Hey there readers.

I'm just a bored high school student with nothing on his hands, so he writes random stories that fly into the window of his head.

10/30/12: So yeah, everything on here is complete crap. I'll be doing Nanowrimo this year again, and hopefully it doesn't completely bring professionals around the world to tears. Also be prepared for me to give up half-way through, but I'll try my best. Sorta.

And I've dropped all my old stuff. Honestly, I was a crappy writer when I was younger, and probably still am.

Personal stuff:

Name: asdfdsaf

Age: Not old enough

Gender: Male

Writing style: I like to write in first person. Third person for me feels too detached.

Favorite Band: Red

Favorite Song: Shadows-- "Red"

Favorite Musician: Has to be Synyster Gates. Awesome guitarist.

Favorite Videogame: Probably Assassin's Creed

Favorite Food: Yakisoba

Am a Grammar Nazi, of sorts. More of a mental thing, I don't refer to it often. Might be good if I decide to be a Beta Reader.

I also write on Fanfiction. Exact same penname, so heads up on that.

P.S. BHSers, two of my stories reference a certain Mr. Beilin in them. See if you can find him!

Current projects on Fictionpress:

Mysterious Past- Abandoned

Heir to the Throne- Abandoned

The False Magus- Abandoned

The Experiment's Revenge- Abandoned

Master and Fighter: Absolute Mirror-Abandoned

Current projects on FanFiction:

Experience- Based on Atlantica Online. Abandoned

Getting Burned for Playing God- Hiatus for now. I can't think of anything to do.

Note to all those who see my profile- I'm working on a lot stories at once, so I can't update very fast. I'll update as soon as they are done.

Randomness:

-i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile

-I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every second of it.

-Tips for any writer: Make sure your story has correct grammar and spelling. This goes a long way and shows that you are intelligent and really are working on the story. It's easier to read and understand.

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.

Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS!

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you get writer's block and have a sudden urge to kill off one of your characters, which actually cures your writer's block.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think sparkly vampires are the stupidest and yet the funniest thing you've ever heard of at the same time, copy this into your profile!