampires, but it may be coming to an end. Althis Evaine, a general for the Vampires, goes to a peace treaty with the Werwolves, where he learns some shocking news that will change everyth
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,007 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010
The War For SakariaThe Werewolves Story
A war has been going on for a hundred years might be coming to a close. Liam, the Goldmoon Alpha, and Tamlin, the Clan Healer, learn some interesting truths about the war. To end it, they must join forces with the Vampires and stop an unknown enemy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,409 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010
New Beginnings
The story of how my grandmother moved to Pennsylvania from Virginia. Something I wrote for English class.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
The Lone Wolf
A wolf on his first hunt comes face to face with a being that he had only heard about in stories.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Somthing Terrible
A girl learns that you should be careful what you wish for because you never know who might be listening.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Holiday Land
Where does the Easter Bunny live? When you were a child, did you ever ask this? Were you ever answered? Well, this little girl was answered in a most amazing way.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
The Isle of Wolves reviews
A beautiful girl. An outcast man. What could they have in common? Plenty. And when they fall in love, they set off a chain of events that will change their entire world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
The Greatest Magician of All
When a kingdom has been overun and the magician is nowhere to be found, who will rise up against tyranny, bad guys, and general chaos? Well, ya kinda hvae to read it to find out, don't ya?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
In Plain Sight
A boy helps his younger brother look for a lost grocery list with amusing results
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
One in Every Family reviews
A young wolf pup wanders around the forest, asking questions as to why things are as they are.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
Spirit Cave reviews
A young Caveman takes his place as apprentice Shaman as he and his master bring in the new year.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Now or Never reviews
The thoughts of a soldier ready for D-Day.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete