Madame Penguin
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Joined 06-07-10, id: 728943, Profile Updated: 07-22-12
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Nature.

Updated 7/22/12

Name: Madame Penguin

Favorite color: Red

Favorite band: Loki in da hood (if you took that seriously I'm laughing at you)

I live in the states. There are many different types of stories I read, mainly slash lately, but I like mythology,historical figures the most when there is no pairing since the greek heroic stories are what I grew up on, and spiritual. Mainly Stupid Post-It Notes or The Toaster thinks I'm Crazy are the main stories I ADORE though they don't even fall into those two categories, but characters with some mental instability grab my attention(psychology minor).

To xSerena: That story I promised? I'm almost done after I lost interest due to my computer dying after a virus hit it. My friend wants to make a manga out of it haha.

To other readers: If anyone would like to draw a penguin for my avatar that would be lovely

Stories:

My Purple Elephants was based on the study of paranoid schizophernia in which I had to write a short story of anything I wanted. Lately, I have found this interesting website where I have read some incredible and heart-wrenchings stories directly from the people with this condition. I wanted to try this writing style through a unreliable narrator POV. I wanted to show the pains of Schizophernia with a hint of humor in it, so if any of you are slightly offended by it please do not flame the story because of it. Personally, I love it for all it's worth and just the feeling of trying to get that character was worth the experience of writing it. There may be some symbolism in it, but that probably by mistake as well as some of the genderless characters(including the main character).

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The Crypt Under Shadow Avenue by Vain Villain reviews
Shadow Avenue had always seemed like such a quiet street during the day, and Lionel was just a lonely boy finding his place in a dull world. But after a chance encounter on a cold autumn evening, his dreary days have taken a turn for the bizarre. Now his nights are filled with all manner of monsters, and he's become enamored with the horrors and wonders in the dark. Eventual Slash.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 91 - Words: 220,649 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/29/2006
Katashi Academy: Two's a Crowd by mangazan reviews
Slash, mm- What happens when the future student council president clashes with the school troublemaker? Nothing but bickering, right? Well... -CURRENTLY RE-WRITING, BUT STILL ACTIVE!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,823 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 7/5/2008
Candy by Faylin reviews
Tobias isn't your ordinary highschool English teacher. While his daytime hours are devoted to the horrors in his class, Tobias's night is dedicated to his other line of work. As popular Erotic author, Merrick Camui. Warning: Depicts MalexMale relationship
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,730 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/22/2007
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
Art Criticism by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Down for publication. You can follow updates on this on my Tumblr. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
Without You by Nixosia reviews
When Gabriel's parents move he has no choice but to go with them, and must deal with the loss of everything he's ever known and loved on his own. Until he meets Logan. – SLASH. A series of drabbles.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 501 - Words: 57,217 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Brainless by NewAgeRembrandt reviews
Pay attention, Eddie! Yeah, story of my life... my boring, normal life. At least, it was boring and normal until I discovered that Bradley McCourt has multiple personality disorder. Well, not really. But seriously, maybe. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,459 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2008
The Cynical Ranting of Hayden Paretski by The Original Psycho reviews
I glare at him. "What exactly IS your problem?" He slams a fist into the tree, bruising his knuckles on the bark as blood leaks in thin streaks across his hand. "The PROBLEM is that I'm in love with you!" Oh, crap. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,108 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/10/2009
Orion's Star by Darkladyknight reviews
Rion Star is an assistant to a man who is nothing more than a prick. Sean is cold in his dealings with everyone, both in business and the bedroom. But when he hits Rion with his car, his life starts to change dramatically. Can Sean see what's happening in time to save both his soul and Rion's?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,567 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 3/25/2007
476 CE by Road to Anywhere reviews
Rome France had a useless BA in philosophy. Jobless, penniless and alone, it seemed things couldn't get worse. Then, an old friend called...and invited him to join a rock band. With nothing to lose, Rome accepted. And that was just the beginning. Slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Taking Sides by Frigid Indecision reviews
Sometimes it's so much easier to fake who you are and sometimes the real you just isn't right. But what if you don't know the truth and, when you realize, you can't fix the horrible mistake? /Slash Rating liable to change
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,335 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Unintended by Road to Anywhere reviews
Holden O'Neill knew exactly what he wanted in a girl, even if he also knew that his perfect match didn't really exist. Except that said perfect match does. And he's a guy. -Slash, Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
As Legend Says by Midnights Scream reviews
Roscoe is just a average guy, but when he sells a family jewel to help his family he brings on the wraith of an angry dragon clan, but dragons aren't the monsters he imagined them to be.MxM
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,612 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008
Pulling Through by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Single father, office errand boy, and stripper: Siarl does it all. /NaNoWriMo '10/ [Moved to LJ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
The West Canal by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
When gutter witch Julin Drum finds Miki floating facedown in the canal, he captures his ghost and takes it home. That's what witches do. But Miki is an uncommonly intense ghost, and things are getting a little personal...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
It's Alive! by Emeigh1wm reviews
Sometimes the music really does jump right off of the page.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
My New Life in England by TeaLee reviews
BoyxBoy Daniel was expelled and has been sent to live with his great unlce in England where he meets a boy with haunted gray eyes and his life is changed forever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,312 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Puppeteer by Nirkal reviews
Niven is a Puppeteer, a magician that is feared for his ability to control other creatures and humans. His live changes when he meets a strange creature in trouble. Attention: male slash, gay relationship
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009
They Call Him Lovely by Zedler reviews
Andrew expected the worst when his brother’s team found out he was gay. But instead of beatings, he gets kisses, instead of teasing, pet names. He’s their extra mom, their wife. He just has to figure out which one means it when they say ‘I love you.’ M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
The Hunt for the Golden Bird by Rayne Auster reviews
WARNING M/M Slashed fairy tale based on the Grimm brothers: The Golden Bird. What would happen if a prince were to fall for someone other than a princess? Someone wiley, smart and more than a little unexpected. Why don't you read and find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
A Muse Bouche Or How Marshall Got his Muse Back by Beautiful Midnight reviews
Meet Marshall. He's a writer with a weird sense of humor and a habit of being dumped. Will he get back on the horse, or sit in his apartment with his cat and a quart of Ben and Jerry's? Tune in to find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,397 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008
One Week Ago by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
Sequel to Two Days Ago. Slash. Cade’s been acting weird, and I can’t figure out why. But I know it all started one week ago when his Super Rainbow Stalker showed up at his door at 8 in the morning and—oh. That twink is going down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Until You Loved Me by his terrible beauty reviews
COMPLETE. When a gay boy with trust issues rescues a popular, beautiful boy from social suicide, he gets thrown into a whole new world of sex, angst and betrayal. Falling in love with October DeTamble was most definitely not part of the plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,375 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Dream On by Qui reviews
-Slash, Oneshot- Archer is plagued by bad dreams until he receives an unusual gift from his aunt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Better Than Breakfast by Tygati reviews
Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Highrise by Sabe reviews
Slash. After taking in his 3-year-old niece, Matthew Gilbert's social life has been less than exciting. Then he befriends Caleb, an easygoing firefighter who's perpetually avoiding his girlfriend, and things get considerably more interesting for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,992 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Overrated by Abstruse Blue reviews
For Freak's September challenge. Simon gets even with his boyfriend who broke up with him via text. SLASH ONESHOT
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
The Poisoner's Ring by FreezingRayne reviews
Cale lives the quiet life, until he meets two strange travelers one windy evening. Now, Cale finds himself indentured to a man both beautiful and deadly, as quick to kill as he is to smile, who's title is whispered with cold fear: The Poisoner. MM slash *Note* This story is getting a facelift-please check out the rewrite!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,818 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Dusk and Daylight by Awe reviews
In a world where vampires are just normal civilians -albeit with that 'need blood to survive' thing- and business tends to proceed as usual, David doesn't want much out of life; happiness, his sister's health, and to keep his neck bite-free. Slash, mxmxm
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Yes, Master by Tygati reviews
Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
More Than A Misunderstanding by Awe reviews
William likes Asterius. Asterius likes William. Unfortunately, neither is aware of the feelings of the other. This causes some...difficulties. Contains slash. And by "contains slash" I mean "that's the only thing this story is about."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Two Suits by Qui reviews
[Slash, oneshot] A quiet romance between two coworkers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Calling by Delayed Epiphany reviews
[oneshot making fun of cliches] I always knew that I loved him. Some may think that love at first sight is impossible, overrated, cliché, and maybe just downright stupid. Well, maybe I am stupid and my life is as cliché as they come. [slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
A Fairy Tale by Tygati reviews
Slash. A young fairy is forced to take on the responsibility of ruling his kingdom after the true ruler goes missing, but also manages to fulfill his own job as well. Does he have any time to himself to find love, or is duty all he has left in his life?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,093 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Foretold by SDMaxwell reviews
[One Shot] What happens when a prophecy goes awry and the prophet is to blame? [slash]
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006
Call Number by Sabe reviews
Luke Casten thinks the library is just a quiet place to get his summer homework done and escape his loud little cousins until he meets Alexander, a cute volunteer who soon becomes Luke's friend and obsession. [slash] [complete!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,475 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Lemon Crème by Abstruse Blue reviews
He thought his life was ordinary. He thought the man who made his heart ache and his favorite bake goods would never see him as more than a customer. He was wrong. [slash,oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Moj Melodyzny Szatan My Sweet Prince of Darkness by Acton Bell reviews
An imprisoned child czar. A bishonen vampire. R & R please. Chapter 9 is up. Now complete
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Gargoyle by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] A sort of Regency Romance. They called Baron Ethan Chaplain Gargoyle. He was tall, dark, and given to long, brooding silences. Kendel Blake can't keep his eyes off of him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
In God's Hands by Gryvon reviews
Stuck in the priesthood by his father's expectations, Delian just wants to avoid digging himself further into the church's bad graces. After saving Lord Ketter's servant's life, he finds himself mixed up in unwanted adventure. Contains male/male romance.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
By the Way, I Like Your Hands by FeatherJunkie reviews
*oneshot, slash* A hotel lobby is an interesting place to wait for your ride. Especially when the manager’s son won’t stop flirting with you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Dreamlike Lightning by Sasha L. Miller reviews
Sam is assigned to a manage a new band. With a very interesting drummer. Mmm... drummer. Oneshot, mxm, slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,748 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Shielded in Broken Armours Part 1 by Alice Montrose reviews
[slash] Marzio, the great Angelian General, leads his troops into the foreign land of Demonis, his country's enemy. Little does he know that what awaits him there may change not only his life, but also that of both peoples.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,644 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Complete
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Fields reviews
Gold, yellow, wheat, and shadows. Where do I stand? Written for the "Not So Dead" poet society and Unfettedwood's Imbolc Poem contest
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
My Purple Elephants reviews
They never like it when I talk about those things. It always scares them about how I know the things I know. It’s not me, it’s the objects. It is not my fault that they cannot hear them. So why am I the one being punished for this gift? Are they jealous?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
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