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Don't knock on Death's door- ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Name: Claudia Marie Donovann, or CMDonovann for short. Call me Claudia. Or CMD. Heck, just call me whatever you want. I don't care.
Age: Older than thirteen, younger than three hundred thirteen. Age is relative. My mental age rarely matches my chronological one.
Country of Residence: Narnia. (I'm roommates with Mr. Tumnus.)
Hobbies: figure skating in the White Witch's lair, drawing on the walls, taking pictures of the glow-in-the-dark stars stuck to the ceiling, eating people's brains
Favorite color: burnt sienna, cobalt blue, permanent rose.
Personality: Rather bipolar. Have been described as "cheerful" and "spazzy" sometimes, other times "depressing" and "a bit suicidal." "Artistic" is the only constant. I LOVE YOU!! see? bipolar...
ABOUT ME: I like OneRepublic, the best band in the universe, quite a bit. I like Juicy Fruit gum and bologna sandwiches, but not at the same time. I like the Syfy channel and Mythbusters, even though they're not on Syfy. I like cats a lot better than I like dogs. I like my family, especially my sister. I like my friends quite a lot, too. I like calling people funny nicknames like "the Hobo," "the Midget," "Closet Boy" and "Sassy Pants." I like my fat cat, Milo. I like staring at people until they notice I'm looking at them, then glancing away awkwardly when they glare at me. I like making funny faces at myself when I'm brushing my teeth. So I guess I'm pretty immature. But I also like sad books and poetry, and I've cried while listening to emotional music. I've made too may bucket lists to count, and know exactly who all my stuff is going to when I die. I know what I want to do with my life but not how to get there. I know that's not a good thing, and it worries me. A lot of stuff worries me. I'm also not really sure who I am yet. So besides what I've just written- very trivial things, really- there isn't much to know about me.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with written words than with spoken words, and knows the importance of the little things.
A NOTE FROM CMD:
Hello. My name is Claudia Marie Donovann, or CMDonovann for short. I live in the good old U.S. of A. and that's all you really need to know. Why do you care, anyway? As for my age... well, I'm a rebellious teenager at heart. Always will be. I'm gonna write a teen fiction romance novel someday, possibly about the post-apocalyptic world in the year 3000, after World Wars Three and Four. And about some kind of rebellion against a suppressive government. And hoverboards. But it'll be great, I hope.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty onto your
~Muhahaha world domination~
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live- even though it meant that he would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile.
COPY AND PASTES!!
If you love life even though you act like you don't, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. Spread the love, people!
If you live and breathe for OneRepublic, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love anyone who says they love OneRepublic, copy and paste this to your profile and see if anyone else copy-and-pastes it so you can rant to them about your OneRepublic obsession.
If you love your cat, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love art, paste this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile.
If you have ever listened to a song repeatedly, copy this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you and your friend often break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the @# you did that!
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Men are like slinkies: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Death is like god saying, “You’re fired!” Suicide is like saying to god, “You can’t fire me, I quit!”
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. When you jump off a cliff, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt.
So yeah, that's about it for my profile. You know I love you all, right? No, really, anyone who bothers to read my entire profile deserves a hug. VIRTUAL HUGZ!! Love you. Bye now.
OH! ONE MORE THING!!
"Be Unique- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME, 11 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!"
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