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Joined 07-02-10, id: 732947, Profile Updated: 09-02-10
Author has written 5 stories for General, General, Life, and Fantasy.

9/2: For all those people who were either watching one of my stories or I who I owed reviews, I am very sorry. I was without a computer/internet for the last couple of weeks and so could not do any fiction press stuff. I'll be back on Saturday Sept 4. If after Saturday, I haven't returned a review that I owed you, please message me, because I must have forgotten. My bad.

I'm a college jerk majoring in Economics who wants to become a high-school math/science/economics or history teacher. I don't even know what I'm doing here, to be honest.

I just like to write and read. It's good practice and it's fun. If i'm doing something wrong, tell me. If i'm doing something right, tell me that too. I'm a simple person with simple wants and needs. When I write, i like to focus on characters,dialog and descriptions of places. Feel free to ask me to review any work of yours, I like helping people out.

Seriously. My interests include the supernatural, character driven stories, adventure, slice of life and so on. If you think your story fits any of those, or if you really want a review, feel free to ask. I'll review it if I can.

My favorite books are: Around the World in Eighty Days, The Chocolate Wars, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Illustrated Man, Catch -22 and Flowers for Algernon, I don't know if that's relevant but it felt appropriate to put here.

I am very sorry if I take a long time to reply to anything you've sent, work keeps me very busy and very tired, so I usually only get on during the weekends and sometimes, not even then if something pressing comes up. So if you think i've forgotten about you, feel free to remind me.

If you are wondering where I found your story it was probably either through "The Bar", or through one of my marathon reads of work in a arbitrarily picked genre. If you ever want to return a review i've given you, i'd prefer it be for "The Ordeal" since it's my only ongoing project at the moment and as such needs more attention. But hey, if it doesn't suit your fancy and you'd rather read something else of mine (or none of my work at all) feel free to tell me that. It's not the end of the world.

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The Maddest by Kristina Suko reviews
They are the absolute rulers of this decrepit empire; they are the curtailers of freedom and the dealers of death.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Ponderous Parasol by Kagennotsuki reviews
Have you ever wondered if umbrellas get tired of being rained on all the time? I know I have.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
We Were Young by jinxauthor reviews
Never underestimate the elderly.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
The Night They Left The Oven On by Solemn Coyote reviews
A look at quiet desperation.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
The Summer by VisualKeiXx reviews
In this sad week of February, I long for the summer.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
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The Ordeal:Murphy's Law in Action reviews
A search and rescue mission gone terribly, terribly wrong. At every turn.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,652 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010
The Life of Henry Fuller reviews
Henry's got lung cancer and not much time left. No one knows, and he'll keep it that way, thank you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010
More Weight!
Nothing's ever going to stand in my way. Not now or ever.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Parkbench Confidential reviews
A short story about two random people who befriend each other in a park at night and find out they are more similar than they would have thought.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Midnight People reviews
What it's like to be up at 2am. Hopefully many nocturnal people can relate.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete