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Joined 07-12-10, id: 734513, Profile Updated: 07-13-10
Author has written 1 story for Action, and Young Adult.

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The Cynical Ranting of Hayden Paretski by The Original Psycho reviews
I glare at him. "What exactly IS your problem?" He slams a fist into the tree, bruising his knuckles on the bark as blood leaks in thin streaks across his hand. "The PROBLEM is that I'm in love with you!" Oh, crap. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,130 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 4/10/2009
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Hypothetically Being by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,013 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
The Artz of War by Dead Decoy reviews
I'm sure every commander has his problems with being a leader, but what happens when they're given soldiers with the IQ of a waffling iron?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 67 - Words: 36,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006
Sex in Words by Marry My Pie Please reviews
(Slash) Luke wants to say he's normal, but let's face it... He isn't. For crying out loud, he writes letters to his next door neighbor!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,088 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005
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Ballad of a Miscreant reviews
High school is hard when you've been labelled "Le Manwhore". So is dealing with ex-boyfriends who you can't remember. But I never asked for THIS!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010
Life of Skate
Skate Bruchois has two worries in life: his androgynous looks and his general uselessness. However, his whole life changes when he meets Fox, a man who is nothing like what he seems.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Published: 7/29/2010