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Author has written 3 stories for General.

A bit about me, The Gnominator aka Moo:

… hmmm. I’m sure you guys aren’t really interested in my age, school, family, friends, home, interests, hobbies, etc, etc, etc.

… so I’m just going to boast :P

I am great at:

Singing real loud into the shampoo bottle whilst in the shower

Dancing and going crazy around my bedroom in my pyjamas

Writing stuff on my hand so to substitute for my lack of memory

Drawing devil horns and moustaches on misters in the newspaper

Planning and scheming awesome practical jokes on my brother

Running to the bus when I wake up late in the mornings

Swimming in the bath with the foamy bubbles and rubber ducky

Long jumping from the bed to the pillows across the room

Reading okay this is one I’m actually very good at (I like to think)- if I could I would read 24/7, around the clock, for eternity, into the wee hours, past the crack of dawn... you get the general idea :P what I love is to edit and proof read other peoples work- my friends get me to do all their stuff- apparently Im a very good editor and just improve their stuff instead of changing it and cutting heaps.

Anyway what I would really love to do on here is to beta BUT APPARENTLY you have to have written 5 stories and blah blah blah... so it can safely be said that I am not currently a Beta :( but if anyone trusts me enough without me being a fully qualified one I'd love to proof read your work :D

xx

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
I'm Getting Married? To My BOSS? by the.beat.of.my.heart reviews
"Are you telling me that if I do not follow through with this ridiculous arrangement you've made with her parents, I will lose everything I've worked for?," Zachary asked his parents in contempt. All he received was a single word answer, "Yes."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 73,886 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
A Plane Full of Smiles by onacoffeebreak reviews
His hands slipped over hers and began to show her how to fold the edges of the paper correctly, it was crucial in order to make a proper paper airplane. "What now?" She asked, shivering under his touch."Fly," He whispered, placing his lips against hers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,669 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 4/25/2010
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
And Along Came Cupid by Spicydreams62 reviews
"Now just tell me your name," he commanded. "Juliet," I managed. "Juliet de Villece." I watched as Eros let out a laugh. "Juliet? You would be named after my most famous disaster," he told me and I almost fell over: he really thinks he's Cupid. Oh.My.God
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
The Exploration of the Male Anatomy by ShadyPalmTree reviews
COMPLETED* Naïve and innocent Cassidy had an ordinary life up until she got drunk one night and felt up the notorious playboy on campus, Adrian. She wanted to get away from him, but he wouldn't let her go that easily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Breaking Armor by Elisa Diane reviews
What would you do if the boy you fell in love with was supposed to kill your father? After tearing her world apart, can he put it back together?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 98,277 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Samantha by Mystified reviews
Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,227 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
THE CUTTINGS: COMPLETE: Seven Minutes in Hell by writerbunny10 reviews
‘Hey, watch it, asshole!’‘Whatdid I do to you!’‘Yourhands.They're touching my thighs’‘Oh,well, excuse me,if there's barely any space in this damn closet—and I didn't touch you!’‘Yes, u did!’‘SHUT UPbefore I kiss u and makethisaREALSevenMinutesinHeaven'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,239 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Skinny Jeans and an Attitude Problem by Anonymous Soul reviews
Liz never imagined that she’d meet her prince charming for the first time stark naked, running through the school cafeteria. Guess it’s a good thing she never believed in love at first sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Fluffy Pillows by strawberry-express reviews
She looks at him while the ice cream drips down his face. It is this moment she realizes she is in love with him. She hears no soft music, sees no flying angels but she hears only one word echoing in the air. Oops. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse by Ollie May reviews
Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,017 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2006
The Best Deceptions by Kayli reviews
REPOST. Katie has perfected the ability to keep people at a distance she's been doing it for years. When she moves to Wisconsin, she finds it much more difficult to keep people away, especially Casey. FINISHED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,785 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Complete
The Other One by Meorna reviews
The smile immediately fell of his face when he saw how she glared at him. "You - you - I want to kill you!" He raised an eyebrow. "You want what now?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Laser tag my heart by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Something fishy was going on, and my suspicions were confirmed when Ryan walked past and told me it was just me and Zach left, all alone in this dark, dark place with many corners and hidey-holes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Mopeds Come in Pink by Jemia reviews
The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Complete
Beauty & the Asshole by not-so-muggle reviews
Who knew you could go from wanting to choke someone, to wanting to be with them forever? One-shot. Please read and review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Forsaken By Shadow by kaitnolan reviews
When her father is kidnapped by scientists, Embry must recruit her old flame to help rescue him. Only problem, her people wiped his memory and he no longer remembers who he was or who she is. Will his memories be restored in time?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Thank You, Bill! by not-so-muggle reviews
Two people soaking wet, stuck in the middle of nowhere, forced to be locked in a tiny car. Can someone say sexual tension? One-Shot. Please read and review
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Told You So by Kyllex reviews
Cam's ninth piano recital is coming up, and this year she's finally going to be last in the lineup, an honor only given to the best students. At least, she thinks she is - that is until her childhood rival shows up and steals the show. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Customer Service by not-so-muggle reviews
Today is the day, I can feel it! Or is that just the vodka shots? One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Cruel Summer by MonKay reviews
The owner of the voice I'd heard just moments ago was now standing in front of me in a tee shirt and boxers. As I watched his eyes flicker back up to mine I realized, to my horror and his amusement, that I was standing on his front porch in my underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010
Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn’t know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won’t let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Because I Fell For You by IncapableDreams reviews
One-shot. I wanted, wished, and fantasized to press myself against him and kiss him senselessly. He was never suppose to know that. But he knows. Just kill me, kill me now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Let Me Know by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Leather Jacket by Meorna reviews
.."ONESHOT"..There were specific things that irked Emma Burke to ends, things that made her eyes twitch. But there was something she hated more than anything else; and that something came in the form of a certain boy, Drew Anderson.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
I Got This by Kyllex reviews
“Don’t worry – I got this,” he said with an air of confidence much too optimistic given the circumstances. “You got this?” I shouted. “Your house is on FIRE.” “So?” “So, why haven’t you called 911 yet?” “I already told you,” he said. “I got this.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Complete
Dare: Stay Sane While I Strip by MaeMaes reviews
The idea was to catch Pierce's attention. I was nearly naked beneath my coat and ready to flash him. Oh, God, was I crazy? /Two-Part Fic! Complete/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
As Long As You Love Me by Kyllex reviews
So it's Valentine's Day, and I've gotten a rose delivered to me in every single one of my classes. Oh, but they're not from my boyfriend. No, he didn't get me anything, because he's thoughtless. Actually, these roses are from my best friend. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Car Grease and Diamond Earrings by Lilith Rei reviews
Her voice cracked slightly, "The roads are closed so...I'm kind of stuck." Jake smiled, "You can stay here if you want,"...then he seemed to realize what he said, "I mean...I can sleep down here, so it's no big deal."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
In the Eye of the Tiger by Ameliebabie reviews
Leah Townsend is on the run.And in serious danger.Desperate,she finds herself in the hands of a spy who is as dangerous as they come.Has she jumped from the frying pan into the fire?R&R!Thanx PLS READ MY UPDATE ON CHAP 30 IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS STORY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,895 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2003
Test Me by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT Tall, athletic, toned, brunnette, god-like, amazing at soccer even though I will never tell him. I thought he hated me. He thought I hated him. Then there was Halloween last Friday night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
The Trinity by onacoffeebreak reviews
I was their best spy, their secret weapon. They did things to me from an early age to make me incredible. I created the Trinity and now they wanted me to kill a member, but I refused to kill a friend. Now I'm wanted, dead or alive. My only escape:Earth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009
Say It With A Card by Laura Schiller reviews
Taylor, who works at a greeting card store, wants nothing more than to be given a Valentine of her own. But what happens when she has to sell one to the boy she secretly likes?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Aaron O'Conner by White Rose Blossom reviews
“In case you haven’t noticed, Erickson, we’re stuck in a goddamned hole until someone has the decency to come and find us. How about we call it a truce for one night?” I had no idea then just how much that truce would change my life. Love2HateYou contest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Serenading Selina Sorrentino by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday by Insomnia Personified reviews
ONE SHOT It was her sixth birthday party when they first met. He pushed her over on the bouncy castle and laughed, so she punched him in the stomach and stomp-jumped to the other side. She watched him start to cry and run out; that was when it all started
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
The Summer of Austen by White Rose Blossom reviews
He would walk in—the man of my dreams, that is—when I was up to my elbows in horse shit. Literally. I bet even Jane Austen couldn’t have even dreamed of writing this scenario. For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Playing it Cool by Bomb in the Garden reviews
It wasn’t that I was in love with the boy. It was just that maybe, I kinda, sort of have certain feelings toward him that could, in some way, be construed as feelings of more than friendship. // One Shot //
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Lollygag by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
. word of the day series One Shot. Ben delivered a gym membership to her house. Lucy, the I've-never-exercised-in-my-life girl, pretended to not be home. A match made in heaven?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Always Meant Something to Me by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Kidnapping, or Something Like It by Regina Scorpio reviews
All Regina wanted was to get some Z's, but fate had other ideas. On the day of her wedding, she gets kidnapped and held for ransom by one of the most annoying pricks in the country. And the one to pay her ransom, her most unwanted fiancée.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,442 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Being with You by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Our Memories by awaitinglove reviews
ONE-SHOT The first time Tyler Harrison talked to me, he called me a fat, ugly cow. Being in kindergarten, I just cried and then socked him right in the face.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Romantic by Whyte wolf reviews
Henrietta is a young lady of a highly romantic mind. James is a highwayman of noble birth. The two are thrown together when James is ordered by his superiors to kidnap Henrietta from her carriage. Regency England.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,336 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Hi by Broken Typewriter reviews
When two enemies kiss things start to unravel. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Simplicity Always Leads to Drama by jennycraig10 reviews
I wanted simplicity. But then I fell in love, confessed out of nowhere, and walked away. Guess being simple doesn't mean you can't have drama. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Keep It a Secret by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] She kept avoiding him. He always found his way back to her. But it only went so far…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Avery Susan Sanders is not an Ass by Justice Bana reviews
Avery Sanders should have been pleased that she received a full ride to Verminton University, one of the most prestigious colleges around. All goes well until she meets Jack Shanahan. He's rich, arrogant, and his father is paying for Avery's education.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,808 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
OMG! Becoming Totally Popular on Fictionpress by fading innocence reviews
You're sick of writing for five minutes and not getting any good, aren't you? And not getting good reviews either, right? Well, that can all be solved using my guide to Fictionpress GOD status! Now revised.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Jake and Bee by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT As predicted, she glared, “OK, what do you want?” The answer was so simple, but he didn’t even know what it was until it came out of his mouth. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Quest for the Quiche by invisible.writer reviews
We've all read it, heard it, been there, done that but I am still looking for my cliche, and I will leave no rock unturned, no tree uprooted until I find mine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
A Love Story by brittle hearts reviews
One day, a girl and a boy fell in love without realizing it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/29/2004
Reckless by Flawless Storm reviews
How do you cope when realizing your meddling parents and cousin have arranged your marriage without your consent? Why run off and have sex with a man you hate, of course . Well, that's what I did. A funny, sweet, onetime, sort of short story. Rated R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Complete
Hollywood Fairytale by Flawless Storm reviews
When Kiernan Maitland went missing, it was up to me to find him. Me... find an actor who is known to be terrifying, both on and off the screen. How would I know that finding him would set off my own Hollywood fairytale. Short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
The Purpose of Calculus by B Eskew reviews
You will understand this if you have ever taken a Calculus course.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Complete
To Save a Kingdom by Sada Green reviews
COMPLETE When the threat of war forces Princess Drianna from her palace home, it's only the beginning of her adventures. Living as a slave, she falls in love with her master and ultimately must choose between him and her obligation as princess.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,792 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003
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Sabbatical Debacle
Her best friend thinks she's lucky. Obviously she thinks not. When her parents drag her family across the country again for another one of their "beloved" sabbaticals, her only reprieve is that at least this time they can speak ENGLISH. ONESHOT. REVISED.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Got Lucky
‘You are so lucky.’'And exactly how am I lucky?’ ‘Oh, don’t give me that. There won’t be anyone around to be all; “who do you think you’re kidding, Kate Williams? I remember when you ate a spider for lunch in kindy.” You can be whoever you want to be.’
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Travelling Around reviews
A cute story about the boring wait for luggage to arrive. "Then I saw her. She stood to the back, the crowd flowed around her like water around a rock. She was different. She was eccentric. She was a freak." please ignore the horrible summary :P
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete