poeticlumphide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Romance. 07/04/16: I live, I breathe, just have done some massive re-drafting of all my stories and my life :P funny how that works. But I'm back, ready and rearing to shove some fiction in all of your pretty faces. In a non-violent way. Cheers. Breathless: "What's with you and that stupid camera, anyway?" she grumbled, crossing her arms. He scoffed, offended. "It's not stupid. It's a classic." She rolled her eyes, but he went on. "You've got to learn to respect beauty, Angel. It comes in many colors, many shapes and sizes. It may be totally different from one person to another. And true beauty is one of the hardest things to find, you know. But once you do, in that single moment, it'll freeze every muscle, every bone, whisking your words away a letter at a time in one violent blast. It will leave you raw. It will leave you . . . breathless." |
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Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
RHIMA Sequel by EndlessDark66 reviews
This is the sequel to RHIMA. The full summary is now inside! Please, if you have not read the original RHIMA first, do that prior to reading this if you wish to avoid confusion and spoilers. Thank you and happy reading!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,082 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Downside Of Humanitarian Work by Garneau reviews
As I watched him get beaten to a bloody pulp, my concerns for his health became fears for my own mental stability. Since when did I care about Ryan Williams' well being?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 177,887 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Absolute Mayhem by chel bel reviews
With a little brother who thinks he’s a vampire, a creepy neighbor who puts hidden cameras in my room, a sexy bad-boy set on winning my heart and an overprotective cousin who will do anything to prevent that, life tends to get a little crazy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,340 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
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What You Wish For reviews
Mo was just an average girl trying to get through high school with as little drama as possible. But then she saw Damon Reinhart, a badass closed-off boy who she couldn't help wishing for. And she was chosen to tutor him. But she suddenly found his brother dragging her into their world... on a mission to bring them together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012
Breathless reviews
She didn't know why he was the one to find her. Was it luck? Doubtful. Fate? Maybe. But either way, there he was, sitting on that park bench in his quirky awe. And with the flash of his camera, he captured a moment that would change them forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011