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Joined 06-03-10, id: 728245, Profile Updated: 11-14-12
Author has written 6 stories for Fantasy, Supernatural, Manga, and Action.

Hey there readers.

I'm just a bored high school student with nothing on his hands, so he writes random stories that fly into the window of his head.

10/30/12: So yeah, everything on here is complete crap. I'll be doing Nanowrimo this year again, and hopefully it doesn't completely bring professionals around the world to tears. Also be prepared for me to give up half-way through, but I'll try my best. Sorta.

And I've dropped all my old stuff. Honestly, I was a crappy writer when I was younger, and probably still am.

Personal stuff:

Name: asdfdsaf

Age: Not old enough

Gender: Male

Writing style: I like to write in first person. Third person for me feels too detached.

Favorite Band: Red

Favorite Song: Shadows-- "Red"

Favorite Musician: Has to be Synyster Gates. Awesome guitarist.

Favorite Videogame: Probably Assassin's Creed

Favorite Food: Yakisoba

Am a Grammar Nazi, of sorts. More of a mental thing, I don't refer to it often. Might be good if I decide to be a Beta Reader.

I also write on Fanfiction. Exact same penname, so heads up on that.

P.S. BHSers, two of my stories reference a certain Mr. Beilin in them. See if you can find him!

Current projects on Fictionpress:

Mysterious Past- Abandoned

Heir to the Throne- Abandoned

The False Magus- Abandoned

The Experiment's Revenge- Abandoned

Master and Fighter: Absolute Mirror-Abandoned

Current projects on FanFiction:

Experience- Based on Atlantica Online. Abandoned

Getting Burned for Playing God- Hiatus for now. I can't think of anything to do.

Note to all those who see my profile- I'm working on a lot stories at once, so I can't update very fast. I'll update as soon as they are done.


-i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile

-I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every second of it.

-Tips for any writer: Make sure your story has correct grammar and spelling. This goes a long way and shows that you are intelligent and really are working on the story. It's easier to read and understand.


Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.

Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS!

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you get writer's block and have a sudden urge to kill off one of your characters, which actually cures your writer's block.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think sparkly vampires are the stupidest and yet the funniest thing you've ever heard of at the same time, copy this into your profile!

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Advent of Iniquity (Prequel Story) by Kit-Karamak reviews
A "Sci-Fa" prequel set in 1999 following Chance, a boy who manifests the ability of telepathy. He quickly learns that a governing body of supernaturals deems telepathy illegal. Set 24 years prior to my main story series, Chance meets a quirky cast of characters, like a flirty succubus, a curious kitsune and an Esoteric Council dead set on Zero Tolerance of public power usage.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Complete
Farro by Arreana reviews
PUBLISHED! She is the kidnapped prisoner of an assassinated priest. He is the assassin. They are thrown together, tortured slum girl and embittered Crown Prince, upon a perilous road to freedom. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,390 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
Kometto High by Lunar Phoenix reviews
Somewhat of an outcast, Alec finally moved to a new high school. Even though he felt he could not change himself, he hoped to make a fresh start. Unfortunately the town he moves to is full of supernatural creatures and normal humans are forbidden.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 312,083 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2008
Nearly Departed: The Necromancer's Wife by Black-Raven-Kura reviews
Kana is a blind girl from the Iskoola tribe, forced into an arranged marriage. Shin is a travelling necromancer with a habit of getting mixed up where he shouldn't. When he tricks Kana into marrying him, the damage is diasastrous. Rated T, please R and R.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010
What does it feel to have a father? by Little Lobster reviews
Just a little something coming from a child without a father.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
Crimson Thunder by Black-Raven-Kura reviews
Humans never change, no matter how much time passes. Even those who change in physical appearance. Every human, one and all. War, discrimination, murder, riots, pollution. It's all still there. It's disgusting. I want to change it. Once and for all. R&R!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009
Firefly: Storm Watch by Tuesday Morning 423 reviews
Finally free from her dark past and the backwater mud ball she called home, Ari made a name for herself as a fighter pilot in the elite Alpha Squad. The arrival of the new colonel threatens everything as he seeks to reform the unraveling fleet.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 272,402 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Grimoire Red: Rigorous Weekend by Kaizer Tenshi reviews
The Pulse is the natural essence of Reality, whereas The Plague is the warped remains of corrupted Pulse that seeks to bring about chaos and suffering without reason. Caught amidst this brutal conflict is Kureno Sakamoto, a 17 year old high-schooler...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,980 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Mirror Destiny, Book One: Equinox Game by Robert D Hall reviews
In modern society, fate brings a teenage boy named Joseph Mikail together with a girl who possesses a powerful secret. The two of them quickly find themselves being hunted by dark forces at every turn, forced to rely upon one another for their survival.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,045 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010
ZOMBEHS! by Bunneh reviews
All the adults are gone, teenagers rule the earth, and the zombie apocalypse has started. Honestly, what’s not to like? A humorous drama of one team of teens trying to survive each other, mindless zombies, and one unusual zombie named Grey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010
Full Metal Gearbox by Crash Ichimonji reviews
I never thought I'd end up shoplifting...Now I'm being blackmailed into joining some sort of 'airsoft' team, whatever the heck THAT is, so I won't get reported...But...I can't tell which is WORSE!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008
Cat's Eye by TheCrystalMaiden reviews
Sora, a noble girl, dreams of adventure... but finds she is not quite ready for it when she's kidnapped by an assassin. Now, with the help of a magical necklace, she is the only one who can save his life. Winner of the sKoW best fantasy award! Plz RR
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,935 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006
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The False Magus reviews
The son of a rich family is sent to Japan to kill a corrupt politician. But when a girl in his class reveals herself as a magus, his world is turned upside down. Even more, he is apparently a False Magus. Read to find out.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
444 reviews
The world has gone into an implant frenzy. Everyone needs an implant, whether it's a beauty implant or ocular implant. Can a normal teenager survive during a terrorist attack?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010
Master and Fighter: Absolute Mirror reviews
The world is dominated by the Arena, where Masters and Fighters team up and fight for fame, glory, and, of course, money. When a Fighter named Kylie is Bonded to an unorthodox Master half-breed, she realizes that the world conceals a darker side of life.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010
The Experiment's Revenge reviews
When the last survivor of a horrifying experiment targets the organization who changed him, things do not go as planned, and he ends up running with a girl who thinks that he's her friend. What's more, his dark past has come to haunt him, will he survive
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010
Heir to the Throne
When a normal high school guy gets into the world of the unnatural, where time stops and angels turn into dogs, he must survive to find out just who he is, and just who his parents were.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Published: 8/6/2010
Mysterious Past reviews
When a man with an eye patch, a bandaged arm, and a mysterious past meets the daughter of someone he murdered, it sets off a chain of events that will put them both in danger. Note: Will have an irregular update rate. Violence and Language
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010