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Joined 06-21-10, id: 731012, Profile Updated: 03-09-11

I'm Ella. I would say nice to meet you, but I haven't met you, you've just looked at what I wrote... So it's nice to be read by you!

I'm 15 and live in the UK. I love horseriding and writing (which is why lost of my writing contains horses. Horseriding can't really contain writing... you'd just fall off...). I'm one of those people who can't walk without bumping into walls and is proud of it, (well, if I wasn't I'd just be miserable...) and never tell me that I've lost it, cos I never had it. (There needs to be a shop that sells 'it'. They'd break a world record. If the dippy people like me ever made it to the shop. We might bump into too many walls along the way...)

Anyway, I've rambled long enough, under the probably misguided impression that someone is still reading this. Congrats if you are though! XD

Ella x

Oh, and I forgot to mention; I'm on fanfiction too - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2318086/ and I have forums. (Come to the forums, we have virtual cookies!)

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/House_of_Night_RP_Forum/75007/ - House of Night series

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Chronicles_of_Ancient_Darkness_RP_Game/75411/ - Chronicles of Ancient Darkness

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/RP_Forum_for_the_Crystal_Singers/75662/ - Crystal Singers of Ballybran

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Tudor_Cort_RP/76472/ - Tudor Court Novels by Philippa Gregory

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.

Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tongiht: darkness

Never go to a docter whose office plants have died

On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday