Alice Rocker
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Joined 06-06-10, id: 728725, Profile Updated: 03-13-13
Author has written 17 stories for Humor, Supernatural, Essay, Life, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi.

UPDATE 3/13/13: Hi guys! Or nobody! Whoever happens upon this. I've been really neglectful of this account lately. I'm not dead, but I've been working a lot outside of here, working on a big NaNoWriMo project that just keeps going. I'm really sorry for not writing a lot, but there's life as well that I've been busy with. If anyone at all out there has been/is waiting for an update, I'm really sorry. I'll try to work on my other stories when I can, but I've also been lacking inspiration lately. Feel free to shoot the failure of an author. This account isn't completely dead. I promise. Just thought I'd put this here to update every once in a while. *shrugs* Might as well add to my already giant profile. Why not, right?

-Alice :)

Take the short path below or long path a little ways down. Skip it if you want and go on around. But that's where the fun is, you'll miss it if you do!Because, friends, it's the journey...not the destination. ;D

THE SHORT PATH:
Hello, there. Have you come to wander along with me? I'm so glad.
Welcome to my profile, friends. My penname is Alice Rocker. Are you here for the croquet game? We're in Wonderland, you see.
Don't be shy now! Take a peek. It's all good fun. I hope that you will take the time to read some of my writing and stay a while. I can't stay long, for I'm late for tea. Any reviews left are greatly appreciated, but flame and I'll have to sick the Jabberwocky on you...

THE LONG PATH:
Hello there, friends. Have you come down the rabbit hole to wander with me? I appreciate it much. It does get lonely here from time to time. But now that you’re here we shall go where ever the wind takes us!
One way to the Hatter, one way to the Hare, to the Tweedles Dum and Dee it’s one in the same. You’ll get there eventually. Where is “there,” you ask? It’s not the where that matters, but the how and the who. Or would it be whom?
You’re just in time for tea, you see. Some treacle for you, some treacle for me. Let’s the wake the Dormouse and have him tell us a tale, but we can’t stay long today or we’ll be late for croquet, with the Queen in the garden, oh yes indeed! If you’re not careful, she’ll have your head! So talk to the Cheshire cat instead! Quick paint the roses red!
One side for smaller, one side for big, of the mushroom you eat. (It goes very well with tea.) Shout if you want and grow very tall, if you’ve got something to say, say it to all. Open up like a telescope, and see how the world likes that! Or shrink down so small that you’re invisible, and go where ever you wish, but don’t take too much or in a blink you’ll be out like a candle stick. Choose wisely my dears, there’s so much to see! If only you’ll come wandering with me…
Sh, now, don’t wake the king! We’re both a part of his dream, you and me! Wake him up now and the fun’ll be gone! (Reviews keep him sleeping. :D)
So much to see, so much to do, take a step backwards and you’ll move forward 2. 2 what, you ask? I only wish I knew…
So as you follow me through the ups and the downs, take in your surroundings, cherish each sound. Life is too short, each day should be treasured, come along now, your journey’s just begun.

Just one last question I have for you to ponder while you wander along on your own for a while. How is a raven like a writing desk? What’s the answer, you ask? I only wish I knew. Do you?
Not why, but why not, not there, but here. Come do the Lobster Quadrille for the close! Look out for the White Rabbit, oh, there he goes! There one second, gone the next. He’s late for something, I suppose. (He’s lucky he’s so quick on his toes!) Come along, come along now, we’ve got to go!
Farewell, good fellows, I bid you goodbye. Have fun in my Wonderland, leave us a note. I’m off now, without another rhyme, I fear…
Toodle pip Wonderland, I’m off for the night. All questions, comments and reviews are appreciated, but flame and I’ll have to set the Jabberwocky on you!
We’re falling, falling, falling, how far you ask? However far it takes for us to hit the bottom and once you’re there, there’s no coming back. Are you mad, you ask? And we reply with a nod, we’re all mad down here, and you’re pretty far along! The side of the sidewalk, under the rainbow, round and round, singing, dancing, skipping, loving, laughing, living. Reading, seeing, reviewing, favouriting, disliking, blogging, playing, smiling. Falling, falling, falling…
Look for the tarts, talk kind to flowers, look where you’re going to see where you’ve been. I can only hope you’ll wonder back here again…
(END LONG PATH)
Enjoy the rest of my profile my friends...

Always,
-Alice :D

Which one? Which one? Which path shall you choose? There's so many to pick from! (Okay, not MANY, but quite a few as most of them tend to be very long and windy...) All the places in my Wonderland are listed below, take a peek! I won't bite! (...much...:) (Not current...sorry...)

The Nameless Title Series-The Title Of This Story Blew Up; Wanted: A Title For This Story; The Title Of This Story May Contain Radioactivity (If only I could find it...); The Title Of This Story Is On Vacation:
Descrip.: This is basically my "cannon" story/series at the moment. It basically started off as a little Halloween idea and kind of evolved into something... er...well, more. i.e. a series. If only it was titled. Actually, two of them have titles, but people said they were better off with out them, so that's how they stay. It's probably better to read them in order (i.e. same order as named) but I think most of the time you could pick up without reading all of them. You just wouldn't know the characters, or any history what-so-ever! So yeah.
The Title Of This Story Blew Up: Probably the least serious of all of those in the series; you meet the characters, lay down a basic shape for the story; just basically for laughs. Takes place around a Halloween party. Complete.
Wanted: A Title For This Story: Oh, dear...this story has had about 20 different plots, has been half-taken down, then deleted, then put back up and is currently being rewritten. It takes place around Christmas times and is a bit more serious than the last one. The reason I don't update this much is because, well, nobody except maybe, like, 1 person reads it. Even my small group of ever-loved regulars outweigh you. Sorry 'bout that, but it's slowly getting put back up. ...slowly.
The Title Of This Story May Contain Radioactivity: Takes place around Spring Break and when Ms. Mehall "meets her match." More developing of characters, etc. etc. Complete.
The Title Of This Story Is On Vacation: The gang goes on vacation and madness ensues. New characters, maybe the hardest to catch onto, maybe the easiest. In progress.

Ms. Mehall's Magical Mishaps: Descrip. How's that for alliteration? It's basically just a spin-off of the Nameless series, about Ms. Mehalls problems with magic, as the title points out. Definitely not my priority. If I feel like writing a chapter, I will, but don't expect anything like regular updates. Just for laughs, hopefully.

The Elf Who Saved Christmas: Just something my friend and I started when we were younger, and I decided to finish. It was actually for a contest (see SRrox01 for details) "Do you believe in magic?" which never had results because we really didn't care. Kid-ish, but cute, I think. Complete.

You Didn't See Anything: My second priority story, basically, and seems to be my first, lately, actually, as this one has inspiration and the other one hasn't. I don't know where I got the idea, but I did and I wrote it down. I usually end up a little nervous about this because I've heard I "can't write in a boy's POV." Luckily, AJ is just so...different (AJ: HEY! Me: Shut it, AJ.) that he can't really be contradicted, though he does have this attitude about him that's kind of hard to get into sometimes. Anyways, in progress.

The Corner Of Complete And Absolute Boredom: Side story. You guys gotta understand this is not a priority because a) I can't MAKE myself bored and b) it has to be random, or I'll make a plot and it'll be pointless then. Totally pointless. Totally for laughs. Totally random. Meet the VIMHs, some friends and their VIMHs, etc. See the title. People seem to enjoy our rantings, maybe you will too. :D

Ps. I know my profile looks really long and scary at the moment (It is...at least a little) but honestly there's some really funny stuff that I sto-Twins: *elbow me*-I mean, borrowed without permission from other people profiles. It's worth at least scrolling through. Also, no. I'm not really as creepy and somewhat rhyme-y as the earlier poem may impose. I appreciate you reading this far. I also tend to love reviews, and favourites, and alerts, and cookies. If you somehow find a way to send a cookie over the internet I will love you forever. Anyways, I'm off subject, I HEREBYE PERMIT YOU TO TAKE ANY STUFF OFF MY PROFILE AS MOST OF IT WAS TAKEN FROM OTHERS' PROFILES IN THE FIRST PLACE! Don't steal my characters without permission (lnik has dibs on Fred the centaur and suckishLEMONADE is used to be stealing hers), PM if you want to talk, I'd love to beta for somebody, no, I'm not telling you my age, if you're annoyed with me spelling colour and favourite like a British person you're going to hate my writing, I love penguins and I can't believe you're still listening to me ramble. GO FORTH AND READ PEOPLE! *points forward toward computer screen as the people around me look at me funny*

Yay for random quotes! (this is a work in progress people):

"He's a weirdo!" -Alexis

"Thanks for the meal." -Kirishima Zen

"Our Beatles are way better than your Rolling Stones!" -Homer Simpson

"And for first time in bird kid history, I was trampled by a crazed camel." -Max, FANG

"No friggin' way Jacob." -Sue Sylvester, Glee

"Though I've been placed with the boys, my loyalty remains with you ladies. Especially since all my artistic and fashion decisions have been turned down." -Kurt, Glee

"I hope it's not, like, body building. I don't want to be really calm and have massive nostrils." -Georgia Nicolson, And Then He Ate My Boy-Entrancers

"I don't know what she had for breakfast, but she has put on about one-hundred-fifty pounds. Either that or her knickers have reached elepantine size." -Georgia Nicoloson, And Then He Ate My Boy-Entrancers

"So...let me get this straight. You drank your dog?" -Caleb James, U93

"'You bet your gol' darn bottom dollar, mister. I've got a gun and I'm not afraid to use it!' He just looked at me as if I was talking complete rubbish or something." -Georgia, And Then He Ate My Boy-Entrancers

"I don't know what was keeping the Ace Gange unless Ellen had had another dither attack and had fallen down in the lavatory." -Georgia.

"I can't see through walls. I'm not that awesome." -me

"Them gazing at me in my coffin, crying...as they tried to force the coffin lide down over my nose! Merde..." -Georgia

"Hamburger-a-go-go land we we come! Get ready for a knicker invasion!" -Georgia

"A bunch of men together calls for some naked socializing!" -Niwa-san

"Our house is so dirty, it broke the vacuum cleaner." -My mom

"'Bloody hell in a hand backet, ouch ouch! Bollocking bugger bugger bum!' 'Are you sure your shoes are okay?' 'Jas, some complete imbecile of gigantic proportions has just trodden on my foot. That is why I am leaping like a loon.'" -Georgia and Jas.

"There is an exception to every rule. There is, however, not an exception to every law. No matter what Scarlet says. Scarlet: There is so, you just gotta think hard enough, and not get caught." -me and Scarlet

"Let's hear it for jibber-jabber! WOOHOO!" -Kowalski

"Though I risk expulsion by saying this, Mr. Shou I urge you to see that once again Britanny has helped one of us be ourselves." -Kurt

"IT'S JUST A MOIST TOWLETTE!" -Kurt

"Oh yes, now I can write a book – Forty-Five Ways To Avoid Sexual Molestation By The Elderly Pervert. Dedicated to Roy Mustang: The Bastard Colonel Who Forced Me To Learn How." -Edward Elric

"...And that's why I'm standing here in a...red shower curtain." -Finn

"EXCLAMATION POINT!" -my brother, Jake

"We have enough meatballs to survive a nuclear haulocaust!" -Mom

"We LOVE football! Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves." -Kurt

"For your information, I happen to love rabbits. Especially white ones." -Alice, Alice in Wonderland (2010; movie edition) (Read CP Coulter's Dalton and get the whole Alice in Wonderland crossover stuff. :D)

"'...the lyrics left something to be desired.' 'Yeah, and it was a little wrong when they kept sticking their tongues out, I couldn't help imagining them licking stuff!" Kurt and Tina

God made you, then He made me, then He whispered, "Meant To Be..." - Unknown

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown.

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - Charles William Dement

A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. - Unknown

The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream. - Unknown

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Keep me as the apple of your eyes, hide me in the shadow of your wings. - Psalms 17:8

Families are like fudge - sweet with a few nuts. - Unknown

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are. - Alice In Wonderland (2010)

Alfalfa: "Could this day get any worse?" -Bullies show up, Alfalfa is already in his underwear - "And the clouds opened up and God said, I hate you, Alfalfa." - The Little Rascals (1994)

"Alec looked away. "What happened to you?" His voice was oddly constricted.
"Picked a fight with a pack of werewolves." Jace slid the blue shirt over his head. Dressed, he padded after Alec into the hallway. "You have something on your neck," he observed.
Alec's hand flew to his throat. "What?"
"Looks like a bite mark," said Jace. "What have you been doing all day, anyway?"
"Nothing." Beet red, his hand still clamped to his neck, Alec started down the corridor. Jace followed him. "I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head."
"And ran into a vampire?"
"What? No! I fell."
"On your neck?" Alec made a noise, and Jace decided the issue was clearly better dropped." -City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare; Alec and Jace

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

The Stupid Test!

1)Choked on your own spit while you were talking: ...yes...
2)Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself: Nope!
3)Tried to push open a door that said pull: Yes!
4)Tried to pull open a door that said push: Yes!
5)Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not: No!
6)Have gotten gum stuck in your hair: Yes!
7)Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble: Yes!!
8)Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else: Yes...
9)Broken a chair by leaning back in it: Well, not broken, but I fell over...
10)Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard: Yes!
11)Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name or mom/dad: I did that to a teacher too...
12)Have run into a closed door: Yes!
13)It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke: That and a lot of explaination.
14)Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk: Yes!
15)Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else: Yes...
16)Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in: Yes!
17)Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house: Yes...
18)Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.: ABSOLUTELY!
19)Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it: ...yes...
20)Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up: Yes!
21)Have poked yourself in the eye: Yes!
22)Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie: 8 million times...
23)Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person: Nope! (People don't let me in on inside jokes much)
24)Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught: Yes...
25)Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair: Yes!
26)Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone: Yes!!
27)You have spelled your own name wrong before: Yes!
28)you eavesdropped on a person and then started talking about it in front of them: No!

29)you asked the same person the same question within 5 minutes: Yes!
30)you started laughing randomly for no reason: YES!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Woman: Yeah, must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Woman: No, I'm having a headache this weekend.

Man: I want to kiss you all over.
Woman: Touch me and I'll taze you.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: Not Really

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose me, or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason why you never crosse my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

(Note from Alice: I can't decide whether to put this on or not...Eh, I'll just delete the ones that I think are stupid.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Alice's commentary: Gee, thank you for that support)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell (Eh, it's worth it)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (That sounds painful...
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Terrence: Heh, that one fits me too!)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Aren't we all?)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Well, I've never dated anyone so I guess we'll find out)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Heh, it's true)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Probably)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I have a feeling I'm gonna get a lot of these sort of things)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Dang straight)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (I'll be back)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (-looks over at Terrence- Terrence: What?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (*sigh)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Hey, you want to starve to death, that's your deal)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Thank you, for that support)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (BAND GEEK FOREVER!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Soy un perdedor)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Yes, well...)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I sure hope so!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (meh depends).
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Uh...yeah...you just got that?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Think what you want.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (Heh, not anymore)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (IT'S TRUE!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Yeah...pretty much)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (okay, the obese thing went too far!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Hmm...are you saying that most people on this site are emo?)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Darn straight! Terrence: Whatever 'castrate' means.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Have you not been paying attention?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Oh yeah, because it's always OUR fault)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Well, that would be a LOT of people you're calling a loser)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Yes.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (Well, my eyes are green...)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Heh, yes)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Indeed)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Once again, have you not been paying attention?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (Probably)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. (IT'S TRUE!!)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Terrence. Terrence: Yes? Me: What does pedantic mean? Terrence: -shrugs-)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Oh, sure. Think what you want!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (BAND GEEKS FOREVER! (again!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (Yeah...pretty much)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (Well, I used to anyways)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Gee, I have six voices in my head and half of them are vampires, one's gay, and one's obsessed with his dictionary. What was your first clue?)
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I don't think blondes are dumb, but this was too funny not to post:

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

--WEIRD QUIZ THING--

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

long road, sometimes called Coffee

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A sandlewood candle, PS3 controler, notebook

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

HGTV Design star

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:23 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:36 PM Eh well...fail...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Like, 2 hours ago. I was getting home from Target.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My cell phone

9. What are you wearing?

City scape shirt, jean shorts (cuz that question isn't stalkerish at all)

10. Did you dream last night?

Not that I remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

Um...just now.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Fire place, pictures, window, curtains, shelf, etc.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Is that a rhetorical question?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It seems kind of stalkerish...

15. What is the last film you saw?

HARRY POTTER! YAYAYAYAY!!!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Um...let's see...A DACHSCHUND! And I could name it Alice! Or maybe Pooky, and also, I would buy some guy to get all the freakin' voices out of my head.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I play the Clarinet.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Global warming.

19. Do you like to dance?

Hehe...yeah...in front of the bathroom mirror with my earphones in...

20. George Bush:

Just another old guy trying to run the world.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Alice.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Probably Sam.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah, maybe. I think I'd get to home sick though.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Admission for one!"

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever argued with yourself and lost, copy and paste this into your profile.

85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, Alice Rocker

Say the word "cow" before each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read it from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Put that on your profile if you're currently laughing at yourself for falling for that

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

Repost this if you agree with it.
I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is

1. Sam

2. Genevieve

3. Virgil

4. Tori

5. Terrence

6. Till

7. Jen

8. Pedro

9. Jake

10. Wrevor

Four invites three and eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Pedro: *looking around awkwardly*

Virgil: Uh…

Tori: Yeah…so…great weather we’ve been having, eh?

Pedro: I hate rain.

Virgil: Well, then…

awkward silence*

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Can I pass?

Well, on one side, I’d probably die if I went to Till’s, on the other hand, I don’t want to be stuck with Monica for a whole night…

Sam: Hey!

…I’ll just sleep on the street. *grabs sleepingbag*

Two and Seven are making out when ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Wrevor: *pulls out video camera* This is so going on YouTube…

Three falls in love with six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Till: xD

Virgil: I’M SORRY TORI!!!

Pedro: Harumph….

Tori: Meh…

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?

Tori????

Tori: STOP PUTTING ME IN BAD SITUATIONS!!!

Genevieve: Er…nah…*walks off*

Wrevor: …you want to get that?

Jen: …meh. Not really.

Wrevor: Want to get dinner?

Jen: You’re paying.

Wrevor: Okay.

both of them walk off as Tori tackles me with surprising strength*

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Terry: *wiping down the kitchen* I thought I told you to turn OFF the mixer before you pulled it out.

Sam: *shrugs apologetically*

Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

HEY HEY HEY!!! That’s a dumb question.

Virgil: *grins*

Tori: *blushes*

Jake: *wipes sweat from brow*

Pedro: Phew…

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from five for Two's release. What is it?

Jen: *holding Genevieve* GIVE ME THE PICTURES!!!

Terry: *holding camera behind back* NEVER! How’d you even GET in that closet?

Twins: *whistling innocently*

Genevieve: *huffs indignantly*

Jen: …why would you want HER back anyway?

Terry: Exactly.

Genevieve: HEY!

Jen: *throws her to the side* I’m going to get Sam or Tori…

Terry: Crap.

Everyone gangs up on three. Does three stand a chance?

Virgil: Come on guys, can’t we all just be friends?

Everyone: *throws cheese puffs at him*

Virgil: NOOOOO!!!

Everyone is invited to two and seven’s wedding except for eight. How does eight react?

Pedro: Whatever…*walks off*

Why is six afraid of seven?

Till: …

Jen: …

Both of them: *burst out laughing*

Nine arrives late for two and seven’s wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Jake: IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!! THE BUS WAS SLOW!!! TT.TT

It’s okay Jake! Jen poked Genevieve with a spoon halfway through and ran off.

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

laughing too hard to speak*

Jake: It just…it just gets so hard and…and…you’re so…you’re so short

Terry: *giggling* Your hair is blue.

Nine murders Eights best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does eight do to get back?

I don’t think Pedro HAS a best friend. And if so, it would be Jake…OH NO!

Pedro: WHY? HE WAS THE ONLY ONE I ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT!!!

Anna: T.T

Pedro: …er…

I NEVER GOT TO HUG HIM!!! TT.TT

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Both of them: *sitting in awkward silence again*

Virgil: Er…

Pedro: I’m leaving now.

Virgil: BYE.

Four is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does ten do?

Wrevor: WHY TORI WHY???

Till: *sobbing* WHY NOT???

Both of them: *burst out crying*

The quiz is over. By the way, how did two and seven end up?

Uh…we’ve yet to find Jen after that and I think Genevieve fell off a cliff or something…hopefully…

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after “me lucky charms”.

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar. Nor may I take him for a walk.

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) It’s not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see what will happen.

34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously.

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an experimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) I will say nothing about the incident in the Great Hall with Ron. Ever.

(And here’s ten more I made up myself just to see what will happen if I took my gang of crazies to Hogwarts.)

41) I will not announce that I am going to Pigfarts when Snape deducts points from Griffyndor for no reason.

42) I will never, ever let Scarlet near a wand. Ever. …again…

43) I will not let Louis anywhere near the prefect’s bathroom as it took them 5 days to clean up the soap mess (with magic) last time.

44) I will not let Todd anywhere near Hermione.

45) Terry is not allowed to ask Cedric's ghost how he came back to life as a vampire in Twilight.

46) Spreading lubricant all over the floor of the main commons is not allowed.

47) Sam is not allowed to ask the house elves how they got so short.

48) I will never ever, ever, ever bring the twins back to Hogwarts. Ever. Because they still can't figure out how they got the sword of Griffyndor stuck in a picture frame.

49) I will not let the twins see the Marauders’ map.

50) AJ is not allowed to run around exorcising all the ghosts, or throwing salt everywhere, and spritzing Draco in the face conviced he is a "evil spirit" come to take over the world.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world(hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)personally i love these songs but i dodn't know what categorey music they would be.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

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If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

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98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you ever mispronounced an easy word (such as the word 'and' or 'the'), put this in your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile!

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

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APT ANAGRAMS (I find this entirely too hilarious NOT to post...)

Dormitory rearranged is Dirty Room

Presbyterian rearranged is Best in Prayer

Astronomer rearranged is Moon Starer

Desperation rearranged is A Rope Ends it

The Eyes rearranged is They See

George Bush rearranged is He Bugs Gore

The Morse Code rearranged is Here Come Dots

Slot Machines rearranged is Cash Lost in 'em

Evangelist rearranged is Evil's Agent

Animosity rearranged is Is No Amity

Election Results rearranged is Lies-Let's Recount

Snooze Alarms rearranged is Alas! No More Z's

A Decimal Point rearranged is I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes rearranged is That Queer Shake

Eleven Plus Two rearranged is Twelve Plus One

Mother-In-Law rearranged is Woman Hitler

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.

Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS!

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

SERIOUSLY! COPY AND PASTE THIS!! PASTE IT I SAY!!

(I bet you never knew, or wanted to know, that i was this crazee.)

(You HAVE to know your crazee when you spell crazee wrong. LOL. =)> )

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in a safe place with a nice Man.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

If you have cried when your favorite character died/almost died copy and paste to your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Crimson Love20, Scarlet Dawn, Queenoflove, Bealive-Your-Imagination, Lilchany, suckishLEMONADE, Alice Rocker

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.

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Copy the bunny into your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

Scarlet: OMG A BUNNY!! Bye Lazy! I'm off to the dark side!

What?? I have a name you know.

Scarlet: They have cookies dude. We can't not go!

No, but-

Louis: Ooh, I want to go!

Terry: The Dark Side has to be more exciting than here.

Sam: Ooh, goody! Cookies!

Till: We want to come too!

Wrevor: Biscuits are our favourite snack!!!

Till: We'll drive!

You can't drive!

Wrevor: Says who?

Me!

Todd: Well, I'm not staying with you so, I'm coming too!

-sighs- Fine..

-we all set off-

AJ: Guys...? Guys...? Hello? Guys??? *looks around* Where did everybody go??

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If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

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If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile..

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.

CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. (I think it succeeded)

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. (Dang it, I lost my Windex. What now?)

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? (Oh my God. NOW DARK CAN RUN ME OVER TOO!)

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’ (Am I saying all tics are politicians? I don't know. Am I?)

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. (And he stole it off of my leftover taco, that jerk.)
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (Thank you, for that mental image...-shivers-)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? (Me, cuz I'm even and you're not, so ha!)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. (Don't really embrace ME though, I might burn you.)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (The secret ingredient that makes them taste so good is the mind control serem)

Life was so simple when boys had cooties (Life? Simple? Apparently YOU have never been run over by everything)

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! (Oh my God!! The air!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!)

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. HA!)

I ran with scissors, and lived! (Whoops, there goes my luck for the rest of the year. Remind me to stay away from sharp objects and therapists)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (Yeah, you thought I was gonna jump after you. Nah. I'll send you a get well gift though. IT'S A FLOWER POT! -throws it- What? It landed on your head? Oh. -laughs harder still-)

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (Heh. I don't get it. -tomorrow- -bursts out laughing-)

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey! (And then she joined the Black Eyed Peas and the rest is just a blur)

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. (Yeah, well, they can just bite me and all my problems would be solved)

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. (Who knew reading the dictionary could actually accomplish something??)

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. (I guess that's why I get run over so much. I have NO arm strength)

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. (Deja vu man. I think I forgot that I forgot that last week)

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. (Gee, I wonder which one I am? Probably number 4.)

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? (Probably cuz the other three involve me getting run over. Have I mentioned that I get run over A LOT. Yeah. Especially by Life. It's a new sport. Run over Alice!)

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (Send pizza. Stop. And something full of sugar with total empty calories. Stop.)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (I dunno. I yelled that once and everyone burst into a chorus of 'Boom Boom Pow' I was like, 'PEOPLE, I SAID BANG, NOT BOOM!)

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. (Thus why so many people today have wrinkles. They don't realize they could slap somebody and get on with it.)

"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that." (Scarlet: Yeah we do! Todd: STRIKE! STRIKE! Louis: I'LL MAKE PICKET SIGNS!! Terry: I can bake cookies! Monica: I'll print out flyers! Twins: We'll go vandalize-we mean- accidently demolish the nonbelievers' mailboxs!!! Me: Should I be concerned with myself? AJ: Yes. Yes you should.)

"When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice into life's eyes and see if it still likes lemons after that. (If it still does, say, 'Screw it' and go have some pizza. Pizza makes things better.)

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with." (Especially if it's cough medicine. Nobody gives a crap, whether you have to drink the top half or the bottom half, either way, it's still gonna taste like cough medicine)

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?" (He'd probably just run me over. People tend to do that. The Universe and Life compete to see who can run me over the most times.)

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together." (It's also good for taping people's mouths shut while they're sleeping, just to see what they do.)

"Education is important, school however, is another matter." (It's legal. How freaky is that?)

"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick." (And I shall call it Sticky and it shall be my Sticky! Come here Sticky, who's a good Sticky? Yes you are!!)

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't." (Thus why the news should be canceled to make room for more pointless, HAPPY crap we can watch)

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either." (I might be able to write you in for 800 year from now. What's that? You'd be dead? NOOOOOW you're getting it!)

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you." (I think we just broke that scale. All of us are insane. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?? LIVE IT UP, OF COURSE!!)

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls." (But, hey, if you're gonna, I'll walk off a cliff, just for you! Although, there will be a mattress waiting when I fall. It will not be there when you fall. Better start sucking up!)

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped." (And if you don't have a handicapped liscese, you'll probably get towed)

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'" (Then, when you see their friend, tell them exactly where they're standing)

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." (Just remember to jump on the alligators to get across the moat. It's made out of Jell-O. If you fall in, you're stuck.)

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over." (SO aren't you lucky!! I'll just crash at your house until they decide. That could be a while.)

"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary." (Yeah, and you know you're stubborn when you REFUSE to add Beiber to it.)

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door." (Yeah, tried, tripped, fell, and got my leg stuck in the door with a busy business man in a hurry trying to push through on the other side.)

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it." (Well, what else am I supposed to do? Get up and do a dance number?)

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." (It's no fun if you spend all your time worrying about it. Suck it up and live it up.)

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on." (Just smile and nod, smile and nod and then maybe they'll think you know what the heck they're talking about!)

Do not read this next posting. I only posted it cuz I'm super paranoid.

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

You may continue reading. (ten bucks says half of you read it.)

Scarlet: There's nothing left to read though!

There isn't?? -looks at design- Crap! You're right...

Todd: I told you but you wouldn't listen.

Terry: I can vouch for him.

Todd: Why? Are you people stalking me again?

All my VIMHs and probably some random people (Jen aka suckishLEMONADE): -staring at him- Maaaaybe...

Todd: Er... -takes a step back-

Scarlet: You're breath smells like mints!

Todd: ... -runs-

Scarlet: AFTER HIM!

Everyone: -tramples me to follow Todd-

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Every Happiness by Cami Errant reviews
"So are you really leaving?" Quick one-shot I did in about twenty minutes at midnight after watching British TV Dramas. Nothing special, just a short story exploring a common theme. Enjoy!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
The Escapades of Waverley Jones by lnik reviews
Cheesecakes, leprechauns, and faeri princesses? Indiana just got whole lot more interesting.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Friction Country by lnik reviews
It hurts to be heard...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
Music, Pranks, and the Girl Next Door by Cami Errant reviews
Two boys become unlikely and warring brothers when their parents marry the summer before their freshman year. In a new area of town, it's hard for them both. Not to mention they have the next-door neighbor girl getting into their business...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012
Hollywood Haunts and Flaunts by lnik reviews
You were trying to get somewhere?
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
Ashes Ashes We All Break China by lnik reviews
Paint your lips a different colour.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Complete
A Prey Tells by lnik reviews
Pretend. I pretend. And pretend.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
A Little Bit by lnik reviews
At least for a little while.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Complete
Cut the Crap by lnik reviews
You can do better than them
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Complete
We are One by lnik reviews
Who are They to make us equal? Who are They to take away our rights?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
Bright by Cami Errant reviews
A story about Nicole, a girl in love, though she chooses not to show it. She tries to figure her feelings out and put them into words before she graduates high school, ahead of of her friends and the boy she loves more than anything.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
Specific Shades of Blue by lnik reviews
It took me so long to realise.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Complete
What it all Means by lnik reviews
I guess it made sense all along.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Rumours Are Opposites by lnik reviews
How could something so good happen to a pair like us?
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Someway by lnik reviews
The gaps in beats echo like a call
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Snakes on a Plane by ZombieSmasher reviews
Adrian sees his favorite movie is being shown at the cinema. He asks his boyfriend Toby if they can go together. short one shot beta'd by schneekrahe
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
A Horrible Bottle of Catsup by lnik reviews
I'm willing to bet that you've seen the movie Cinderella. If you haven't, the sarcastic narrator is going to get out of this story and throttle you. Anyways, that's definitely NOT how it happened. In fact, it all started with a horrible bottle of catsup.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Complete
Golden Dilemma by lnik reviews
When you're a witch on the run from your Coven in Chicago, it's always best to run in a pair. At least that's what Prudence thinks when she picks up Liam from a dumpster. However he has secrets, the kind people die for. How can they be part of a Prophesy?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012
Melody of the Sea by lnik reviews
She was always an outcast. Unwanted. Until the sea reclaimed one of it's own... And left her trying with a fiance she didn't know existed, an insane best friend, and a drunk merman who seems to tag along just for the ride. Yeah, she's screwed.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011
Give in by lnik reviews
There is no such thing as a beautiful surrender
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Art Gallery by lnik reviews
I can never be who I am
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
I'll Never Give in by lnik reviews
I am who I am
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Wake up Call by lnik reviews
To wake up from where we're sprawled
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Walk out by lnik reviews
Would you even care?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
This Garden by lnik reviews
It's hard to believe you're mine
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Pen to Paper, Heart to Heart by lnik reviews
All I can write
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Math class waste by lnik reviews
I just waste the time I don't get back
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Acceptable by lnik reviews
You will accept me
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
So Above by lnik reviews
So below
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Anna Black by suckishLEMONADE reviews
That's my codename. I'm a hit girl,and rich guys hire me to kill off annoyances. But one guy I have to kill isn't really a guy at all;he's just a voice in someone's head. Ya think that's wierd? Well get this:I'm actually falling in love with him!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,175 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010
Done Lying by lnik reviews
I know what you're saying
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
We Conquer Death by lnik reviews
Your last words that never go unheard
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
Cry by lnik reviews
You lost me after the lie
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
Scrapbook by lnik reviews
The memories we forget
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Complete
Done by suckishLEMONADE reviews
"Her hair is dark, Her mood as well. In her eyes a spark; But no one can tell." Short poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Quality Over Quantity by lnik reviews
The time we spent together was really just a waste.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Masks by lnik reviews
Horrid in their beauty Intricate in design
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Because We Fell in Love by lnik reviews
Cause we're too stubborn to admit We fell in love
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Finally Knowing why we Breathe by lnik reviews
Why do we breathe air so heavy? Edit of original poem 'Why We Breathe'.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Complete
My LiTtLe BoX by DarkShadow2012 reviews
My box full of everything about me. Kind of thrown together but oh well. Its not too bad. Please Read..
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Peasants of Wonderland by suckishLEMONADE reviews
Tinn Finnley, once again, to share my stories of the secret country of Elatia. But, I'm not even sure if I'm still there or not... I must be stuck in some kind of dream. I just want to see him again... Someone, HELP ME! Sequel.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011
Parallel by lnik reviews
Two different girls. Friendship. Worlds collide that were not meant to touch. The Parallel is a land in between ours and another; words older than spelling cannot change their destinys. HE created their destiny and their love with boys that are forbidden.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010
Stardust and Little Heavens by lnik reviews
George has always been content. Happy. Until he finds the one girl that he could never truly be happy without. But he can never have Avery. One-shot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
Peasantries by suckishLEMONADE reviews
Tinn Finnley here, born and raised peasant in the country of Elatia. I've been called charming, but I'm no prince. Until Lem Geruva comes into my life, and my whole world comes into question. Including a quite uncomfortable subject...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 22,197 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
VIMH by Jiggy L. Morgan reviews
Hi, I am Jiggy and this is-" "Billy Bob John, her V.I.M.H." "As I was saying, a V.I.M.H. means-" "Voice inside My Head." "No I am not crazy, everyone has a V.I.M.H. Billy Bob John is just-" "LOUDER THAN OTHERS!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010
A Very Random Story With Some Unknown Title by Lady Scarlet of Stormhold reviews
In which me, Eva, Jason and many, many others laugh at each other, be grammatically incorrect - and proud of it! - and be generally random, among an awful lot of other stuff, including eating picnics and getting arrested. Come along and join the fun! XD
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010
Diary of a Demon by suckishLEMONADE reviews
Her whole life, Jesse has been keeping more than just a "big secret" from her unlikely friends. When someone starts tearing down her walls and revealing those secrets, Jesse's life falls apart. All this is clear. The question is: For better or for worse?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010
Dear Friend, Dear Nobody by Lady Scarlet of Stormhold reviews
It was the first two words of the letter that grabbed my attention: Dear Friend. It made me smile. Nobody called me friend. I was nobody's friend." -Rated T for planned depressingness and sort-of violence, and I'm just getting to that bit... Review please
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,238 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Balance by DarkShadow2012 reviews
Cause and effect. Truth and lies. There cannot be one without the other. For there has to be balance. R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
My Vampire by suckishLEMONADE reviews
Oneshot. Includes a gay pairing, so it's not for homophobes. Characters belong to Alice Rocker. Excerpt: "Still, I couldn't wait for the day that he'd bite me and make me his, and he'd forever be mine. My vampire."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Words by DarkShadow2012 reviews
Words have meaning. For they are the essence of life. R&R Please
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Ovum by William G. Thorne reviews
Edward Harding works in a scientific facility that performs vivisections on humans; women to be exact. However, these women are unlike the purse toting, shoe obsessed woman that we have grown to love and loathe .
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010
Belonging by Cassie the Weird reviews
Something I wrote for an English Assignment. Topic was belonging. Please read and Review. I rated it K-plus but I'm not sure if it needs to be T, let me know if the rating needs changing.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
The Curse by Lady Scarlet of Stormhold reviews
The Curse is spreading. Fast. And once you get it, there's no escape. You can obey it or you can fight it. Either way, you'll die. Anastasia and Robin are fighting to stay alive - and to keep their deadly secrets from Anastasia's daughter, Rose...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,408 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010
V of the Underworld by suckishLEMONADE reviews
Life is not always what you think it is. Story will be finished, someday, but do note that it has been on hiatus for quite a while.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010
Walls by Emgem2000 reviews
About walls. Y'know? The ones that our houses are made of?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
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What A Waste reviews
I stepped And fell Just like I knew I would
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
One Shot Corner reviews
A corner of one-shots from any and all of my stories. To be updated whenever I feel like it with one go side stories not able to be included in the real things. Random, fun, fluffy, and serious wrapped into one! I just felt like being organized. Or maybe I just wanted another corner. The world may never know.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012
Alternate reviews
Ever have something happen to you? Something you couldn't explain? That's what happened to me, only instead of having a burst of speed, I got transported to another version of our world by way of spinning, floating, ticking lock thanks to a cute, personality-challenged girl. Maybe talking to her wasn't my BEST idea. Because seriously? Worst first date ever & it wasn't even a date.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012
The Title Of This Story Is On Vacation reviews
Fourth in the Titleless series, Tori and the gang rent a beach house for month. Little did they know, the beach and its owners might be a little more than they bargained for.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,438 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011
A Matter of Pride and Lies reviews
Unreachable expectations; Misunderstood implications; Interfere with the communication; We try so desperately to reach
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
You Didn't See Anything reviews
AJ's convinced that he can see things that other people usually can't, like auras for example. Everyone else thinks he's totally insane, that is, everyone but the kids at his new prep school who aren't exactly "normal" themselves. But as a new mystery arises and begins to twist with his past, can he keep up his act long enough to survive in a world he was never meant to see?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,425 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011
Simply Disgusting reviews
Oh, hello. Are you talking to me? Do I look like I even care? Why should I listen? Why would you even dare?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
The Corner of Complete and Absolute Boredom reviews
This is the place I'll come and write for if I'm completely bored. Scarlet: So, like, all the time? Me: No! Just when I'm so bored I think my head'll explode. Scarlet: Oooh! I'll go get my video camera!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010
The Title Of This Crossover Stole the Tarts reviews
A three way cross-over of my stories and one of my favourite published books, starring my characters. It's bound to blow up in my face but, you know, maybe it'll be funny. Read and review please! No flames. Disclaimer within! NOT a Fanfic.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012
Who reviews
"Who are you?" said the Caterpillar to Alice, and I say, "I don't know." Do you?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
Wanted: A Title For This Story reviews
The second in the Titleless series, Tori's back again and it's Christmas time! As more problems begin to pop up, will she get everything fixed in time for the holiday season?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011
Ms Mehall's Magical Mishaps reviews
You know how my Mom is a witch, and how some times her magic…um…doesn’t work quite right? Especially when it comes to cooking? Yes, well, this will be a story-thing where I tell you guys all about my Mom’s “Magical Mishaps.”
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,621 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011
To You reviews
Never again, never again, will I look into your eyes, and see things the way I did
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Bravery: The American Soldier reviews
A tribute to all the American Veterans, past, present, and future.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
The Title Of This Story May Contain Radioactivity reviews
"What? Why are you looking at me like that? STOP STARING AT ME! Yes. I'm here again. Shut up. Yes, I know you didn't say anything but YOU KNOW WHAT-sorry…" Third in the Titleless series, Tori's back again, but so is Genevieve. That can only mean one thing, but what does the demon insurance agent, Steve, have to do with anything? And what's up with Ms. Mehall? Read to find out!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,059 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
The Title Of This Story Blew Up reviews
"Sometimes I think to myself, 'I'll list all the things weird about my life today' which, usually, can be a really long list when it comes to me. Like, for instance, right now there's a troll at the door. He thinks I'm baking muffins. Yep. Livin' the dream." First in the Titleless series. With Halloween just around the corner, is Tori in for a trick or a treat? Or, perhaps, both?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,969 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
The Elf Who Saved Christmas reviews
Do YOU believe in magic? What happens when the reindeer Donner is stolen? Embark on a journey to save Christmas with an elf and his friends. Read and review peeps!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
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