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Joined 06-06-10, id: 728696, Profile Updated: 10-16-11
Author has written 7 stories for Historical, and Humor.

A tad about myself: I'm 18, from England (please note the flag) and am a huge fan of history. I love the Victorian and Edwardian eras especially and the royalty of these times is...well it's bordering on obsession at the moment.

I have a lot of fictional historical stories hanging around my computer and I'm uploading bits of them as I write them, so please bear with me when everything slows down.

Pointless information:

Song last listened to: Walkin' Back to Happiness by Helen Shapiro

Last book read: The Three Emperors by Miranda Carter

Last film watched: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Last thing watched on telly: Inside Nature's Giants (pretty much a televised dissection of a great white shark.)

Well that was a lovely waste of nice white screen, so (if you've struggled through that lot of waffle to get this far) I'll go now and upload some more history stuff. Hopefully someone out there will like what I write and (if you're them) please tell me so.

:)> It's a viking with a goatee. What more could you ask for in life?

Oh yes, and the people on my avatar are Queen Alexandra of the United Kingdom and her grandson, Prince Olaf of Norway. Told you I was obsessed.

NOTE OF GREAT IMPORTANCE: As most people who actually read them are probably aware, I haven't done anything with my stories for quite simply yonks. This is mainly because I've just started University and am still settling in. However, panic ye not, for the adventures of Elsie, the Library Gang, Vicky Morris and the rest WILL continue in the future. I just thought I'd let you know that I haven't abandoned them to fickle Fate.

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Just a Splash of Confusion by Ebimeep reviews
England, 1835: Bit doesn't know anything, and is suddenly vaulted from her pig-caring job on an obscure country manor to the matchmaker of the century. This is probably not genteel Tom's wisest move - but it should get the job done, right? Hilarity ensues
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,431 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010
Secret Heart by SisterDustyfeet reviews
India was the jewel in Britain's crown. But behind the glittering facade can lie dark secrets. From the Cornish coast to the hill stations of India, the secrets of one family echo through the generations and threaten to destroy the lives of 4 young people
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010
To Live Without Love by Cynthia Brent reviews
Elizabeth of England will do anything to hold on to power, even imprison the gentle Queen of Scots. But Elizabeth and Mary both know how it feels to live without love!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,882 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Is It Not Written by Steampunk9 reviews
In late 19th Century Sudan, famous hero of the Empire 'Chinese' Gordon is expected to save the besieged city of Khartoum from the hordes of the Mahdi. But the pressure's getting to Gordon, and he's beginning to take an interest in occult matters.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Victoria, Legend by Mia Cortez reviews
A second-person telling of Victoria's life. R&R. Oneshot.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
The Lady Or The Tiger by Cynthia Brent reviews
In the days of Alexander the Great, a young Greek soldier must choose between love and duty. A romantic retelling of the classic tale.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
The Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell reviews
Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2003
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The Flamingo and the Eagle
June 1940. As Hitler's armies sweep through central Europe, British High Command come up with a plot to rescue the ex-Kaiser Wilhelm II from his home in the Netherlands. A story of a team of men and women sent into occupied territory to rescue a former enemy of their country, but will all of them get back to Blighty alive? [Awful summary - please peruse anyway.]
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Published: 2/16/2014
Royals and the Reich: The Alternate Version
AKA - Wilhelm II: Nazi Slayer. Yes, it's 1930 and Hermann Goring is about to visit Huis Doorn in the Netherlands, home of the exiled Kaiser Wilhelm II. And his time-travelling wife, Audrey. Who knows exactly what the Nazis are capable of, and who is determined to stop them at any cost...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,820 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013
Tray Tale reviews
A drabble-ish thing about Queen Victoria, the Kaiser, and a marble bust of Prince Albert saving the day aboard the Titanic. Please don't ask. It was inspired by a conversation on Tumblr, which is all you need to know I think...
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013
Balmoralty reviews
A girl from 2010 somehow ending up in Victorian Scotland in the middle of a sailing race. Odd I know, but pray do have a glance.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010
Tell Laura I Love Her
Three students from 2012, a frightful storm, and a pack of Hohenzollerns. What can possibly go wrong? More generally humourous mayhem with the usual irrelevant title. Now with added Germanic shenanigans.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Published: 2/21/2013
O tempora! O mores! reviews
Meet Elspeth Higgins, a humble blacksmith's daughter from Oxfordshire. This is the story of how a joke about Helen of Troy catapulted her up a few classes to become a Russian Grand Duchess. Set in 1886. Yay.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,179 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010
An Tale of Joy, Woe and Boot Polish reviews
I can't even begin to explain. It's an insane email containing actual Virgil quotes and the Duke of Wellington. Just read it. Please.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete