Hey,

Because I don't write anything and am just here to read, I don't really see any point in setting up a real profile. However I found this somewhere, and I thought here would be the perfect place to spread the Virus x) Some points are better than others, but all in all, I found this quite fun to read

P.s.: If someone knows who the author is, please let me know so that I can add their name (wouldn't want to appear to be stealing someone else's hard work)

Parents' Guide to Jrock

1.] Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to their bed looks like girls.

2.] Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they probably won't like it.

3.] When they show you a pic of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.

4.] If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.

5.] Don't be surprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes

6.] If they start speaking a language that is almost English, but not quite, don't worry. Its called "Engrish". You'll get used to it.

7.] Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.

8.] When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.

9.] Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer, the more pics the fan has, the happier they will be.

10.] Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.

11.] Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to know about.

12.] A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.

13.] Don't correct them when they spell the name "hide" with a lower case h, that's how it's done.

14.] When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing voodoo.

15.] It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.

16.] J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it