Author has written 2 stories for Romance.
Most of you don't know me... I don't know you either so we're even! But I'll go ahead and tell you a bit about myself so you at least know me a little.
I love looking up funny videos on Youtube - my favorites are How to Be Gangster and How to Be Nerd...
I am hooked on Bo Burnham. He is on YouTube for those of you who don't know who he is. Go Watch Him Now. He rocks. He is a lyrical, musical, and comical genius rapped and rapping in one freaking awesome 21-year-old guy. Watch "Frog Story" and "Oh Bo" if you are only going to watch two. On second thought, watch three and watch Words Words Words too. That is also the title of his second Cd, which is on iTunes. I bought it. Wow I should be his publicist. It's kind of pathetic, but I don't care. He is awesome! And after you watch those, watch "We Think We Know You, Bo Burnham." I tell you, lyrical genius, though he is crude and sometimes cruel, it's freaking funny. I promise you will laugh. If you don't... there is something wrong with you.
I have two dogs that like to maul people when they are all muddy and the people are in nice dress clothes...
I love to read and write. I get very upset when I am reading on my phone and it malfunctions - I can't wait until I get a new phone that likes me... ps I did.
My phone is my connection to the world because if I want to ignore them I can. I do love that about phones - and of course the internet...
My new favorite song is "I'm Awesome" by Spose. That song rocks! "The Uprising" by Muse is also a close second... I love the songs "Savior" by Rise Against and "A Little Piece of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold. I love the band All Time Low also. Look them up. You guys should really listen to some of Avenged Sevenfold. They rock. I suggest the songs "Gunslinger", "Welcome to the Family", and "A Little Piece of Heaven." Just a warning, though, "A Little Piece of Heaven" is really demented. Again, listen and watch Bo Burham.
I love movies and making fun of the ones that have not so good graphics and stunts.
TWILIGHT: Did you know that Edward Cullen is really a fairy?! It's true... He sparkles, he has no fangs, and he can fly! (If any of you have seen the Twilight movie you will know what I am talking about when I say that it was totally fake when he and Bella jumped out the window of his room. Gravity pushes you down, it can't make you float back up magically... so he must be a fairy cuz he can fly).
-A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
-First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
-I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
-If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
-The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging because X was always 10.
-My only flaw is that I'm perfect.
-Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
-I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...
-I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
-Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
-Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
-If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
-Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
-I am the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
-I hear voices and they don't like you.
I love that site. lol.
I am officially a published author! If only fifteen chapters posted counts, that it, which in my mind it does... if anyone thinks differently, don't tell me. :-) tnx.
I'll give you the low down on my first story The Proposal. I promise not to give too much away that you can't figure out from the first couple chapters.
So, when she was little, Ferrin fell into the lake by her school and ended up getting really sick. She was in the hospital for nearly a month, but only got better when Mr. and Mrs. Graham stepped in to help pay for her to get the best medical treatment there was to offer. Suffice is to say, she got better. But in order to get the money to do this, her parents had to sign a contract that said Ferrin had to marry the son of the people that had saved her. She's eighteen now, and of marrying age, or at least the age that the contract designated they marry. But Xiann is only causing problems for her. She thinks he's rude and stubborn and childish and handsome. Wait, handsome? Yes. She loves his devastating good looks, but so do a lot of other women. They bicker constantly, with them always being able to brush it off, one way or the other, but are at it again shortly after. Either they will both come out of the marriage happy and in love, or in their caskets.
This story has been haunting me, begging me to write it for a few months now. I am finally giving in and giving my characters life!_
Okay, I have a new story that I am working on. It's only half a page, but I don't know if I will get in to it enough to finish it, so I am waiting until I get a few chapters done for myself so I can see if I will have enough drive to accomplish a finished story out of it.
UPDATES: I am going to try to keep up on them at least every two weeks. Hopefully I can get chapters up faster than that, though.
9/ 4/ 10
Dear Readers of This Rant,
Okay, I am super duper sorry that I have not updated in so long! I went through a bit of writers block for a few weeks and am now working on chapter nine of The Proposal. I have a little over half of it done, but even if I get it done in the next couple of days, I may not be able to get it up until next week some time. I will try to update within the next week or so. YEAH, I know that you just listened to me rant on a bit, but let's face it, ranting is fun to write and read! lol. And there is my mad obsession with using lol a lot. I'm surprised I haven't used it before this. lol. Haha there it is again. Okay, I'm done.
11/ 24/ 10
I am trying to get chapter eleven done within the next few days. Having the whole day off for the next three days plus weekend will help a lot! So, just letting you guys know that I will hopefully have chapter eleven done in about three days. Friday or Saturday it should be up. Thanks for your reviews and reading!
You can probably check out the new story I am writing in collaboration with another author on Fanfiction.net for the Harry Potter series. It is vary unique and I'm not just saying that. My friend and I thought of it at three o'clock in the morning, so it has to be good! No joke, though, it will be good. Hopefully we can get the first few chapters up in a few days, maybe a week. We still have to work out some details.
-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I'm the boy who dressed in girls' clothes as a child, and when my mother found out, she threatened to let my violent, homophobic step father 'do whatever he wants' to me if I ever did it again.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the bisexual who's father molested her because 'All bi girls are sluts'.
I am the girl who cries in shame when she's near her homophobic parents because I kissed another girl and liked it.
I am the young boy who was smacked in public for sharing a kiss with another boy; we only thought that's what you did when you really liked someone.
I'm the straight guy who wants to get a sex change because my step father messed me up sexually by groping my chest on a regular basis.
We are the parents who will live in regret because our teenage daughter hung herself from her tree house; we would have loved her even if she told us she was dating her best girl-friend.
I am the teacher who still has his job even after the gay student I tormented with failing grades was hit by a car on the weekend.
I'm the bisexual whose father told her ten years ago 'It's only a phase. You'll outgrow it.'
I am the boy who searched every book in the library about homosexuality only to find that my only question wasn't answered; is it wrong?
We are the siblings who were disowned when our parents found gay and lesbian porn on the family computer.
I am the boy who is always late to his next class, I refuse to get out of the showers until all the other boys are changed.
I am the girl who got sick of her teacher at her pristine Christian school coming onto me and finally screamed that I was a lesbian; I'm not allowed back in that school again.
I am the father who refuses to let his son date another boy because I know from experience that the world doesn't want you when you love another man.
I am the bisexual that hide it from my mother for years that I was bi for fear of disappointing her; only to find out when I finally told her that she was bi as well, and hide it from me for the same reason.
I am the boy who comes home from school with broken noses; my friends pressured me into drinking at a party and I told them everything.
I am the man who stares at his new wife and her grown kids every day with regret; my ex-husband and I thought it was best if we did what was 'normal' of us.
I am the mother whose daughter and friends came to for advice for having sex with another woman; now her friends' mothers won't meet me in the eye.
I am the girl who feels a part of her is missing; my twin sister thought we were different since she was into other girls so she went to live with our father and left me here with our mum.
I am the older brother who is trying to support his younger sister; our parents didn't want her anymore when they walked in on her with another woman.
I am the teenage boy sitting in the hospital waiting room on my own, crying; my best friend just overdosed because he was to afraid to tell me he loved me.
I am a bisexual who told her mom and homophibic dad and just wishes he would look at me the same way.
I am just one of the people who is trying to make a difference.
I am a bisexual whoes afraid to say anything to her parents and friends who have made fun of homosexuals for years.
I am a bisexual who has to look my friends from school in the eye, knowing that if they knew I was Bi, they would reject me, even though they like who I am as a person.
I am a bi who is scared to tell her parents that she is bi for fear of being killed
I'm the girl who won't tell her parents but cries on her brother for liking girls and guys
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. If you have something to say about yourself, add it before the end!*