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Joined 06-11-10, id: 729476, Profile Updated: 06-06-11
Author has written 9 stories for Essay, Horror, Young Adult, and Humor.

I'm a random person trying to get through life, one story at a time

Name: Classified

Age: 14

Residence: Canada

My WRITING- I DON'T WRITE TO PLEASE ANYBODY. I DO IT TO VENT, AND TO HAVE FUN. IT'S A HOBBY, NOT AN OBSESSION.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Yumiko-san, Shadowess 88,Angel of Randomosity, DaAmazingMeepers, darthmarth, everything-anime, Pink Nirvana, HeadInTheStars.

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So, this is the part where you look at the stories i wrote... so go... look at them...

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the granny who conquered the world by marceline the vampire queen reviews
three not-so-innocent children are facing a dreadful peril, and they haven't even had breakfast. with the help of a vegetarian vampire, an overweight siamese cat and unusually stylish arch-villain miranda goth, the mismatched group sets off to fetch back their grandmother and save the planet from her evil schemes. but will they make it in time?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,767 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010
Getting Sick From Bieber Fever by ItWasOnlyADream reviews
OMG! Tiffani, is, like, totally in love with Justin Bieber. But he doesn't even know who she is! That's a major problem. So Tiffani will stop at nothing to be reunited with the love of her life! Warning: Written by a person who does not like Justin Bieber
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,370 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2010
The Cursed Stories by Silvren Raine reviews
These are compiled short horror stories that I have heard orally from friends, family and such. Some people have reported to be extremely disturbed upon hearing these. Read at your own risk.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,432 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010
Metamorphosis by Maddiecat reviews
When you're sixteen, you're supposed to go to parties, shop til you drop, and hang out with friends. But not Mira Pascal; She's got more on her plate that any other teen probably couldn't handle. Why, you may ask? She's pregnant. Sequel is up.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 208,567 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Cosmetically Challenged by LaughsWithTears reviews
Just a cute one-shot about a girl who's cosmetically challenged. :
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Airport Security by CyanideMangoOfMassDestruction reviews
How could they throw away my Silly String like that? I NEEDED THAT! Damn airport security...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
Waiting For You by Goddess of Sarcasm reviews
Emma has to go see Penny. Danny's holding her up. Now, why would he do that? ONESHOT, DIALOG ONLY
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
The Box by Pocket Muse reviews
What could a thief possibly want more on Christmas Eve besides presents and cookies? A kiss, perhaps? R&R please!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Cleverbot Conversations Quoi? by Coolio17 reviews
These will be the conversations I have with Cleverbot. Everything seen here is supposed to make myself laugh, and if anyone else laughs as well, I will be very happy! Rated for potential language and other silliness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011
The iParag by Hobbit4Lyfe reviews
This is what I did for my TV productions midterm in 12th grade. It's a parody of Nigahiga's YouTube iPod Human parody. Please review.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
The Great Peanut Brittle Can by IvoryAngel13 reviews
Johnny Depp and Robert Downey, Jr attend the Kid's Choice Awards to give away the blimp for 'Favorite Movie Duo'. COMPLETELY MADE-UP.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Prerequisites to Being an International Superstar by LjLegend reviews
Ten "must-haves" in order to become a household name like "Paris Hilton", 'Lady Gaga", and "Michael Jackson". No offence intended.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011
Quilling It by LaughsWithTears reviews
Four teens. One chat room. A LOT of hilariousness. Find out what craziness ensues when four reading/writing obsessed teens are left to their own devices. Prepare to wet yourself.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010
The FAF Training Video by Sarge Ray reviews
The leader of a Fanfiction Group and one minor member gets a call from a disturbed critic...
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Ninja Squirrel Story by blackraven64 reviews
otay, just read this! it's sooo funny!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
The Decisive Moment by XxShokixX reviews
Fun oneshot based on obsession with games such as Halo and Call of Duty :D Enjoy and R&R please .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Fireworks by watercolour dreams reviews
One Shot. While bridging the line between life and death, Em recalls the love she lost sixty years ago. However, sometimes life does not end with the cease of a heartbeat. "Love lasts beyond the cradle and the grave." Rated T for safety.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Watch me bleed by emosam reviews
i got a call and it broke my heart inside.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
The Mannequin Child by JTWarren reviews
The mannequin an emotionally scarred couple finds by the side of the road in a trash heap looks too much like their dead son. Is this a delusion or an otherworldly connection?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Parenting a Teenager by Carmen1258 reviews
What it feels like to say "No" to your teenager.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Alphabetically Charming by since forever reviews
oneshot for contest. my phrase is: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
How to try teaching Grim Reaping to your child by A wise cat reviews
So, I'm the Grim Reaper and I have a child named Matthew. I'm going to say all my tries to teach Grim Reaping to him. Do not read if you gag at dead bodies and blood. Has gore but not too detailed.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Starstruck by juicyfruit93 reviews
What happens when a girl meets her biggest celeb crush, Tyler Hautner? Spoof of those starstruck-girl-meets-her-fave-actor stories. And yes, Tyler Hautner is a parody of Taylor Lautner. If you know anyone with a big celeb crush, this story's for you!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010
A Demon by Justine Selene reviews
A hungry half-demon and a pitiful, suicidal human girl. R&R
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
UnFreqently Asked Questions by TotallyCaesar reviews
I've heard some of the strangest questions.... One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Mortality by Coolchan reviews
After witnessing the tragic death of a classmate, I don't know what to do...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Hallow's Eve by Pancakegirl reviews
A short story about a girl named Sicily May who absolutely hates Halloween. Every year she tries to stay out of it but this year she will experience Halloween spirit enough for a life time.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
The Babysitter by Written Automatic reviews
James was known to misbehave when it came to his babysitters. Denise was determined to change that.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
My Laughing Knife by Black Juju reviews
I'm not violent, I’m really not but when that knife plunged through his chest, I couldn’t help but laugh. The pleasure, the anger and the muted sound of ripping flesh was more than I could handle." Monologue of a bullied girl that spiralled into madness.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Bloody Mary by Sasame Tamaki reviews
Erin gets a book of urban legends, and the one that catches her and her friend Zoey's eye is one about Bloody Mary. Read with them about how a young woman named Mary became the terror-spirit she has been known as for many years...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
I Spy with My Little Eye: Spying on Your Neighbors by stoneofopal reviews
A collection of stories about spying on my rather... interesting, if not crazy neighbors. True stories that I'm happy to share!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010
One Way Or Another by Goddess of Sarcasm reviews
I'm not one to believe in fairy tales. Maybe thats because I'm that cynical, pessimistic bitch who's going to end up with 28 very violent cats when she's an old lady, sitting on her rocking chair, but, you know. Whatever.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
50 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Walmart by abbyswrittenworld reviews
Self explanitory. Some online friends helped write this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
BOLOGNA SANDWICH MAN by Eluza Starsha reviews
Mild-mannered Oscar Meyer transforms into bold superhero Bologna Sandwich Man to rescue his girlfriend Foxie from the clutches of the diabolical villians Smiley and M. Cuddles.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2004
Villians or Victims? by eleanorg reviews
I wrote this play for my drama class. Basically, animated Disney villians are forced to attend an anger management class. Please review, I love getting feedback, good or bad.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2004
Every Now and Then by crity2re reviews
WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH? DO WE LEAVE EVERYTHING WE LOVE BEHIND, OR DO WE STAY? [BASED ON THE TRUE STORY OF A FRIENDS DEATH AND AFTER EFFECTS] *REWRITE*
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2003
What We Need Now by crity2re reviews
The story of five friends cooping with the death of their sixth member, Torin. She was a sister, a friend, and a lover, who died in a car accident three months before. Please Critique Me.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2003
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Facebook: The Story reviews
My attempt at humor. Just the prologue. There was once a girl named Traci, and she had a disease. No one knew what it was called... until that day...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011
Circle The Drain Oneshot Songfic
Little songfic I generated from complete boredom. R&R?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Another Song Shuffle reviews
Another song shuffle I wanted to do after I got bored. Review? P.S. - There's another one up on my profile if you want to read it.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Wishes
A Language Essay I had to do after reading a story called 'A Wish Named Arnold"... REVIEW?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Song Shuffle reviews
Turned on Ipod and wrote stuff Note: i was highley bored may be random
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Once Upon A Time Wait! No! Go Away! reviews
Serena typical 8th grader. She has a problem though. HIATUS HIATUS HIATUS
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010
I Hate You reviews
Thiing I wrote when I was bored. R&R please.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Monologue of a Dead Girl reviews
A girl recounts her experience with death, and what happens to the people around her. Oneshot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Dreams reviews
Just an essay I had to do for Language class. It's about dreams. First fiction! Comment please!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete